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Frayed Ends Of Sanity

Mike Tyson's Rub Out


Mike Tyson is one of those rare breeds who, whatever kind of trouble they get into or bizarre allegation they have thrown at them, it's never surprising. (Ed. Note: Doesn't Simmons have a theory about this?) The latest one proves it; any other famous person on the planet accused of financing a hit on people would probably be treated with some level of shock or disbelief. Not Mike, though. The New York Post gives the details of the latest allegations: More »

1:40 PM on Fri Jun 13 2008
By DAULERIO
6,504 views, 60 comments

Latest by swing4: ...whatever kind of trouble they get into or bizarre allegation they have thrown at them, it's never surprising. Actually, I'm surprised Tyson had $50K. more »

he'll chew your ear off

Mike Tyson Can Turn Darkness Into Light

Are you depressed? Feeling scattered and out of control? Being chased by those pesky frowny-faced cartoon clouds all day? Well, perhaps you could go on medication and seek out professional help or you could just talk to Mike Tyson, who's offering to help lift the spirits of athletes in need. Or, at least, soccer players. More »

4:15 PM on Mon Apr 14 2008
By DAULERIO
6,535 views, 33 comments

the ring o' bingo

Tyson-Holyfield III: For All The Butterscotch

The Shocker Before Matlock! The Scuffle During Shuffleboard! The Rumble For The Hoverround! Two Guys On The Beach Fighting Instead Of Wandering Around With Metal Detectors! None of these are catchy names, so a third fight between Evander Holyfield and Mike Tyson probably won't happen. More »

11:40 AM on Sun Mar 2 2008
By sussman
3,224 views, 17 comments

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Mike Tyson's Full Day In Jail

We're not sure why, but we feel compelled to write about Mike Tyson today. You could pretty much write about Mike Tyson every day, or never write about him at all, and you'd still satisfy all sides. More »

4:30 PM on Mon Nov 19 2007
By Leitch
2,980 views, 49 comments

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Mike Tyson Is A Marathon Bruncher


It's a lazy Friday morning, so here's a clever little riff from animator Dan Meth — a former Black Tabler — about Mike Tyson's Brunch Out. We played this game so much as a kid that it still shows up in our dreams.

11:40 AM on Fri Oct 26 2007
By Leitch
2,109 views, 39 comments

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Own A Little Piece Of Mike Tyson

It's a question that has plagued man throughout the ages: How much would you pay for the excrement of a richer, more famous man? It has confounded philosophers and economists alike. Now, perhaps the question is answered, in the visage of one Mike Tyson. More »

10:00 AM on Wed Aug 29 2007
By Leitch
6,841 views, 86 comments

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Nothing Says Joyous Celebration Of Dance Like Mike Tyson

We're a bit late on this, but it's too gorgeous not to comment upon: Mike Tyson is going to star in a Bollywood movie. More »

12:15 PM on Tue Jun 5 2007
By Leitch
1,063 views, 35 comments

boxing

It Appears That Mike Tyson Might Need Some Help Or Something

This is going to come as a shock to most of you — it certainly came as a shock to us — but former heavyweight champion and all-around beacon of stability Mike Tyson has never been in rehab before. Seriously: With all the madness that has gone on with Tyson throughout his life, he's never been to rehab. Just seems like he would have accidentally been there, at some point. More »

10:00 AM on Thu Feb 8 2007
By Leitch
311 views, 47 comments

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Mike Tyson: Portrait of a Rapist With a Corky Tongue





So, here're the mugshots from Iron Mike's arrest. Maybe the Special Olympics could use a boxer this year? More »

11:54 AM on Fri Dec 29 2006
By Leitch
460 views, 48 comments

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Just Blow Into This Tube, Mr. Tyson

Mike Tyson, ex-pugilist extraordinairre, gnawer of earlobes, raper of women, can add a new dubious title to his evergrowing legend: possessor of cocaine. Yes, its seems early yesterday morning in Scottsdale, Arizona, America's favorite boxer who can no longer box was pulled over during a routine checkpoint after attempting to leave a club. Apparently, Tyson almost rammed a sheriff's vehicle in the process, and, according to officials, "showed signs of impairment", then was charged with driving under the influence and possession of the magic sniffy-sniff. More »

8:55 AM on Fri Dec 29 2006
By Leitch
2,465 views, 38 comments

Latest by n/a: Iron Mike's mugshot http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2006/1229061tys... more »

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Holiday Greetings From Mike Tyson

The happy-go-lucky kids at We Are the Postmen put up this YouTube compilation of wonderful Mike Tyson interview snippets, just in time to inject you with some holiday cheer. More »

2:45 PM on Sat Dec 23 2006
By mjdeadspin
183 views, 6 comments

boxing

Cancel Those Reservations, Ladies

First O.J.'s television interview is canceled, and now this. Remember how Mike Tyson was supposed to be all set to go to work for Heidi Fleiss at her new stud farm in Nevada? Turns out, evidently, that it's not true. And our Wednesday just got a little bit sadder. From ContactMusic.com: More »

11:45 AM on Wed Nov 22 2006
By rickchand
329 views, 55 comments

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Start Saving Up For A Good Boning, Courtesy Of Mike Tyson

Here comes the perfect opportunity for the first-ever Ladies Only Deadspin Field Trip: Mike Tyson has reportedly agreed to be a male prostitute at Heidi Fless's new manwhorehouse in Nevada. More »

2:00 PM on Sat Nov 18 2006
By mjdeadspin
359 views, 23 comments

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Corey Sanders Does Not Fight Any Better Than He Looks

I tried to look around for a more colorful recap of last night's Mike Tyson "fight," but honestly, there was enough in the Associated Press article to amuse me. Fans who were lucky enough to be in attendance for the first stop on "Mike Tyson's World Tour" were treated to twelve golden minutes of Mike punching an ugly guy in the face, and then holding him up so he didn't flop to the canvas like the giant meatbag he is. More »

1:12 PM on Sat Oct 21 2006
By mjdeadspin
780 views, 10 comments

Latest by Critic: I'd like to see Tyson fight a couple of these pussy rappers. Like Missy Elliot. more »

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Mike Tyson Would Like To Help You Carry Those Groceries To Your Car

Meet the new Mike Tyson. He's relaxed, he's sweet; he's whistling a happy tune. Frankly, we'd be less surprised if Kim Jong Ill suddenly began a tour of the U.S. singing old Bobby Sherman hits, but there you have it. There's a bluebird on his shoulder. Are we as a nation ready for this? Tyson appeared chipper and upbeat on Thursday at the official weigh-in for the first fight of the Tyson World Tour, in which he will take on his former sparring partner, 292-pound Corey "T-Rex" Sanders. From AP: More »

1:45 PM on Fri Oct 20 2006
By rickchand
602 views, 32 comments

Latest by insomniac: I miss the Mike Tyson who could walk into a restaurant and stick his dick in the butter tray. more »

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Mike Tyson Would Like You To Pay Him So He Can Have Sex With You

Think you guys can handle one more Mike Tyson bit? Sure, why not, right? More »
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Come Watch Mike Tyson Fight A Kangaroo

So, it's come to this. You thought Mike Tyson had hit bottom? You know nothing of the bottom, my friend. You can't handle the bottom! As part of Mike Tyson's World Tour which launches on Friday, the 40-year-old announced that some of his opponents may be women. More »

11:45 AM on Tue Oct 17 2006
By rickchand
1,404 views, 68 comments

boxing

Oh, No, Mike Tyson's Back! What Ever Will We Do!

You know, now that Mike Tyson has announced that he's going to be doing a travelling roadshow of "fights," we know that we're supposed to get all huffy about it, say things like "When's this guy gonna learn?" and "What has happened to boxing?" or even the old standby "Why doesn't he move on with his life?" More »

5:00 PM on Thu Sep 28 2006
By Leitch
390 views, 47 comments

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