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Naked Idiot On The Field Rings In The New Premier League Season With A DongAfter a short summer break, the Premier League is back. Liverpool hosted Norwich City in the first match of the season today in a game that featured five goals, several wondrous feats of athleticism, and one pitch invader who made it onto the field just long enough to show the world his dick and ass...

Dutch Soccer Fans Hire Stripper To Run On Field And Distract OpponentsBlack and yellow streamers fell from the sky near the Rijnsburgse Boys goal in the 12th minute of their match against AFC on Saturday, as if to announce the coming of a celebration or a gift. A gift indeed soon came, as a local stripper ran out onto the pitch wearing nothing but shoes, socks, and so...

A Regular Reminder That Being An Idiot On The Field Can Be Hazardous To Your Health [UPDATE]BC Lions defensive back Marcell Young made quick work of an Idiot On The Field who interrupted his team’s CFL opener against Montreal tonight. Good night, buddy. Update (June 17, 1:19 a.m.): We have an alternate angle now!...

Idiot On The Field Caps Off Perfect Champions League Final

Real Madrid claimed the Champions League trophy with a 3-1 win thanks to Liverpool keeper Loris Karius becoming some kind of player who puts the ball into his own net instead of keeping it out. More importantly, an Idiot On The Field interrupted play and prevented Cristiano Ronaldo from his own scor...

Even A Naked Idiot On The Field Found The End Zone In Buffalo<em></em>

There’s not much to set up here. Just please enjoy this nude member of Bills Mafia running all over Ralph Wilson’s field at the end of a blowout....

Idiot On The Field Drops Trousers

A presumably Washington State fan celebrated a Cougars touchdown by removing his pants, which is a reasonable thing to do....

Oh Yeah, And There Was An Idiot On The Field

As I write this the score is tied at 12 and it’s still the ninth inning. Will there be more? Who knows. Here’s an incident that happened who cares ago back when the score was who can remember to who gives a shit. A half-naked man wearing star-spangled shorts rushed the field and briefly escaped secu...

Idiot On The Field Slips Several Tackles Before Being Detained By His Own Lack Of A Vertical

Here’s a dipshit invading the field in Houston tonight, as is the Idiot’s way. He dodges a few tackles but finds his path blocked by the very low right field wall; it’s still too tall for his limited leaping ability (though it looks like that might be an usher playing defense on him). ...