So This Is What They Mean By A Friendly

We're no experts — perhaps Mr. Hirshey can help us out here — but we do know that this is just all kinds of wrong.

Not sure of the teams involved, or what happened immediately prior to this picture being taken, but does it really matter? Our perception of soccer has been changed forever, or at least until Hirshey can talk us out from under our bed. This is like an old T.O.-Jeff Garcia practice.