Leftovers: Bad Chemistry

• He wrote a confession, but no one could read it: Panthers' doctor helped ex-players beat drug tests, according to testimony. [ oddsnark] • Report: Castillo to Twins. Wow — nobody goes to the Twins. [ Three True Outcomes] • Kerrigan attacker wants record cleared so he can become Navy SEAL. Judge: "Umm, no. I don't think so." [ WBNS] • You cannot be serious! McEnroe, 46, to play in U.S. ATP event. [ The Burnt Bail] • This tournament brought to you by Mattel and Garanimals: Third grader makes pro pool event. [ ABC News]