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Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> he may be a Cylon

He ain't one of the newer models, that's for sure:

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Anyone else watch the 24 pilot Cowbell posted the link to last night? Holy F...Jack Bauer just invented a whole new way to kill a man that even Chuck Norris never dreamed of.

I just didn't want to post this in the Danelo thread.

Senator Boomdog

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> A few months ago I saw Mitch Albom at the Original House of Pancakes in Birmingham, MI. Dude is even shorter, and his hair even uglier, in person than on TV. I think he tries to keep his hair like that to cover his ears, but it doesn't work.

That being said, he may be a Cylon.

Bort

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> I'm sitting here watching ESPN's Sports Reporters, and I have to ask, is Mitch Albom a human being? His skin looks latex-ish. His ears are freakishly disturbing.

I think I'm going to hurl.

Hug It.

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> +1 FrayLo for quick thinking sidewalk journalism. You can tell it's Bledsoe because he doesn't move when people run at him.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> this video sucks, but i was out partying tonight and drew bledsoe was at the same bar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TrZWz7wyLI

this short crappy 4 second video is all the proof i have :(. he's the tall guy. if you care.

FrayLo

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> As a Hasselbeck/Alexander/DJacks owner who got bounced from the playoffs by a single YARD I will second that alarm.

This is what happens when you let mouth-breathing Cowboys fans edit your encyclopedia.

I'd think that kind of edit would have come from a Seattle fan/Dallas hater.

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> I hate to rain on this parade, but is anyone else alarmed that the 2006 Seattle Seahawks are now one of th final 8 teams remaining in Super Bowl contention? As a Hasselbeck/Alexander fantasy owner this year, may I just say that I FUCKING AM.

TwoMetre

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> In case anyone missed it, Romo's Wikipedia page (which has since been edited), contained the following sentence about an hour ago:

"Tony Romo is an awsome [sic] man who gave the Seattle Seahawks a win because he is a huge idiot."

This is what happens when you let mouth-breathing Cowboys fans edit your encyclopedia. I sent a screenshot of it to Will. Maybe he'll post it.

thebristolkid

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Uh, just got back from the game and wanna make a few points...which is good because I blew out my voice when Romo was downed at the 2 (right in front of my seats).

1) Yes, they play Bittersweet Symphony at every game.
2) Hahahahaha!!! That's what Romo gets for taking Josh Brown's girlfriend
3) As a lifelong resident of Seattle, it feels really good to get a playoff win like that.
4) Fuck Dallas...enjoy your offseason!
5) I want Chicago.
6) Romo=Bill Buckner

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> I honestly wouldn't mind seeing the Seacocks win it this year. Maybe then they will shut their cryholes about XL.

ThatMarkDude

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Couldn't have happened to a better guy. Everyone has made thinly-veiled references to Romo getting "the bighead" the past month, and now this happens.

How's that taste, Chosen One?

Scott Chill

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> I've gone from being Romosexual to Romophobic in the span of 3 weeks....

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Freddie Roach has the funniest voice in the history of boxing...and that is saying a great deal.

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Hey Romo you made Patick Stefan feel a lot better.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> SHHHH! don't ruin the surprise for everyone!

Toney's still thrown some great punches.

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Toney's getting waxed.

Dread

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> I suggest you all watch the Toney/Peter fight when the replay comes on. fantastic action, especially for heavyweights.

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Tony's future:

"Tony Romo under center. He takes the snap and hands off to Ricky Williams and Williams carries for 4 yards. That will make it 2nd and 6 for the Toronto Argonauts at the Saskatchewan 54 yard line."

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Here is the story from CBS-LA. Do they distinguish between gay and straight clothes now???


Man's Body Found Down Cliff Near Point Fermin

"(CBS) LOS ANGELES A man's body was found Saturday at the bottom of a rocky cliff near the Point Fermin lighthouse, authorities said...

The man appeared to have suffered traumatic injuries and was wearing straight clothes, he said."

Royalssuck

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Parcells doesn't know it's over. IT'S NEVER OVER

Adam Duritz

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Apropos of nothing, firefighters in Philadelphia responded to a fire, wait for it, AT THEIR OWN FIRE STATION. True story.

DamnSkippy

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Royalssuck: Yes (ESPN.com)

Wasted Talent

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Games over Adam....

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Somebody needs to send a case of Stick'Em out to Dallas (See Owens, Terrell; Romo, Tony) in a hurry before Parcells killls himself. BTW, Pete Carroll might be playing a prank on us all like he did with LenDale White

Adam Duritz

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Is that true, the USC kicker was found dead?

Royalssuck

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> its Brad St. Louis that snapped the ball on the bengals. and Romosexual is the new word of the year.

Cinco Ocho

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Maybe a bigger kicker -- say, 6'5", 218 (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/12783) -- would have gotten a better block on Babineaux.

Heh, heh.

SixtoLezcano

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Nothing like teasing it and taking the over (42)

All things considered, I'd rather be Danelo

DannyG

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> I guess Leitch was right. Alright Will, we believe in Seattle.
Now about Barbaro over Berman...

Langolier

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Jessica Simpson went for a a failed pop star (Nick Lachey), and a QB that was holding a clipboard a week earlier. I don't think she's the picky type...

I Party With Smoot

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> My neighbor is still yelling... how long will this go on?

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Danelo was a really big Romo fan

Adam Duritz

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> On the replay it appeared Gramatica tried to flick Babineaux out of the way.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Tony Romo's first phone call:


Voice on phone: Hello.

Tony: Hi Jessica. It sure is great to here your voice right now the way I feel.

Voice on phone: Do I know you? I am sorry, you must have the wrong number.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Danelo was aiming for the ocean.

Unfortunately, he was wide left.

Wasted Talent

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Well, Romo always has Carrie Underwood...actually, after that collosal crew up, he'll be lucky to hit up Britney with Sandra bernhard's dick!

Langolier

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Colonel Mustard just disposed of Danelo's body at the clif...he actually killed him in the library with a candlestick.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> My first guess is the backup kicker pushed Danelo off.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Parcells dealing with the media is a thing of beauty.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Parcells literally cannot hear anyone at the press conference after that atmosphere. He has said "Pardon me?" and "What?" about 16 times.

Adam Duritz

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Watch that first step Danelo...it's a doozy.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> I am moving to Canada if I hear this damn commercial again.

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> USC Kicker found dead at the bottom of a cliff. I'll be back when I come up with a joke.

cowbell204

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Even in victory, the 'Hawks fans blame the refs.

I respect the consistency.

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> VW wants to kill black people.

I thought that they hated the Jews.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Tony,

Women weaken legs.

-Carrie

Fornelli

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Sonny, I wanted to watch this one sober... now the watching is done, the drinking is beginning.

Understand, I almost threw up about 15 times during the game. Alcohol may have made that far worse.

I mean, I'm already dreadfully too hateful of officials-- drinking and hating officials-- bad bad combination.

Thank fucking god that horrible spot was overturned. I would have bought a sniper rifle and taken out anyone in a striped shirt if they didn't. Those poor fucking footlocker grunts would have felt my wrath.

T-dawg

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Negrodomous warned Romo about this.

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> VW wants to kill black people.

Royalssuck

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> I bet Drew Bledsoe is the only guy in the locker room with a big ass smile on his face.

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> UM:
you watching the Arizona game?

The Man with No Name

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> I think he's ok. Britney goes for losers, so he's got that going for him.

I Party With Smoot

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> "I would have ran the ball in if I had the chance."

- Mike Vanderjagt

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Romo = the guys in the Jetts commercials when the car always gets T-boned. HOLY...

Adam Duritz

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> t-dawg: "go get drunk"???? what have you been doing with your evening up to this point?

SonnyHooper

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> With all the problems in the world, war, famine, disease, neighbors, it is great to have a 'feel good' game like that.

It's the feel good game of the year.

Royalssuck

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> i'm so glad i only watched the second half

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Smoot - I think tonight Homo would be lucky to find someone on Harry Hines to do him.

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> OK, Cryin'...but who'd playing Mac Davis' role?

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Look on teh bright side, Tony.

You guys still covered.

Dread

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Wow, that game was boring for three quarters, so I flipped over to Animal Planet for an hour. What'd I miss?

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Just remember. While 289 is choosing between drunk girls and an ugly girl, Tony Romo is choosing between Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood.

Kinda puts things into perspective, huh?

I Party With Smoot

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> You mean they didn't play that at Gil's B-day?

Gil sang a karaoke version in the VIP...I dressed up like a nubile young cocktail waitress to gain admission

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> 5 minutes ago I thought my head would explode.

I'm gonna go get drunk and celebrate!!!!

T-dawg

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Wreath - DONE!

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> It's North Dallas Forty for real.

This is the second time this year I've had that thought. The first being the team spies on the problem WR.

Dread

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> B Girl, now is precisely the right time for a flaming bag of shit to be placed in front of your neighbor's door...

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Somebody in the crowd at the Wazzu game just shouted "SEAHAWKS WIN!" very loudly

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> So I guess Romo is going to see how it feels to be Drew Bledsoe for a while.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Why didn't Parcells have 3 guys back to make sure someone could fair catch that punt and get off an end-of-game free kick field goal attempt? Damn it, I love that rule, and I've never seen it happen.

Longsnapper Jones

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> i haven;t seen someone drop the ball that bad since the ad-exec from lifetime decided people watching football are going to be interested in grey's anatomy on lifetime

SonnyHooper

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> You mean they didn't play that at Gil's B-day?

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Royalssuck- No.

Hallux Valgus

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> And as thousands of people across Dallas lose their boners, I get mine.

Goodnight, everybody.

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Romo should remember, a coward dies many deaths, a Parcels QB dies only once.

Royalssuck

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> haha deion branch was laughing at Romo

Senator Boomdog

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> My neighbor just said he hopes someone shoots him when he gets back to Dallas.....


Poor Homo.

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> damn boomdog...damn

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Ugh. What an ugly game.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Bittersweet Symphony? Wow, that's just an odd choice for victory music...even in Seattle

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Bittersweet Symphony? Really?

Senator Boomdog

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> I haven't seen a ball drop like that since BoSox Sally dumped her last boyfriend!

Too soon?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Ahahahaha. Romo you suck.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Aww. He's so sad.

soozycue

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Step off the ledge and come back to the buffet, Peter King. We'll get through this together. Everything's gonna be alright, big guy.

TwoMetre

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> What day did the Boise State occur? Can 2 games like this occur in the space of 7 days?

Royalssuck

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Let this be Leon Lett II somehow

Senator Boomdog

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> i haven't seen a ball drop like that since new years eve! ba-dum-ching

SonnyHooper

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Hail Romo, full of grace; many bets lie with Thee.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Ladies and gentlemen, your NFC Pro Bowl quarterback.

Vizzini

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Step off of the ledge and come back to the buffet, Peter King. We'll get through this together. Don't you worry.

TwoMetre

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Blocked punt.

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> UM wants a little Captain in him tonight, methinks.

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> OK, so if the NBA players complain about the microfiber ball making micro-cuts on their fingers, how do they feel about the new microfiber condoms? They going back to leather there too?

I think I am obsessing too much.

Royalssuck

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> When Madden said "someone probably told him we still have a shot here".. I heard my neighbor clearly say "fuck that bastard"... haha

I love Cowboy games.

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> BTW...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tIhhgdNglek

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Annexation of Puerto Rico, Annexation of Puerto Rico...oh wait that defeated the Cowboys.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Is that Bledsoe warming up?

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> 10% more black blood and Romo would have made that.

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> They aren't booing, they're saying "You Blewwwwwww it"

TomahawkFlop

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Hook and lateral play with :12 left. C'mon, Boobie Miles; call the hook and lateral.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Real Romosexuals do cry. Real Romosexuals...do...cry.

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Captain Caveman is engorged right now...I guarantee it

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> WAH, waaahhh, waaaaahhhhhhh

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> What happened to Romo's interracial speed on that play?

Gordon Bombay

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Somewhere, Mike Vanderjagt is smiling.

I Party With Smoot

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> How come his best friend T.O. is giving him a pep talk??

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> ha! and Drew Bledsoe's blog is going crazy!

Hallux Valgus

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> not funny or original but what a weird play. weird PAT's the last few weeks. by the by anyone read that adam gopnik nfl article in the new yorker? not bad...

SonnyHooper

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> My father just referred to Romo as Blowmo...I'm trying to decide if this is funny or not and the TBS funny-or-not hotline is busy, someone provide me with an answer. I hate the Cowboys, this is terrific.

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> God hates Romosexuals. It's in the Bible.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> ...or not.

But why wouldn't they just let Alexander go the distance there? More time to get the touchdown/two point converstion. At least there's a chance then.

Aristophanes

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> T.O., what do you think?

Senator Boomdog

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> 8:09

AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM #1!!!!
IM #1!!!!
IM #1!!!!
IM #1!!!!

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> laces out

Senator Boomdog

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> It's that damn new leather ball!!!

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> I'm going to be bold and predict that there will be no game-winning safety.

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> There already was, Aristophanes

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> and with less than a minute left in the game, alexander is done for the playoffs

Senator Boomdog

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> nice call grecian

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> I feel slightly bad for Tony Homo.

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> ohmygod ohmygod!!!!!!!! OHMYGODD!!!!

SpecialKay

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> There will be a game-winning safety. I'm calling it.

Aristophanes

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> I'm guessing there are a lot less Romosexuals in Dallas right now.

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Honestly, this game is coming close to challenging the end of the Boise St./Oklahoma game in terms of sheer madness.

nickactor

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> imagine if romo had gotten the first down

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> It would be like one of those pictures that has the picture in it that has the picture in it that has the picture in it that has the picture in it that has the picture in it that has the picture in it that has the picture in it that has the picture in it but with a penis.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> he's a fumbler

wes mantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> For about a second, Romo knew he had the touchdown. Sucks to be slow.

Senator Boomdog

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Tony Romo must have some pretty small hands.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Oh Romo.

soozycue

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Tony Romo left a little Astroglide on the ol' digits when he went out on the field.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> HIS ROMO WAS IN! IT WAS IN!

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> bledsoe would not have fumbled!!!! (says all cowboy fans)

SonnyHooper

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Wow, no Boise State for you Parcells.

Dr. Spaceman, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> That's it... My neighbor just hung himself.

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> this game is nuts

Senator Boomdog

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Holy shit.

Discombobulatingly Devastating

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Holy fucking shit.

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> NONE OF THIS IS REAL!!!!!!!!!

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> al and john are pure comedy...il glad i havent it the mute

mannybeingmanny

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Obviously 289 is a young guy.

1. You talk about how the girl looks.
2. You talk about doing it twice in the same night.

Obviously I am an old guy. #1 is irrelevant. #2 is impossible.

Royalssuck

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Just think if Salisbury gets the condom camera.

I'd rather not.

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Sloppy Drunk Girls = Sure Thing

Don't settle. You're better than that.

I Party With Smoot

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Did Dallas sign Warren St. Louis this past week? Tell me yes, please.

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Moses isn't the Jewish savior ya putz, he was just one rad dude like Jesus.

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Just think if Salisbury gets the condom camera.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> good call

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Should I make guacamole during this review?

Dr. Spaceman, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> i'm looking forward to the day when the secretary answers the phone: "he's not in his office. i'll forward you to his cock."

SonnyHooper

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> I haven't seen such a generous spot since the 7-Up Spot let me take the ex-cheerleader at the bar. He's such a great wingman.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> 289 - Go to the girls apartment now... get that over with and then go out. You might get lucky twice.

Question is, would you use Royalssuck's condom camera??

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Michaels said Parcells should "open the Red Sea."

He's clearly your savior, UM.

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> I would go to the girl's place. Sooner or later your wild days have to end. Time to settle down and be loyal for a few hours.

Wear your CCC. Upload pics.

Royalssuck

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> I really don't think he made that first down.

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> 289: take a. and when you're done call your friends from your ccc when you're done to see what the scene is. use speakerphone so you don't have to touch it.

SonnyHooper

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Parcells doesn't roll the dice with the universe.

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> depends how late you want to stay up.

"you go to bed with the ass you have, not the ass you want"

Moonshine Mike

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> WHAT THE HELL KIND OF SPOT IS THAT

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> I always realize how smart I really am when I listen to Madden talk.

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Because she probably won't stay up that late if I'm not there.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> 289, given your proclivity for Photoshop makes me think you should go for the sure thing.

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> You have to think thru the possibilities of the CCC (condom camera cellphone). Would someone want to download the photos? Would you text-message after use?

And does there need to be a corresponding 'diaphragm camera cell'?

Royalssuck

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> No, BurghGirl, that's AYDS.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> 289 - I say B

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> 289 why not do both?

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> You cant do both?

I Party With Smoot

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Orange Julius Jones!

1. Find Rope
2. Hang Self
3. Who Cares?

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> So that's how he lost that weight!

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> So here's the most important question of the night.

Do I:
A) Go over to this girl's apartment and take the guaranteed ass. She's not hot, decent but nothing great. Probably wouldn't hook up with her if I was sober. Nice body though.

B) Take my chances on the sloppy drunk girls that will be out in full force tonight due to the Mummers Parade and 70 degree weather in fucking January.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Jared from Subway has aides

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Orange Julius Jones! Yeah Berman beat you to that one too.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Royalssuck - Make it disposable....Poor George Clooney is doing his best to prevent Aids... it's the least you can do.

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> reminds me of a video....

SonnyHooper

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> jones just "exploited a big hole" nice

SonnyHooper

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> I think you just committed a hate crime B-Girl.

You took the name of the dog in vane.

Royalssuck

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> My neighbor just threatened the life of Tony Homo. I now fear for his dog and Tony Homo.

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> I am only in the tech department. Marketing needs to decide in what format the CCC will be available.

I am still wondering if you have to throw it away after one use, or if you can reuse it.

Royalssuck

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> royalssuck- LIAR!

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> ***boss'

I'm also high

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Royalyssuck - Is your condom camera going to be available in one size fits all?

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Burghgirl, wanna borrow my newly invented condom camera-phone?

Royalssuck

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> If the Mercury Milan is a lot nicer than your bosses car then your future is not very bright.

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> *Jerremy
**he's

I'm drunk

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Only Matt Hasselbeck could turn a 2-point conversion into a 30-yard pass play.

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> As if Stevans wasn't enough of a smack-talking little bitch.

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Do I call the SPCA or 911 for my neighbor?

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Jeremy did something right? Caveman is questioning all of his pre-conceived notions...now his hugging Drew firmly yet tenderly

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Stevens...good...plays...him...good??? What is this the twilight zone.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> So the refs actually helped the Seahawks now.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> When did Jerrrramy Stevens learn how to catch?

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> So I am in the third quarter live blog working on the condom camera, and everyone is over here. Thanks for telling me.

That's OK, because I went one step farther, the condom camera-phone...

Royalssuck

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Ape, I can see through you like a book!

...wait for it

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> The extra "C" is for Carpenter, who has been close to making a few tonight.

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> About 20% less

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Great, now we get another offseason of the crybaby Seahawk fans bitching about officials. Lovely.

Scott Chill

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Now Hasselbeck gets to throw another back-breacking interception!

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> So I guess Cowboys fans are going about 30% less apeshit now.

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Don't worry Seattle fans, I wasn't sure whether to cheer or boo either

Senator Boomdog

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Don't knock the Pepsi commercials - I'll take them over Silverado or Titian commercials anyday.

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> A safety...no not on that play. Give em 6 points!

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> noooooooooooooooooo

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Overturned. Of course.

At least they got a safety out of it.

Wasted Talent

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Safety.

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> meanwhile Arizona over Wazzu in the second half is the bet of the day. JUMP ON IT!

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Anyone else think Marvin Lewis is voiced by Mike Ditka in that commercial?

Senator Boomdog

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> i love it michaels says we will look at this at about a hundred angles and then they go right to commercial

mannybeingmanny

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> That play was wacky.

Gordon Bombay

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> now i've gone and made my pants tighten

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> They can't overturn that ... it was too beautiful.

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Diet Pepsi commercials suck.

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> oh suss, you make me laugh like a little girl

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> It will take 45 minutes to review this. Go spend time with your family so they think you still love them.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> How was that recovered?

Yeah, the refs REALLY hate the Seahawks

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> The refs hate Seattle...it will be overturned.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> Only way that could've been cooler is if it was T.O., not Terry Glenn.

Senator Boomdog

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> I want to dip my balls in it.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]> WOW... seriously.. this game just took a turn for the worse for my neighbor. I fear for his dog.

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Cowboys vs. Seahawks: 4th Quarter]]>