<![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> When you invade Fleshbot, how 'bout it happens on a weekend?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> I'm too embarrassed to comment on anything involving bukkake.

Senator Boomdog

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> people, it's been previously determined...deadspin+fleshbot= DEADFLESH

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Royalsuck: My bad.

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> I've been wanting to take over fleshbot for ages. There aren't nearly enough comments over there.

BoSox Siobhan

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Thanks, Critic, for spoiling sex for the rest of my natural life...

Royalssuck

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Not too hard to bring some Fleshbot here...toss up an NSFW warning and post some nude cheerleader/Anna Benson shots...

Fleshspin? Deadfleshspinbot?

Senator Boomdog

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Fleshbot is naked pictures of Charlie Weis

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Fleshbot is a seriously disturbing name...

Russkiejedi

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> This isn't Fleshbot??? Damn, I need to change my bookmark.......

Royalssuck

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Can this guy field a ball from pitcher's mound, or throw a SOBing strike to thrid/first base?

Royalssuck

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> So you went to CU?

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Fuck, I was just going to say that, Luis...

Senator Boomdog

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Not much getting up normally happens in Morningside.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> I'm up at Columbia J-School now. It's...an experience.

When do we invade Fleshbot for a day?

Harry Pelotas

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> 44inarow: I concur. Did you go to Columbia. I used to get up to Morningside every so often.

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> I feel like proper implementation of the Tuck Rule would be a good start for the midget women of Manhattan.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> 44 in a row:

That'd be different-commenting about football over there instead of fall fashion tips for the midget women of manhattan.

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Here's the interesting thing about Gawker: they executed a commenter for the crime, "On certain days, comments on every single post -- yet says nothing."

That's... all of Deadspin!

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> We could always be annoying and do the MNF commenting over there... not that I'd ever advocate such a thing, but, you know, the option exists.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Whoa. Is the woman in the picture the editor of Gawker? If so, I likey.

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Fuck gawker - That's a worthless site. However, owing to the fact that a bet was made, I want to inflict serious mental harm on the Brady Quinns who venture this way.

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> It is indeed quite a cocktail, however, it is OUP aka kosher for passover...

THE hoi polloi

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Russian Orthodox Jew??? That's quite a cocktail you've made there...

Russkiejedi

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Does Alex get to borrow the Members Only jacket for the day?

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> I thought "snarky" was a type of Jew, UM... Like Russian Orthodox, Hasidic or Cheap...

THE hoi polloi

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> I thought "sna

THE hoi polloi

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Can't wait for the commenter executions. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Looking forward to T-Muffle wowing us with tales of Red Auerbach graveside bukake. I'll bring the bourbon.

J. Henry Waugh

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> no, it means jewish...doesn't it?

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Well, my employer will be pleased since I too will be taking a day off. From this site.

Though, if there happen to be some pictures of scantily clad women in "Halloween costumes" posted here I might be persuaded to show up.

BDoc

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Big Ten - It's a joke from when we first got commentor names. (And since I got my invite from Defamer, I picked the name of a shitty Gigi Grazer book that was being discussed at the time.)

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> I did recognize a couple names over at Gawker. Sadly, those names were "Deadspin" and "John Legend" and I'm pretty sure it was meant to be a dig at Will and his baby... I'm scared for tomorrow.

THE hoi polloi

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Just so I am clear; snarky means gay...right?

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> This may be my only chance to sneak Barbaro and Burritos into the Deadspin HOF!

Way Cool Jr.

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> what the video didn't show was Will's background track unexpectedly coming on with vocals

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> when are we going to get a zubazwife?

Kung Fu Cantona

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Will was the inspiration for Michael J. Fox's campaign commercials.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Correct, BTO. Nice job.

Russkiejedi

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> I, for one, welcome our new Gawker overlords. I personally hope that they'll treat us Midwesterners with respect instead of a Sorkin-like contempt for our lack of big city sophistication.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> we haven't said anything homophobic in hours!

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> MasterBlaster runs bartertown.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Will's dance is Lindsey Bluth-esque.

Gordon Bombay

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Will was the inspiration for Kevin Bacon's character in Footloose.

Denis Lemieux

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Welcome to Thunderdome, bitch.

Who run bartertown? You know who... Say!

Russkiejedi

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> and by the way, StarterWife - does your name impoly that you're just the first wife (i.e. a 'starter set'), or that you constantly wear Starter jackets?

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> KSK's kinda homophobic these days, isn't it.

Dr. Spaceman, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> but wouldn't it be more fun to stay here and abuse unsuspecting Gawkerites who come over to play?

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Gawker readers will be quite confused when he gets his passwords mixed up and starts posting HUGH jokes over there.

Then again, Joe Dolce quotes probably won't sit well here either.

Vazelas13

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Will's dance style is eerily similar to DadBabu.

badbabu

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> StarterManWhore?

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Great. Does this mean that we get treated to a day full of breaking news of the secretive results of Anna Wintour's stool samples? Finding out which editors of whatever magazine we would never read, are gonna down on each other? And the never ending breakdowns of a Sean Delonas cartoon???

Well, looks like tomorrow has the potential to be an all day WithLeather and KissingSuzyKolber kinda day.

Jefferson DArcy

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Wait, if you're the StarterWife, why is he the StarterBoyfriend??? SCANDAL AT DEADSPIN!

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Meatpacking District? Seriously?

DannyNoonan

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> that video UM - WILL WAS EXACTLY WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS! by the way, do we have to clean this place up a bit for the gawkerettes? and have coke for them?

Blauwe Duivels

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> I can't decide if tomorrow will be awesome, or if tomorrow will suck.

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> cool, substitute teacher tomorrow. I'll have my fart spray and spitballs at the ready

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Will's dancing makes my feet sad.

Just kidding Will. I'm short and jewish, so you don't see me cutting a rug much..

Denis Lemieux

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> donald duck is naughty, naughty

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> That's the guy that wont approve me as a commentator? I've dropped lower than I thought.

RBS

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> tmftml on sports? most excellent.

Can he handle all the HUGH and Denny Green explosion jokes?

Vazelas13

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Does this mean I have to start caring about the NYC publishing scene? I mean, just because StarterBoyfriend works in that field, doesn't mean I listen to him when he comes home from work.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> UM, I don't know what's more disturbing -- the dancing on display in that clip, or the fact that I immediately obeyed your all-caps voice and clicked on the link without a second thought. You're like the Pavlov of Deadspin.

powder

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Oh my god, UM. I haven't seen Will dance like that since New Years Eve, 1999 ...

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> UM: I have a feeling that might be every post tomorrow... goodstuff

MDT

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> or it will be about celebs at games. do we really care that Jack Nichsolson has front row seats.

Cinco Ocho

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Christ. Now I have to go google all these references so I know what the hell's going on tomorrow. Let's see: "M-a-t-t L-a-u ..."

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> That Donald Duck/Christina Aguilera picture is one of the best Photoshop jobs that I've ever seen. I wish I had that guys skills.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Also: Be prepared for many, many uses of the word, douchebag. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

JackieTreehorn

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> as wonky as Paris Hilton's eye?

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> GO TO THIS LINK NOW!

http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2006/10/so-you-might-have-h...

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> In celebration, deadspin is already lookin' all wonky today.

heyzeus

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> It'll actually be closer to Page 3. *shudder*

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Let's burn this motherfucker down

You better not...you better not.

Gordon Bombay

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Does this mean the site will contain no useful sports news tommorrow, so basically you are telling me that it will be as good as espn page 2 tommorrow?

PurduePaul

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Even though St. Louis is now more violent than Detroit, Cardinal fans did not in fact set anything on fire to celebrate. Deadspin will have to do.

Brad_Lee

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Does this mean we can finally get that picture of Donald Duck exposing Christina Aguilera's boob?

Denis Lemieux

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> I drafted Graydon Carter in the first round of my Fantasy Editors League. He scored two points last week for drollness and seven points for Tartan-ness.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Burn it to the ground, UM.

AwfulAnnouncing

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> oooooooohhhhh - I LOVE AVRIL!

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Who's the chick in the photo? Or is Mr. Balk one of them transtesticles?

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> I also suggest most of us spend the day at Gawker posting nothing but "NEW COMMENT RECORD!!!1!"

MDT

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Enjoy your day off, Will.

//waving good-bye to Will and then starts rummaging through the liquor cabinet as soon as the Chevy Cobalt drives out of sight//

Josh Zerkle

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Welcome to Thunderdome, bitch.

Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Hey Rick, I suggest you not look at the tips e-mail tomorrow, because I promise I will be trying to see how many ways I can create fake links to sports stories that actually lead to tubgirl.com.

MDT

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> So, will he be running both Gawker and Deadspin? Cause he better not shortchange us over here while he's busy posting pictures and witty comments on Avril Lavigne's latest drunken escapade.

Johnny D

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Let's burn this motherfucker down

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> Can someone please tell me who won the World Series? It's driving me nuts.

Phatty

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> sounds kinda gay

Mitch Comstein, my roommate

]]> <![CDATA[Time To Pay Up, Gawker]]> So, once again Will, you win, and we lose.

Thanks for lookin out Big Man.

bigboneded

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