<![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart" - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart" - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> hey, Burger Continental is on his fave restuarant list. I used to go there in college all the time. good cheap burgers, mediterean food. and they never carded when it came to beer. I'm guessing Tommy went there because of the belly dancing.
http://www.burgercontinental.com/entertainment.html

HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> That's the first time I've heard Tony Bruno's voice since espn had him killed.

GorgeForeman

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> Having a good time at somebody's expense is the only way to have a good time.

DD4Life

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> Immediately after this call, Tommy got off his chair on the front porch and yelled at some kids to get off his damn yard.

Little Wooden Boy

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> Is that picture of the postion Lasorda must assume to talk out of his ass?

thegreatestjake

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> Did anyone else notice the plaque in "Bob" Poops link?

Did Lasorda make the Deadspin Hall of Fame? I know Will would never let that happen

BigTDog

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> Every now and then I'm lulled into a false sense of security, where I think I can avoid Tommy Lasorda in my life. Then he comes out and says some batshit-insane craziness about "gettin' smart" and "not appreciating" some such thing, and it snaps me back into my goal in life:

To make sure that everyone I meet knows that Tommy Lasorda is the Devil. I hate that man with more fiery passion than 1,000 burning suns.

But Will should have linked to the clip of Lasorda falling on his fat fucking ass at the All-Star Game. One of the highlights of my life.

Johnny D

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> Just drink 14 slim fasts and eat a whole Fazoli's out of business!!!!

Oh, and steal some porn from the airport. I love you crazy old man!

Chauncey

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> Hey, that's Tommy Lasorda! I hate Tommy Lasorda.

-smash-

your creepy uncle

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> Not a huge Lasorda fan, either, but I saw this game. After he woke up, he very graciously signed a ball for a kid sitting behind him, and appeared to take some time to talk to the kid and his dad.

He does come off like Old Man Cranky McCranken Puss... Sheesh. Lighten the hell up! You dozed off at a late-season CUBS game. That's comedy gold! Roll with it Tommy! (And I'm a Cubs season ticket holder. Feh.)

variablizer

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> As mentioned by rsr26:

http://tommykingman.ytmnd.com/

I think Tommy says "Jesus Christ!" at least half a dozen times.

GibbonJockey

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> [Fletch F. Fletch] "You and Tommy Lasorda? I hate Tommy Lasorda." [/Fletch F. Fletch]

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> Can anyone prove that's actually Lasorda and not the old guy from Crank Yankers? Or has Big Tommy been moonlighting on Comedy Central?

Master of the Flying Guillotine

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> I thought he handled himself well. He could have had him killed. Maybe. Probably not.

soozycue

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> I've said it before, I'll say it again:

Tommy Lasorda is fat.

jake(ymon)

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> Can anyone tell the difference between the show's host and sidekick? They sound like they went to the same Morning Zoo School.

Jubilation T. Cornpone

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> I wonder if Angie Dickinson ever flashed a boob in any of these dumps, presumably Tommy's "favorites"?

http://tommy.mlblogs.com/my_weblog/2006/05/my_favorite_res...

Robert Bob Poop

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> Huh? This is your definition of "absolutely freaking out"?

Get out much?

Funny Commenter Name

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> Autofellatio by 70-year old men is so cute.

Rozelle’s Bagman

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> "I hate my dead gay son."

Dan Serafini

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> "What the *&#^&" do you think I thought of Kingman's performance?!!"

rsr26

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> HEY, TOMMY! ARE YOU JACKIN' ...oh, who gives a shit.

DongerArd

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> "Resting his eyes? What the hell does that mean...Like he's someone important, like an air traffic controller."

"Well actually that his night job."

-Clerks

nyyphan

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> Google image is a great invention:

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/features/draft/ph_draft_piaz...

Chief Illiniwek

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> This is NOT going to bode well for the Lasorda's Love campaign

Spectacular Sam

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> Every now and then I think I like Tommy Lasorda because he had that great baseball game for the computer... but then I remember that I'm thinking of Tony LaRussa, and I stop caring.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> Yeah, Lasorda would be pissed if her were still alive.

bizzo5000

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> It's been years since I've paid attention to Lasorda. Is he still in denial about his dead son? I remember even after Glenn Burke (?) outed him, Tommy swore up and down that his son wasn't gay and didn't die from AIDS. Thought that was so sad.

Lucy's Spunk

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> He doesn't like sarcasm. I bet he'd love Deadspin.

Douchefucker.

powder

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> Thanks for the "penne" tag. You've brought great joy to that old Italian stereoype!

Oh, Chet!

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> You can do wondrous things in photshop with that Lasorda pic and the A-Rod stretching pic.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[Tommy Lasorda Is Not "Smart"]]> Lee Corso thinks Lasorda overreacted.

Good vs Evil

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