<![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> Well, I suppose I could name it the "Matlock Expressway."

econdave

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> On a more serious note...here's hoping Buck O'Neil lives for a long time. To hell with this geezer who had a hard time identifying himself in a picture; Buck O'Neil's a true living legend.

Pete Gaines

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> that guy's almost as old as "you're with me leather" oddly enough, they're both still funny

Josh Q. Public

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> "I'm so ronery..."

He's awful jowly.

The Great Barstoolio

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> Its "bespectacled." Oh, wait ... no, you're right. Its "bespeckled."

Big Thunder

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> He looks like an overripe banana.

shtickless

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> The surviving members of the Lollypop Guild are not impressed.

BigTDog

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> Is his color wearing off? He just looks like he has a bunch of freckles.

Vito Andolini

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> You know why he'll never see 120? Because the Devil Rays play in an f-in dome, that's why.

MY LEFT TIT

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> "I had an onion tied to my belt, as was the style at the time."

Moops

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> No respect for the elders...I love this place.

Lucy's Spunk

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!

Poster Nutbag

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> That is one messed up Mr. Potato head doll...

P33KAJ3W

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> Psh. Satchel Page was older than this when he played.

Harry Pelotas

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> You don't want to take a bus in Tampa or St. Pete. Worst. Mass-Transit. Ever.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> back then we called it liberty cabbage...

Jake Taylor

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> Love the Giants reference... oldest team on earth, heh heh.

T-dawg

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> IT'S THE DEVIL rays...

P33KAJ3W

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> His head sort of looks like an empty Hefty bag.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" because that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles...

rock & rye

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> Since he watches Devil Ray games, I'm assuming he lives in Florida. If this is the case, do he travel via underground railroad? or does he know he can take the bus nowadays?

Denis Lemieux

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> So anyway, I started to walk into town. I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. We didnt have any white onions on account of the war. All we had were those big yellow ones.

Mike Honcho

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> ...recently discovered...

"Recently discovered"? I'm having this vision of a few guys standing around the field when all of a sudden one of them shouts, "Holy $hit! Hey guys, look at what I found!"

Robert Barone’s Dog

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> He actually remembers when the chicago cubs fielded a world series bound team, now THAT'S old!

PurduePaul

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> This guy looks a lot like Danny Almonte ...

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot.

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> He kept asking the reporter, "Hey, where the white women at?"

HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> The funny thing is, I don't remember reading anything about Silas Simmons on Caste Sports.

Hot Carl Monday

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> I was saying Boo-urns...

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> "And when I played, the bases were rocks!"

Mike Honcho

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> Sports Dad?

Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> I think Byron just got done watching a replay of this year's Ryder Cup.

Loch Tress Monster

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> And he's 111 next month? Jesus.

No, his name is Si. But he did meet Jesus once.

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> This reminds me of when the White Sox reacquired Harold Baines.

Criminal Appeal

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> +1, Dennis. I couldn't think of the team name.

AwfulAnnouncing

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> Speaking of old sports stars, Byron Nelson just died...

Hustler of Culture

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> What does this have to do with Bill and Bobby Simmons?

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> "That's me," he declared. "Oh, we had good times." And then he pooped his pants.

In Flagrante Delicto

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> "Baseball's Oldest Old-Timer Opens a Window"... 'cause he farted? Because the old people, they're known to do that-a lot.

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> Hope you happy with his loose skin and old...balls. Gross!

rock & rye

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> Mole Man is not just a cartoon character anymore.

I wonder what the Negro League groupies were like.

Fernando Valenzuela's love child

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> From the looks of that picture, this whole ESPN thing has really taken a toll on Jason Whitlock.

MDT

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> Jesse Orosco owned him though.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> Better keep him away from Browns games if he wants to keep his ride

Homer

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> You're killing me Smalls!

Little Wooden Boy

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> (waits for obligatory JoePa incontinence joke)

The Pride and Joy of Illinois

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> Playing for the SF Giants at age 109, huh? So was it the clear or the cream?

Spanish Necktie

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> Wasn't this guy Mr Burns's teammate on the Zephyrs?

Denis Lemieux

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> Julio Franco thinks these kids like Si Simmons don't have proper baseball fundamentals.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> Does anyone else remember when Benny pickled the Beast and then we found out Ol' Silas was blind?

BigTDog

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> Cooper held that old wrinkled penis for those long 20 seconds... He said nothing as he had sex with himself.

Who is that? he was asked.

"That's Mike Cooper," he said.

Really? Was he sure?

"That's me," he declared. "Oh, we had good times."

Josh Zerkle

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> Hey, it's better than playing for the Devil Rays.

Fornelli

]]> <![CDATA[This Man Is Extremely, EXTREMELY Old]]> Actually Devil Ray games have been proven to slow down the rotation of the Earth, thus prolonging one's life. Not a very fun way to do it, though.

Captain Caveman

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