<![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> What's wrong with puking out the window? It's better than puking on yourself, which I've done several times.

Even two days after the game, I'm so happy Cincy beat the Steelers I couldn't even care. Who Dey.

Coop 2.0

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Word on the street in Cincinnati is that the bar owner warned those dingleberries about the checkpoint, and that lots of fellow drunks offered to give them a ride home. Now Odell's been evicted from his locker, and sent back to the doghouse.

Chris

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Okay T-dawg, let's compare. The Steelers CUT Bam Morris. How much do you want to bet O'dell is back in that puke-ugly pumpkin uniform again -- next year that is.

DamnSkippy

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> was reggie mcneal the former texas a&m u quarterback reggie mcneal?

why yes, it sure was!

i guess eric crouch quit football cuz he wasn't down with people puking in his ford ranger. good to see that matt jones was willing to take that chance.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Steeler and Bengals, let's run a comparison of names....

O'dell Thurman. Bam Morris.


You decide.

T-dawg

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> i actually wrote a paper on the bengals for my sports ethics class yesterday. I cannot believe it is already out-of-date information

Shenanigans

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> They probably should've just let Hugh be the DD.

esipp

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Scott Foley was also the d-bag who was married to Jennifer Garner before she married current d-bag husband/"actor" Affleck.

Yinka Double Dare

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> I hope this doesn't mark the end of O'Dell's career, because he really could have been something. What an idiot.

CliffX

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> HBWS, as long as Koren Robinson is somehow involved, everything will be just fine.

Shoopmonster

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> oops I meant Steve Foley, Scott Foley was some d-bag I went to law school with. Granted most people in law school are d-bags.

HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> ah, The Stoned Age. First class movie.

and you are feeling good that you're a steelers fan? So you're cool w/ being 1-2?

As for the Bengals folly's, it's not like they are taking hits out on their wives, selling 3 lbs of dope, or making snuff films. They are young, stupid, and gifted athletically. I know when I was in their age bracket, I did some things similarly stupid. I had the good fortune of not being caught.

And not one of the bengals or their animals have killed an innocent defenseless minature horse.

Clove

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> I stand between Dennis Erickson and Eddie Sutton. This is a proud day for me.

worldcupfever

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Henry's definitely not a Steeler. If he was a Steeler, he would have gotten drunk until his wedding day so he could show up three hours late for the ceremony.

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> A .17. Big F'ing deal. that doesn't even crack the BadJocks BAC Top 20. You need to break .20, Scott Foely moved into a tie for 16 with his .23%.

http://www.badjocks.com/bacleaders.htm

HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> That's what Chris Henry gets for drinking the Schnappster. *ping*

God, I hate myself for having to reference that movie, but all the good Super Troopers ones were taken.

Oh, wait, does the video show if the officer asked him "How much have you had to drink, meow?"

Silky John-STON!

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Leave it the Bengals and their collection of criminals to make me feel good about being a Steelers fan this morning.

Roy Hobbs

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Double posting an apology.

Fornelli

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> What worse, double posting or apologizing for double posting?

DamnSkippy

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Chris Henry brings new meaning to the word Hugh...

"Hhhhhuuuuuuugggggghhhhhhhh!" (spit)

DamnSkippy

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Chris Henry brings new meaning to the word HUGH!

"Hhhhhuuuuuuuuugggggghhhhhhh!" (spit)

DamnSkippy

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Champ -

If memory serves, Huggins puked "out the driver's side window". Except the window was still rolled up.

worldcupfever

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> baby steps, people, baby steps. that is how henry is getting through this.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Chris Henry will now be the starting WR on the NFL's all "slovenly drunk" squad with Kyle Orton and Mo Clarett

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Hey officer, I'm totally sober, nothing's wrong HUGH!

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> You can't actually dust for vomit.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Man, I can finally start polishing off all of my old Cowboys jokes.

So three Bengals are riding in a car: a lineman, a QB-turned WR, and another WR. Who's driving?

The cop.

Ted Striker

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> I'm not making excuses for Ben. He's played for shit in both games this year. Hate to go into a Bye at 1-2 but he may need it more than anyone and if he plays like this again in two weeks, the Steelers have a huge problem. And he had all sorts of time yesterday - which, again, has to be a concern for your defense. Trying doing that to Brady next week.

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Chris,

The Steelers sacked Palmer six times and he fumbled twice. I'd call that getting to him, especially considering the Bengals got to Roethlisberger three times. The Bengals won, and that's swell, but at least pay attention to what happened in the game.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Clarification: Close contact with a defender rare for Ben yesterday. Palmer took a bunch of sacks.

Chris

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> The Bengals are the poor man's Colts. Ya know, if the Colts were in the habit of getting arrested. Are we supposed to be surprised by all this? Sherm Lewis learned head coaching discipline under Billick in Baltimore. Ray Lewis was on trial for murder. None of these clowns has reached that summit yet, but their dumpasty is young. They're too stupid - on both sides of the ball - to win in January. Yesterday's game was a gift.

Crookednose

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> 'Twas a great day for NFL players and vomit.

Zach Everson

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Didn't Bob Huggins puke the night he was arrested? I'm not driving my car anywhere near Cincy. EVER!

P.S. the Bengals are the new Cowboys.

Chad = Michael Irvin. Flamboyant team leader, TD dancer.
Carson = Aikman. #1 overall pick. Great passer. Quiet leader who stays low key despite being surrounded by criminals.
Rudi = Emmitt. Quietly the key to the whole thing, and can put up numbers cause hes surrounded by talent.
And everyone else is a criminal. The most fun team in football.

The Peoples CHAMP

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> That don't confront me long as I get my money next Friday.

WiserTime

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Palmer made some awful mistakes, but at least he doesn't cringe and wince every time a defender comes near him (which was rare yesterday), then grab his most-recently-injured body part. Oh, and he can throw the ball downfield, too.

As a Bengals fan, I agree 100% with cj85. I could care less about their wacky off-field hijinks, at least until it results in a suspension. Sixteen years of horrific suckitude will lower your standards for moral conduct.

And what sort of town has DUI checkpoints on Sunday nights? That's not fair.

Chris

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> They're like the Trail Blazers, but with a pointy ball.

Carson

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Goodell meant good prisoners, not good citizens. Bad reporting.

Brad_Lee

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> as a bengal fan, i am a bit annoyed with the legal problems of certain Bengals; however, the poor choices of a few players off the field should not cloud the success that the overall team has on the field. If Carson Palmer starts smackin bitches around while shooting his 9mm's and drinking from a handle of Jack, well, then, then I'd be impressed.

Clove

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Does he get suspended him for the drunk driving arrest, or for not having a hatchet and guns with him while driving drunk in Ohio?

zebra-hunter

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> new commish roger godell actually talked to the bengals about improving their behavior during the week.

chris henry was prob in the back with a bottle of courvoisier laughing his ass off.

Glossina Glossinidae

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> I'll take it.

Matt Saracen

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> From MMQB this morning!

"It's a blessing. It's one of the best jobs you can have. I've been thinking a lot about how lucky I am and how many people would love to be in my shoes."
-- Cincinnati wide receiver Chris Henry, who has been arrested four times for various offenses in the last year, after listening to commissioner Roger Goodell address the Bengals on Wednesday on the responsibility of NFL players to be good citizens.


The Mark Cuban Revolution

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> And let's not pretend like Carson Palmer had a flawless game yesterday. Two interceptions and three fumbles before essentially having two TDs giftwrapped for him.

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> It's Cincinnati - puking out the window is like saying "Hi."

Kimo von Oelhoffen

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> You are freaking out. Man.

goathair

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Uh, yeah, the U-Turn at the checkpoint doesn't quite work...not that I would know or anything. Also, don't try to go through a Wendy's drive-thru at 3am in a podunk college town that closes at 10pm. Bad idea jeans.

GTB

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> I think Dr Moreau designed the Bengals. That being said, I want Nelson de La Rosa at center.

lorne bialystok

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> OH SNAP!!!

Billy H

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Zing!

Roethlisberger is crying all over his Super Bowl ring.

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Party Foul!

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Too bad Chris Myers wasn't with them to piss on the cops leg, them maybe we could have had the "Tazer goes the Bengal".

Frank Grimes

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> We need defense as much as you need a quarterback.

Matt Saracen

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> You're going to need defense at some point, cj85.

The Steelers were moving the ball at will yesterday. If not for a vast array of forced passes and idiotic fumbles, the Bengals would have given up probably 35 points, at least.

The Bengals stepped up well enough to capitalize on these mistakes but don't think Cincy is going anywhere in the postseason playing defense like it is.

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Odell and JJ Reddick are alike in the fact that they both tried the U-Turn at the checkpoint.

Matt Saracen

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> honcho, my thought's exactly...
cleveland is that kind of drunk

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> So, if none of you guys are sober enough to drive...are any you that special level of drunk where your driving actually gets better?

Mike Honcho

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Do cops in Ohio pull over anybody that doesn't play football?

No wonder Carl Monday is so busy finding the real criminals.

Fornelli

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> So badass. Who Dey!

AwfulAnnouncing

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> At his 3pm press conference, Marvin said he expects Odell to be done for the year. He has already given his locker to a reserve guard.

I think I can speak for most of the Bengals fans when I say: I don't care what they do, as long as they keep winning.

Matt Saracen

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Why isn't this cross-listed under "plonking?"

Michael Bertin

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Sorry LLLB, slow day at work so I've been online like 90% of the day. Instead of the normal 87%.

Denis Lemieux

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> They were just hazing McNeal

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Hooray, beer! Or, more likely in this case, Hooray, Hennesy!

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> are good I meant

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Damnit Denis! You beat me to the punchline again! You sir, a good.

Littering annnnnnnnnnnd...littering annnnnnnnnd...

I'm freeeeeaking out man!

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> nothing wrong with bringing in a few criminals to help get your football team back on top.

just saying

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> I know the Bengals have sucked ass for a LOOOOOONGGGGG time, but can Bengals fans possibly be happy that this group of fucktards is what it takes to finally win a couple of games?

Don't answer that question, Northern Kentucky.

Will Leitchs Unfinished Novel

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> Henry was just throwing up because he swallowed like $100 worth of weed and 30 bucks worth of shrooms. The snozzberries tasted liked snozzberries.

Denis Lemieux

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> So it's quite possible Thurman was the most sober person in the car. That's responsible.

I want to see Chad Johnson top Henry's vomit touchdown celebration.

Brad_Lee

]]> <![CDATA[Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!]]> What, no Super OVI tag?

MDT

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