<![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> I was waiting for someone to break out the wikipedia.

Did they really have to remove Simms' spleen? Couldn't they have just vented it? Thank you, here all week.

MJF

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> MJF - After too much to drink and watching too much football, I found myself looking up everything I could about spleens. (Which means I just went to Wikipedia.) Turns out, about 10% of people have an extra spleen already! You could possibly have three spleens now!

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> If that guy in the photo was a true Steelers fan he probably wouldn't be wearing a Bengals jersey.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> larue, he's averaging just over 2 solo takles a game i believe. he's terrible.

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> The dude (Brunnell) still can't throw down the field.
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except when roy williams is in deep coverage, that is.

BTW, has Lavar Arrington made his first tackle for the NYGs yet? If so, I missed it.

Johnny LaRue

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> When Chris McAllister picked off Charlie Frye's pass in the end zone with less than four minutes to go, I cursed and said the game was over for the Browns, that they had blown a chance to beat the Ravens at home. My friends protested: "But there is only 3:45 left!" "The Browns are still up right now, they don't even need the ball back!" "Dammit, Notre Dame came back for you last night, how can you have such little faith?"

I calmly responded, "That was Notre Dame. These are the Browns."

15-14, Ravens. Fuck.

Eirishis

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> The only exciting thing about the Patriots-Broncs game was when the linebacker puked on the field. That NBC actually took the time to replay it in slow motion was fantastic...especially in high-def.

Larry Bird Flu

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> SuperFrankieLampard, I remember before getting on them, reading the sign that said that you had take them off for that reason. It's been a while since I've been on one, but with how crazy they've become, I'm sure the rule applies even more now.

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> If I were Chris Simms, I'd play the "I've had a ruptured spleen since my sophomore year at Texas" card.

wolfie51sb

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> Wow ... We Lion fan's have been through a lot but, I'm not sure it ever sucked this much to be a Lion's fan.

Brett Favre looked like the man who didn't lose his mojo when he was out Favred by John Elway in the Super Bowl.

Perhaps consolation will come at season's end when, instead of burning a car, someone just burns Matt Millen at the stake. I imagine this fire being lit by Barry Sanders, but this is perahps asking too much.

Boobie Miles Jr.

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> The betting pool is on. Who do the Bucs sign as QB?

Phil Simms, Jay Gruden, or Doug Williams?

Or do they just go for the single wing? They couldn't do much worse at this point.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> Thank god for the Tigers, or I might be forced to care about the Lions.

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> You think the Bucs might be in the market for a QB?

Gradkowski, a sixth-round draft pick from Toledo, earned the backup quarterback job in training camp. Journeyman Tim Rattay is also on the roster.

Pinata

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> one of my friends had his spleen removed and gave it to me, so now I have two spleens. You can never have too many.

MJF

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> Vuck the Fikings. And shove that horn up your ass you smelly Nordic bitch!

Chief Illiniwek

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> Nice work, HoC. We coulda used you on the field during the game, apparently.

Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> I was down on the field before the game. And it was very cool.

Hustler of Culture

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> Phins win! Phins win! Phins... looked like absolute shit against the Titans!

Eh, I'll take it.

MDT

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> cashmoney--
people aren't allowed to wear earrings on rollercoasters?

SuperFrankieLampard

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> If it wasn't embarrassing enough to be Chris Simms, his mother was updating NBC on his conditions last night. That's a way to build street cred.

spinachdip

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> Hustler, did it feel good going down onto the field when the team lost?

Moonshine Mike

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> Yeah, I was shocked to see Chad Johnson sporting his 9 carat yellow diamonds after he took off his... HUGH!

DamnSkippy

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> While watching the end of the Rams/Buzzsaw game, I was all excited about the possibility of the free kick (especially after my buddy figured out why you would fair catch a punt at the end of a game) and said to same said friend: "Man, if Rackers hits this, Will's going to make it the lead story on Deadspin." Sadly, it was not to be. Stupid Rams, they should have been forced to take the declined penalty and live with whatever happened.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> The suicide watch is over for now.

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> I'm surprised that the Docs allow Portis to wear the earrings, considering that people aren't allowed to wear them on roller coasters for fear of having on jabbed into your neck. And I'm sure Clin-ton gets his head banged around more than being on Superman:The Ride.

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> free speech is among the greatest things about America. Each of our citizens is entitled to it.

However, I would like to ask for a constitutional amendment to take away Jeremy Shockey's right to free speech.

Looking forward to that BYE week!!!

The Peoples CHAMP

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> Sh!tshow, no kidding. Just one of those lucky weeks.

Did I mention I was in the Gillette luxury 'super-suite' and that it was next to the Kraft suite. Also I got to go on the field....

Hustler of Culture

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> There were nothing quasi- about them. Football am serious.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> I have 2 friends who have had their spleen removed. It can't be that important.

goathair

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> Congrats to the Redskins. Unsilent can stop with the quasi-suicidal soliloquys now.

PostmanE

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> Would it be possibel for the Giants to get a coach that actually has them play like a team? Is this the curse of the Tuna??? I won't go into the Ray Handley or Dan Reeves years but the Fassel coached teams meltdowns in playoff games agasint Minnesota, San Fran and the Super Bowl; now the Gints have a coach with no eye brows who whines constantly and can't get his players to stay onsides - seriously is it that hard to find a fraeking decent coach! Not to mention the players are tremendously overrated. I need to move back to Buffalo.

Wingman

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> Looks like Bursitis is prepping for his sports GRE tests. Boy, you gotta party like rock stars if you beat the steelers. Remember the AFC North is not just about football - it's about abherent behavior.

Moonshine Mike

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> Quite a week for tickets, HoC.

Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> I've got no spleen, Gene!

DamnSkippy

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> I just hope this means that Portis breaks out character #1 on Thursday.

And remember, Brunell's total was inflated by the 75 yard shovel pass to Portis in the first quarter. The dude still can't throw down the field. He always does just enough to not get benched. Which for a Skins fan, sucks mighty ass.

Larry Bird Flu

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> It felt really good waking up this morning and seeing that the New York Jets were in a tie for first place.

Denis Lemieux

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> Oh sports...how you have such double standards. It's all about winning, winning, winning. If we got a DUI, we'd be in jail for the night. Odell gets out in an hour. If we got busted for what Chris Henry did (all 4 counts) we'd be in jail for a long time. He instead scored 2 touchdowns.

That being said...in your face Steelers. Karma's a bitch!

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> Btw, actually was able to go to the Pats game. They umm....didn't look good. Lots of fun though.

Hustler of Culture

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> Odell's intensity can not be questioned. He gives it 110%, whether it is football, drugs, or drunk driving.

We have done well without him so far, so I guess we won't miss him for the rest of the year.

Matt Saracen

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> You kidding? I bet there's a PS on his other leg right now...

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> Odell Thurman : cars :: Alonzo Spellman : planes

LingeringBursitis

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> I bet Pops bribed the docs into removing that fruity tat once Simms was under.

flubby

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> It was sure nice to see the Skins kick ass on Sunday. I know it was just the Texans and because of that I won't get my hopes up.

hahaha I'm just kidding. If they don't at least win one playoff game, my dog will get punted....

Hustler of Culture

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> If that guy in the photo was a true Steelers fan, he would have been trying to snap Palmer's wrist chuck-norris style.

Mike Honcho

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> It's starting to look like the AFC East might be the NL Central of football. Though that's just kind of mean.

I'll take it. J! E! T! S! JETS! JETS! JETS!

MY LEFT TIT

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> Thankfully, Brunell and Bledsoe have already their One Good Game each of the season, or else I'd be One Sad Giants fan today.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> Something like 75% of arrests in Atlanta are for crystal meth. Odell Thurman went to Georgia. Just saying.

goathair

]]> <![CDATA[NFL Roundup: Celebrate Good Times, Bengals!]]> LT used to wear his dangly LT earring during games. But you can do those kinds of things when you've got half of Bogota's finest in your sinuses.

Drew Magary

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