Take This Grass, Or Kevin Brown Will Shoot You Where You Stand - Deadspin Comments

Take This Grass, Or Kevin Brown Will Shoot You Where You Stand

Harry Pelotas — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 16:42:38 EDT

Fun fact: the Macon Telegraph still uses actual telegraphs.

Harry Pelotas

Take This Grass, Or Kevin Brown Will Shoot You Where You Stand

J Keller — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 16:18:44 EDT

How long until the neighbor kids start calling him Old Man Brown? I give it a year...

J Keller

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Roy Keane — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 16:05:37 EDT

cough...'roid rage...cough

Roy Keane

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KOGOD — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 16:02:53 EDT

Really, is there any other kind?

yes, his name is Jimmy Chitwood

KOGOD

Take This Grass, Or Kevin Brown Will Shoot You Where You Stand

cardinole — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:59:46 EDT

no! not the IRON garden CLAW!

cardinole

Take This Grass, Or Kevin Brown Will Shoot You Where You Stand

Jen P — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:59:43 EDT

Think of the children.

I don't know about anyone else, but I don't care about the children. Especially not the hoosier children.

Jen P

Take This Grass, Or Kevin Brown Will Shoot You Where You Stand

Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:59:32 EDT

Like some folks say: "You can take the redneck out of Georgia..."

Chamomiles Davis

Take This Grass, Or Kevin Brown Will Shoot You Where You Stand

Drew Magary — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:56:08 EDT

kind of a dumb hot-headed Hoosier

Really, is there any other kind?

Drew Magary

Take This Grass, Or Kevin Brown Will Shoot You Where You Stand

Drew Magary — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:55:45 EDT

You git the hellll of my poppity!!!!!!!!!

Drew Magary

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The Peoples CHAMP — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:51:08 EDT

Then Javy Vasquez showed up and set the whole town on fire.

The Peoples CHAMP

Take This Grass, Or Kevin Brown Will Shoot You Where You Stand

Denis Lemieux — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:46:53 EDT

Sir Hotbed, I've got some bad news for you. The Bossman is dead. Of course this now means that Kevin Brown and Nailz can go on drunken mulch throwing sprees and no one can stop them.

Denis Lemieux

Take This Grass, Or Kevin Brown Will Shoot You Where You Stand

JBagKY — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:46:29 EDT

I don't know what his neighbor was worried about the last few years he couldn't find the strike zone and I doubt he was doing much better at hitting his neighbor's lawn.

JBagKY

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Barry Lutz — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:45:54 EDT

And it's not even Whacking Day yet.

Barry Lutz

Take This Grass, Or Kevin Brown Will Shoot You Where You Stand

WiserTime — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:45:22 EDT

This proves that nobody on the Hawks smokes any shake.

WiserTime

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Mike Honcho — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:43:11 EDT

David Ortiz then came along and hit that bag of grass clippings into the next county.

Mike Honcho

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Pot Roast & Gravy — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:41:03 EDT

Kevin Brown's Wikipedia entry has been recently updated.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Brown

Pot Roast & Gravy

Take This Grass, Or Kevin Brown Will Shoot You Where You Stand

TattooedMess(iah) — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:36:47 EDT

Stev D, there are much worse ways you can "destroy" a clubhouse toilet...

TattooedMess(iah)

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:36:43 EDT

Is Macon in Cobb County? If so, the Big Boss Man is going to be coming after Brown.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

Take This Grass, Or Kevin Brown Will Shoot You Where You Stand

the magah — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:34:33 EDT

i see you arlo pear, you can run but you can't hide!

the magah

Take This Grass, Or Kevin Brown Will Shoot You Where You Stand

Stev D — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:34:22 EDT

Is this the same kind hearted fellow who destroyed a club house toilet with a bat; leaving the mess for some janitor to clean up?

Stev D

Take This Grass, Or Kevin Brown Will Shoot You Where You Stand

cardinole — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:33:07 EDT

wait. he built his multimillion-dollar estate on Brown's Ridge... or did he name the ridge after himself? does he have that kind of power? if so, the Hee Haws didn't have a fightin' chance with their washboards and moonshine jugs.

cardinole

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The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:33:03 EDT

Oddly enough, I'm in the middle of listening to a Continuing Legal Education lecture on dealing with difficult people. This is a situation where I would just walk away and I don't think I need my CLE to know that.

The Fan’s Attic

Take This Grass, Or Kevin Brown Will Shoot You Where You Stand

Ted Striker — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:32:42 EDT

Was it called Brown's Ridge before or after he moved in? 'Cause he strikes me as more than conceited enough to rename property after himself.

Ted Striker

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Denis Lemieux — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:32:38 EDT

The Snakes on a Plane people have finally found some publicity that they don't want: being associated with Kevin Brown.

Denis Lemieux

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Criminal Appeal — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:32:05 EDT

This is the second time I've found myself in this neighborhood without my nunchcuks, and I am not happy about it.

BTW, Christmas Ape, not bad on the Jim Croce line.

Criminal Appeal

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bizzo5000 — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:32:03 EDT

Aren't you required to cary a gun in Macon Co.?

bizzo5000

Take This Grass, Or Kevin Brown Will Shoot You Where You Stand

Johnny LaRue — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:31:49 EDT

jeff weaver and kyle lohse in a pitcher's duel through 5.5 innings?

it'll probably still end up 7-6 but i'm stunned for now.

Johnny LaRue

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SlickBomb — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:31:36 EDT

Don't joke about this. Kevin Brown is the anti-christ.

SlickBomb

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The Gentleman Masher — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:30:57 EDT

It's good to know that Brown has kept doing 'roids, even after retirement...

The Gentleman Masher

Take This Grass, Or Kevin Brown Will Shoot You Where You Stand

Boobie Miles Jr. — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:30:22 EDT

Ditto Mr. Postman E., Ditto. The urge is strong. I feel like I should add a Samuel L. style MOFO just to calm down a bit...

Boobie Miles Jr.

Take This Grass, Or Kevin Brown Will Shoot You Where You Stand

BeverageDude — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:29:58 EDT

The guy has a multi-million dollar estate. Shouldn't he have a house boy to throw the clippings over the fence?

Clearly he does not come from old money.

BeverageDude

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rsr26 — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:29:46 EDT

That's one farm in Macon I won't be picking 'shrooms from.

rsr26

Take This Grass, Or Kevin Brown Will Shoot You Where You Stand

Rob Iracane — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:28:30 EDT

HE MUST PROTECT THIS MULCH

Rob Iracane

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Jefferson DArcy — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:28:22 EDT

Good lord, what a psycho.

And to think, when he was with the Yankees. He was the next door neighbor of one of my high school friends.

Jefferson DArcy

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cardinole — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:28:16 EDT

and nunchucks. maybe a bowstaff.

cardinole

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cardinole — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:27:54 EDT

if i had his arm, i would have been using throwing stars to kill the woodland rodents and reptiles.

cardinole

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Christmas Ape — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:27:42 EDT

Get these motherfucking grass clipping off my motherfucking lawn!

There. It's done.

Christmas Ape

Take This Grass, Or Kevin Brown Will Shoot You Where You Stand

PostmanE — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:26:07 EDT

Fighting off...Snakes on a Plane...urge

PostmanE

Take This Grass, Or Kevin Brown Will Shoot You Where You Stand

Brad_Lee — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:25:23 EDT

Sorry Tom, in the time it took me to type, you went the snakesonaplane route. Wasn't trying to give you a hard time, just wanted to ruin the jokes of others.

Brad_Lee

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Trent — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:24:46 EDT

Sigh. Don't let's start infecting the rest of the country with the St. Louis-area misuse of Hoosier.

Think of the children.

Trent

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Windy City Wahoo — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:24:02 EDT

The long awaited "mulch" tag has finally arrived. Thanks, Will.

Windy City Wahoo

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Brad_Lee — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:23:43 EDT

Avoiding the obvious Snakes on a Plane comment, I'm just curious what he uses to kill mice, a flame thrower. I can see him now, in the quiet still of the forest in deer stand, slowly bringing his RPG up to his shoulder....

Brad_Lee

Take This Grass, Or Kevin Brown Will Shoot You Where You Stand

Denis Lemieux — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:23:25 EDT

Kevin Brown won't give me back the Pele ball.

*I had a Mike Ditka joke all lined up for this but UM beat me to it. That's the last time I close deadspin in order to read an interview with mark from Blink182.

Denis Lemieux

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Gordon Bombay — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:23:03 EDT

If they let him take his firearm on a plane, perhaps they wouldn't have so many promblems with those motherfucking snakes on that motherfucking plane.

Gordon Bombay