Couldn't They Have Hired A Chorizo Who Could Run? - Deadspin Comments

Couldn't They Have Hired A Chorizo Who Could Run?

A Pimp Named DaveR — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:23:50 EDT

In breaking news, Isiah Thomas just sent the Knicks' next 6 first round draft picks plus $10m in cash to the Brewers for the rights to Chorizo.

A Pimp Named DaveR

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BoSox Siobhan — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 09:29:50 EDT

"Insert Sausage" - if I had a dollar....

BoSox Siobhan

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el punetazo del asno — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 09:16:29 EDT

Insert sausage/Carl Monday joke here.

el punetazo del asno

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bh — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 08:05:42 EDT

Only three weeks till the Premiership starts...

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DawgPound Craig — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 03:46:46 EDT

I was watching the game with my wife (FoxSportNetOhio) and we agreed that if perhaps they had given him a wall to jump over first, just to get him warmed up, the Chorizo might have kicked all their tasty asses. And I mean that in a totally mouth watering way.

DawgPound Craig

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powder — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 03:03:01 EDT

Protege, I cannot find a video that works of the Randall Simon incident. This is the last time I will beg someone on Deadspin to help me -- can you send a link my way? And thanks, Will, for following up on the chorizo with actual race footage. You're doing important work. I mean that.

powder

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WBRS Sports Blog — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:40:21 EDT

When is the Hebrew National gonna be allowed to participate?

WBRS Sports Blog

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El Dangeroso — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 01:39:32 EDT

Expect the Chorizo to kick it into high gear if the sausage from the Immigration Department joins the race.

El Dangeroso

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Christmas Ape — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 01:29:51 EDT

Fuck the Cerveceros shirt, I want Perfecto Rivera's name.

Christmas Ape

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Good vs Evil — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 00:59:25 EDT

if you look at the little timestamp on the screen during the news report, "New Sausage Debuts" was either the top story or the second story of the night. Milwaukee, you need another serial killer. Seriously.

Good vs Evil

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Wolf Blitzer — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 00:55:56 EDT

If the Chorizo had the epitestosterone/testosterone ratio that floyd landis or justin gatlin have, we'd instead be discussing a new Miller Park Milestone. I don't want a large farva, I want a god damn liter of cola.

Wolf Blitzer

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The Great American Placekicker — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 00:24:59 EDT

Seriously, though, anytime those sausages are brought up, I always look up the Randall Simon-knocking-over-a-sausage video. I believe if we could channel that video through some kind of wonder-prism, we could cure AIDS and world hunger. And the Oakland Raiders.

The Great American Placekicker

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The Great American Placekicker — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 00:01:56 EDT

Hello, my name is Russ Kirkpatrick, and I hate my job.

The Great American Placekicker

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Shoopmonster — Sun, 30 Jul 2006 23:00:25 EDT

If you let the second video play all the way through, something sweet happens. The little sausage doll that the people have gets zoomed in on and it resembles a pair of boobies. I found it quite amusing.

Shoopmonster

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Rusty Trombone — Sun, 30 Jul 2006 22:51:11 EDT

Just saying he probably wasnt as motivated as the other sausages if that was the case.

Rusty Trombone

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Rusty Trombone — Sun, 30 Jul 2006 22:49:49 EDT

I wonder if they paid the chorizo $2 an hour.

Rusty Trombone

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Gordon Bombay — Sun, 30 Jul 2006 20:59:30 EDT

I'm totally getting a Cerveceros shirt.

Gordon Bombay

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Harry Pelotas — Sun, 30 Jul 2006 20:32:41 EDT

Oh, and as someone who's commenter name is hispanic, I am pseudo-offended.

Harry Pelotas

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Harry Pelotas — Sun, 30 Jul 2006 20:32:06 EDT

"COME ON CHORIZO!" isn't quite up there with "RUN YOU STUPID FUCKING DINOSAUR!", but it's close. Oh yes, it's very close.

Harry Pelotas

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Moops — Sun, 30 Jul 2006 20:28:59 EDT

I wish my claim to fame in an interview could be "Cheered Chorizo".

Moops

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The Fan’s Attic — Sun, 30 Jul 2006 19:50:07 EDT

I'm glad the Brewers' brass wants to make Miller Park a welcoming environment for Mexican-Americans. I just think there might be a better way than offering up stale and cliche stereotypical caricatures of Mexicans.

The Fan’s Attic

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covert — Sun, 30 Jul 2006 19:36:30 EDT

They spend such an effort trying to win over the Hispanic population. They should add a kosher sausage to try and bring more Jews into the park.

covert