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Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Hoosierdaddy — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 13:25:51 EDT

How does Eddie measure up to the Coop? Can he go left?

Hoosierdaddy

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

John Starks — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 02:01:07 EDT

Only way it would have been better is if he was playing "Ridin Dirty" by Chamillionaire as he was masturbating himself...while driving...while watching porno.

John Starks

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Tyler Durden — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 15:45:21 EDT

To Eddie Griffin: Have a ball Masturbator! Mickey Mantle

Tyler Durden

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Mr. Poopy Pants — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 14:13:36 EDT

The best part about this all is that in the video he promises to buy the guy he hit whatever car "in the world" he wants, but "not a Bentley"

Mr. Poopy Pants

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Bill Braskey — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 13:57:24 EDT

For a Hummer? You're secret is safe with me Eddie. I wonder how the Mick would have handled this situation???

Bill Braskey

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Jakob — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 13:53:49 EDT

UM: My bad, went across the wrong line when looking it up.

Jakob

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Wes Mantooth — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 13:48:21 EDT

Local news July sweeps started yesterday....so that's why the investigative report is coming out now BigT.....

Wes Mantooth

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

BigTDog — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 13:34:05 EDT

Did you guys watch that news story? Now that's great television. I thought Will was exaggerating when he linked to "video of the incident." How did this story remain buried for 3 months??

BigTDog

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

jesuspunchesallpunks — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 13:29:24 EDT

This honestly made my day. This is what this site is all about. Mike Cooper "checking sports and stuff? Griffin " reaching for my cell and umm stuff". Carl Monday is on the sence. Can you say 31st emmy? Why does poor jobless Cooper get 500k and Griffin nothing for bail???

jesuspunchesallpunks

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Unsilent Majority — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 13:19:01 EDT

Jakob, i'd love to know where you're buying louis tres for two bills

Unsilent Majority

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Bill Braskey — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 13:14:50 EDT

You're dead to me internet. What good is the internet if I can't even see Mark Madsen dance on demand. Bastards.

Bill Braskey

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Bill Braskey — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 13:04:03 EDT

Great, now I have to go search youtube for video of Mark Madsen dancing after the Lakers championship. One more thing to prevent me from getting anything done at work. Thanks Maddog.

Bill Braskey

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Spectacular Sam — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 12:54:28 EDT

Clark- you forgot that it would be caught on tape by Carl Monday's hidden camera.

Spectacular Sam

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

chopper dave — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 12:39:42 EDT

There are so many sex freaks in Minnesota: Griffin, Smoot and the rest of the Vikings, Kirby Puckett grabbed that chick's ass, Prince... Mark Madsen must be scared to leave his home.

chopper dave

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

colinsmith — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 12:33:13 EDT

"WCCO-TV has video of the incident." Is that link NSFW?

colinsmith

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Jakob — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 12:29:26 EDT

mmm...TommyBoy...good one Sh!tshow. Cadillac Escalade...$60,000 In-dash DVD player...$600 Pink and Plentiful Vol. 29...$19.95 Remy Martin Louis XIII $200 Running into another car while watching a porno on your in-dash DVD player at 2:30 a.m. ... Priceless. Your with me, Mastercard.

Jakob

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Fearson — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 12:27:20 EDT

That's why I get my news from www.clownpenis.fart

Fearson

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Clark Kent — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 12:18:49 EDT

Now if only Mark Cuban would be caught for the same crime. Then Deadspin could would go on comment overload.

Clark Kent

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

is this wilt chamberlain? — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 12:09:00 EDT

like eddie, i drop my cell phone at LEAST twice a day

is this wilt chamberlain?

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Bill Braskey — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 12:07:38 EDT

I wonder if deadspin is now higher on the Google search list for 'Minnesota' than Minnesota's Dept of Tourism??

Bill Braskey

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Unsilent Majority — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:57:26 EDT

Rumor has it Eddie gave Ty Shine a blackeye on an aggresive follow through.

Unsilent Majority

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Frinklin — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:53:20 EDT

See, this is why I would never get a DVD player in my car. Guys can't resist porn. I'm suprised this stuff doesn't happen more often. Hell, I think Carl Monday needs to do an in-depth study.

Frinklin

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

BillyPaultzRulz — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:43:40 EDT

Wait a damned second!!!! They're trying to tell me that cops treaty celebrity atletes different than you and me?? No f-ing way. I don't believe it for one second.

BillyPaultzRulz

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Jake Taylor — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:29:10 EDT

Bunch of savages in this town...

Jake Taylor

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

parker91 — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:24:49 EDT

I wonder if eddie's father is a combat vet.

parker91

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Killa Sam — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:22:45 EDT

Man law. Good one, CC. wow, Eddie! WOW!!!

Killa Sam

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

PostmanE — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:22:08 EDT

I think we've found out what Simmons' moniker is on here - it's Slickbomb.

PostmanE

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Bill Braskey — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:20:41 EDT

Thank you BigRicks.

Bill Braskey

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Lance Uppercut — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:13:23 EDT

Somewhere in Ohio Carl Monday is eating his cornflakes and reads about Eddie Griffin's excellent adventure, he turns to his wife and with steelly determination and yet a small whiff of sadness, says "Clearly Margaret, my work is not done yet." He clips on his tie and heads out to the white Taurus for another day of cleaning up this great country's vice.

Lance Uppercut

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Sh!tShow — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:12:55 EDT

Will, send over a bottle of bubbly in a bucket of ice and a card. Have the card read, "Tough luck, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles, Yours, Sh!TShow.

Sh!tShow

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Spectacular Sam — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:09:15 EDT

"...he was masturbating himself." That's high comedy. I don't know if that dude's civil rights were violated, but Eddie sure did fuck up his wheels.

Spectacular Sam

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

jane — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:08:29 EDT

I heard this story on the radio this morning while I was waking up and I swear the whole time I thought they were talking about Undercover Brother Eddie Griffin. A little disappointed now.

jane

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Sh!tShow — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:03:44 EDT

Hmm... Jerking off while driving, accident, air bag deploys... No wonder he didn't score a point in the next three games.

Sh!tShow

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

chopper dave — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:57:10 EDT

First the Sex Boat, and now the Self-Sex Car.

chopper dave

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Eric J — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:56:36 EDT

Get a boat!

Eric J

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Shanknuts — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:52:32 EDT

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Shanknuts

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Wes Mantooth — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:44:29 EDT

It's nice to see the Minnesota cops looking the other way on the DWI...Maybe JJ should have been drafted by the T'Wolves

Wes Mantooth

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Hustler of Culture — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:36:34 EDT

Point for BigRicks

Hustler of Culture

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Carmen McFanzone — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:34:25 EDT

I'm gonna go with Eddie Griffin, with the booze and porn, in the parking lot, for the win. YES!

Carmen McFanzone

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Spanish Necktie — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:34:22 EDT

Yeah, shooting at your wrist tops shooting at your girlfriend anyday.

Spanish Necktie

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Wes Mantooth — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:34:06 EDT

Carl Monday is booking the first flight to Philly to get the interview with Eddie's parents. Here comes another Emmy!

Wes Mantooth

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Fennis — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:33:57 EDT

Masturbation's pretty understandable in his case. "Later that year [2003], he was charged with felony assault for allegedly beating and shooting a gun at a woman in his Houston home." Hard to keep a good woman around when you're trying to fucking kill her.

Fennis

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

BoSox Siobhan — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:33:25 EDT

That, friends and neighbors, is some serious multi-tasking. Kudos. The story set my Friday off in a delightful direction. That, and MJD's podcast.

BoSox Siobhan

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

mikeshermansucks — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:32:50 EDT

How soon until Isiah makes a trade for him?? Maybe the T-Wolves are interested in Mr. Balkman.

mikeshermansucks

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Rob Iracane — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:32:37 EDT

I want to know which porno he was watching. Was it a gangbang? Was it girl-girl? These are the details America needs to know!

Rob Iracane

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Wesdaddy24 — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:32:13 EDT

"Does Minnesota even have a female population?" --Kyle "Yes, at least two" --Fred Smoot

Wesdaddy24

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Monday Morning Punter — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:31:27 EDT

That is multi-tasking. It goes to show, the NBA offseason is waaay too short.

Monday Morning Punter

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Chowday — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:31:19 EDT

growing up in Minnesota is fairly boring, but you quickly learned that the best way to amuse yourself is to have a Mike Cooper in your car in a grocery store parking lot at night... but boy do we have a lot of lakes, eh?

Chowday

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

silver lining — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:30:05 EDT

YWML can get old, to be sure. But Carl Monday? He is an immortal. Get away from Eddie Griffin, Carl Monday!

silver lining

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Mr. Bigglesworth — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:29:37 EDT

How many times has he ignored the advice to "just take it to the hole, Eddie"?

Mr. Bigglesworth

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Badclown — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:29:27 EDT

Good thing this wasn't in Ohio. If Mike Cooper's bail was $500K, Eddie's would be about $1 trillion.

Badclown

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Roy Keane — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:28:25 EDT

It's hard to catch an entry pass with hairy palms.

Roy Keane

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

BigRicks — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:26:25 EDT

Eddie Griffin was masturbating and driving. Quality. But I heard when JJ pulled that U-turn Dickie V almost gagged.

BigRicks

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Captain Caveman — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:22:39 EDT

Man Law? Man Law.

Captain Caveman

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Unsilent Majority — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:22:36 EDT

you think you've been busy, this has been my first chance to come up for air. this story makes it all worthwhile...who woulda thunk eddie griffin would get into trouble again?

Unsilent Majority

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Reignmans1stBorn — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:21:44 EDT

Somehow this makes the whole "shooting at his girlfriend" thing look not so bad

Reignmans1stBorn

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Spectacular Sam — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:20:41 EDT

Hate it when that happens.

Spectacular Sam

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

badbabu — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:19:19 EDT

Apparently Eddie has moved on from using his fist to punch out teammates to more personal recreational activities. Thank God there's always PJ Carlesimo to make Seton Hall proud. Oh wait...

badbabu

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Gasface — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:19:10 EDT

Masturbation is not the issue (dude), at least as far as I'm concerned, but if he was watching it on a TV that is mounted on the steering wheel of his SUV then he go down the river for all I care.

Gasface

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Hustler of Culture — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:17:38 EDT

And again, how many misguided people are searching for sites containing: porn, masterbation, etc and end up here?

Hustler of Culture

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

SlickBomb — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:17:18 EDT

Drunk? Check. Watching porno? Check. Masturbating?? Check. Crashing your car and lying about it? Double-Check. The NBA. It's faaaaantastic! I love this game!

SlickBomb

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Sh!tShow — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:16:57 EDT

I didn't know Eddie Griffin was an OSU fan.

Sh!tShow

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Hustler of Culture — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:16:40 EDT

Wait, you can get in trouble for this? Hmmm...I guess I need new plans for tonight

Hustler of Culture

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Ronald Mexico Sr. — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:16:27 EDT

Thought "You're with me ...." was officially retired? Kind of like "bling bling" and "2 legit 2 quit." About Griffin, I haven't really read this through to much, but was he driving too? Like watching porn, masterbating, and driving? I mean yeah it's messed up, but damn is that talented! Totally could be the Master of Champions Masterbating while driving Champion! Maybe he could grate some cheese too, or shoot a bow and arrow whilest masterbating.

Ronald Mexico Sr.

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Wingman — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:14:58 EDT

You would think by the time you're in your mid 20s you'd realize flogging the dolphin is a bad idea while driving. It would be one thing if he was getting some road fun but to have the Mondays in a car what a mess, literally.

Wingman

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Kyle — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:14:33 EDT

It has never been more clear. There is nothing more to do in Minneapolis than picking up hookers on Sex Cruises and jerking off in a parking lot while drunk to porn in your car at a supermarket. Does Minnesota even have a female population?

Kyle

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Badclown — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:14:07 EDT

Was the Minnepolis Public Library closed at the time?

Badclown

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Sh!tShow — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:12:41 EDT

And its not even my birthday! Thank you, Eddie!

Sh!tShow

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Denis Lemieux — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:12:25 EDT

The day getting drunk and jerking off to porn in a supermarket parking lot in the middle of the night is frowned upon is the day I pack my bags and move to Canada.

Denis Lemieux

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

That Bootleg Guy — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:11:10 EDT

I think I speak for all of us when I ask, "Will this have any effect on the shooting schedule for 'Undercover Brother 2: Electric Boogaloo'?

That Bootleg Guy

Eddie Griffin Needs To Mind His Surroundings

Biff Pocoroba — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:10:34 EDT

With the holiday weekend soon upon us, I am glad that we can focus on those fine pieces of Americana..... Baseball Apple Pie Public Masturbation Carl Monday You're with me, America....

Biff Pocoroba