Hey, Kids, Come Out To The Park! - Deadspin Comments

Hey, Kids, Come Out To The Park!

Chamomiles Davis — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 21:37:37 EDT

Every time I think I can't be more embarrassed to be a Phillies fan....

Chamomiles Davis

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phanie — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 21:31:38 EDT

Yeah, Keith Olberman is a fan. You all got name dropped on "Countdown" tonight about this.

phanie

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Iron Chef Xenu — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 18:30:35 EDT

Does it come with his new video, "Brett Myers' Fightin' Round the House" (as inspired by Russell Crowe)? Throwin' pitches Gettin' shelled And fightin' round the house

Iron Chef Xenu

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Celerino Sanchez — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 18:17:53 EDT

Any time I hear about "back to school" promotions at the ball park, I get that sick "summer's over" feeling in my gut. Even though I have been out of school for about 67 years. Oh, back on topic. I'm sure Mrs. Myers gets some other type of sick feeling in her gut every time that big man of hers walks in through the front door.

Celerino Sanchez

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Adam B. — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 17:54:50 EDT

The Padilla Flotilla, which actually makes sense. We've also had the Randy Wolf Pack, Burrell's Girls, Giambi's Zombies, Terry Adams' Family, Abreu's Amigos, the Duck(worth) Pond and Thome's Homies. These days, it's all about Sal's Pals.

Adam B.

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skormos — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 17:43:38 EDT

Could someone tell me how to "where" a catcher's mask? Sorry to nitpick, but I want quality out of my posts about wife-beaters, gosh-darnit!

skormos

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Adam Duritz — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 17:38:31 EDT

Brett Myers Belt, Stick or a Wrench Night. I'd go with the wrench - Why? Cause fuck him, that's why. But seriously, this guy is now a cult hero in Philly, even if it is the wrong cult.

Adam Duritz

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Johhny Bluejeans — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 17:37:48 EDT

http://static.flickr.com/60/176262504_d2f95236d0_o.jpg

Johhny Bluejeans

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Spanish Necktie — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 17:34:19 EDT

Now that's a promotion that really PACKS a punch.

Spanish Necktie

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Johhny Bluejeans — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 17:29:41 EDT

Vincente Padilla's fan club was the "Floatea Padilla" and whenever he struck someone out they would pretend they were rowing a boat. It was great and oddly offensive. No?

Johhny Bluejeans

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Chemo — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 17:23:31 EDT

"Back to school pack"? What the heck? I just got out!

Chemo

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Spectacular Sam — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 17:06:46 EDT

What about "Bret Myers Roll of Pennies Night?" "Really knock the shit out of your significant other!"

Spectacular Sam

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BeverageDude — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 17:06:45 EDT

"Hey, she had it comming! She said my humping was off spead to the right when it should have been hard, fast, and down the middle!" "Only my catcher makes that call!"

BeverageDude

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the700level — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 17:01:51 EDT

Hopefullu the next time Myers pitches in Philly Sal Fasano will be catching. The entire legion of Sal's Pals should all be wearing wife beaters.

the700level

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Christ Sabo — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 16:54:08 EDT

That picture speaks volumes. Brett Myers, the Russell Crowe of pitching!

Christ Sabo

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wildcatfan — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 16:52:48 EDT

Curse you Phillies. Foiled agan!

wildcatfan

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Big Daddy Drew — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 16:52:22 EDT

First, while I dispute that the facts are as alleged, I recognize that my behavior was inappropriate and for that I apologize. Translation: I'm really sorry for punching my wife in the face, which I may or may not have done.

Big Daddy Drew

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Unsilent Majority — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 16:48:29 EDT

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Unsilent Majority