Dirk Nowitzki Gets His Hasselhoff On - Deadspin Comments

Dirk Nowitzki Gets His Hasselhoff On

Big Daddy Drew — Wed, 17 May 2006 18:55:07 EDT

Don't like the Nowitzhoff moniker. May I suggest Hasseldirk?

Dirk Nowitzki Gets His Hasselhoff On

Juancho — Wed, 17 May 2006 18:28:41 EDT

David Hasselhoff is the new Chuck Norris. For example: David Hasselhoff single-handedly brought down the Berlin Wall. He sang to it, and it was so overwhelmed with emotion, it melted into a puddle of clay.

Juancho

Dirk Nowitzki Gets His Hasselhoff On

Captain Caveman — Wed, 17 May 2006 17:48:44 EDT

Pope, I laughed out loud each of three times I read that comment. Thanks.

Captain Caveman

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Smoking Pope — Wed, 17 May 2006 17:39:58 EDT

Does Hasslehoff have any clue how bizarre and wrong that photo is? Why would he agree to that? Ad Guy: "David, we'd like you to pose naked with a bunch of puppies." The Hoff: "Ok." Ad Guy: "Great. After that, we'd like to get a couple of shots of you punching toddlers." The Hoff: "Sure. Sounds good." Ad Guy: "Beautiful. Any chance of you rubbing cold cream on your crotch while holding up the periodic table?" The Hoff: "Yeah, that's fine."

Smoking Pope

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Fennis — Wed, 17 May 2006 17:34:16 EDT

"Turbo boost, KITT. I've got to jump this dog!"

Fennis

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apostles03 — Wed, 17 May 2006 17:03:17 EDT

when hasselhof gets excited that dog is the size of a pit bull

apostles03

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BeverageDude — Wed, 17 May 2006 16:53:05 EDT

Well if you are going to do that to a puppy, it should definitley be a pedigree. Kudos to you Mr. Hasselholf on your fine selection.

BeverageDude

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bmill525 — Wed, 17 May 2006 16:51:03 EDT

I'm not as ashamed as I should be that I have a Hasselhoff music video collection (from Germany, natch) and 2 CDs of the Hass' fine work. Okay, no, I am REALLY ashamed.

bmill525

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Spectacular Sam — Wed, 17 May 2006 16:39:26 EDT

I think I'm going to be sick. And what is he doing with his right arm?

Spectacular Sam

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jane — Wed, 17 May 2006 16:37:31 EDT

Scott is the winner.

jane

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Jen P — Wed, 17 May 2006 16:25:24 EDT

Won't someone please think of the puppies!!

Jen P

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Lance Uppercut — Wed, 17 May 2006 15:58:24 EDT

You're with me, doggie Sorry had to do it. That Hasselhoff picture is revolting and this is coming from the person who emailed the entire Hasselhoff calendar to Deadspin a couple months ago.

Lance Uppercut

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spinachdip — Wed, 17 May 2006 15:51:39 EDT

Do not mock the Hasselhoff. The Cold War wouldn't have ended if not for the Hoff.

spinachdip

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Unsilent Majority — Wed, 17 May 2006 15:42:11 EDT

scott- fantastic work

Unsilent Majority

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Mr. Irrelevant — Wed, 17 May 2006 15:34:06 EDT

Yes, UM, we're definitely playing this song on SBL tomorrow.

Mr. Irrelevant

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apostles03 — Wed, 17 May 2006 15:10:44 EDT

I thought it was Spongebob Squareparts that "rode the Hasselhof", not Shar-pei puppies. Color me disturbed.

apostles03

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Scott Senay — Wed, 17 May 2006 15:06:25 EDT

My god, Hasselhoff is hung like a large wrinkled puppy.

Scott Senay

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Centenary Gent — Wed, 17 May 2006 15:02:25 EDT

Is it just me, or does Mr. Hasselhoff seem to be putting most of his body weight on that dog? So we can add that to his resume - huge in Germany, and lies naked on small wrinkly dogs.

Centenary Gent

Dirk Nowitzki Gets His Hasselhoff On

Rob Iracane — Wed, 17 May 2006 15:02:22 EDT

Nowitzhoff is even more intriguing than Chessning.

Rob Iracane

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The Dude — Wed, 17 May 2006 14:56:34 EDT

He tore down the Berlin Wall, he wore a jacket with blinking Christmas lights on them and didn't get shot, he's going to will the Mavericks to the NBA title ... Hasselhoff can do anything, damn it! ANYTHING!

The Dude

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Foosteps Falco — Wed, 17 May 2006 14:56:27 EDT

I'm pretty sure I remember him singing this on top of the Berlin Wall the weekend it came down: One morning in june some twenty years ago I was born a rich man's son I had everything that money could buy But freedom - I had none I've been lookin' for freedom I've been lookin' so long I've been lookin' for freedom Still the search goes on I've been lookin' for freedom Since I left my home town I've been lookin' for freedom Still it can't be found I headed down the track, my baggage on my back I left the city far behind Walkin' down the road, with my heavy load Tryin' to find some peace of mind Father said you'll be sorry, son, If you leave your home this way And when you realize the freedom money buys You'll come running home some day I paid a lotta dues, had plenty to lose Travelling across the land Worked on a farm, got some muscle in my arm But still I'm not a self-made man I'll be on the run for many years to come I'll be searching door to door But, given some time, some day I'm gonna find The freedom I've been searchin' for

Foosteps Falco

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Smoking Pope — Wed, 17 May 2006 14:54:56 EDT

Re: That photo. Where's the SPCA when you need them?

Smoking Pope

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Phat Albert PooHoles — Wed, 17 May 2006 14:54:04 EDT

Umm, Hasselhoff is naked and there is a dog on his crotch. How bad do you feel for that dog right now?

Phat Albert PooHoles

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Mr. Soul — Wed, 17 May 2006 14:52:58 EDT

It only goes to prove Norm MacDonald's point: Germans love David Hasselhoff.

Mr. Soul

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Unsilent Majority — Wed, 17 May 2006 14:52:50 EDT

did you know that Peyton Manning's snap counts are all based on Kenny Chesney songs? will we be hearing Hasselhoff on SBL? cause that would be super.

Unsilent Majority

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colinsmith — Wed, 17 May 2006 14:50:30 EDT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKu_QA8Bn9o&search=Hasselho...

colinsmith