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Peter Luger — Thu, 11 May 2006 01:23:37 EDT

The Derby infield is nothing more than a holding cell, only you have to pay to get into it. It's spectacular. At the 2004 Derby I actually saw a girl walk into a stall in the men's room and then immediately saw a guy scale the wall of the stall to get a free look. He moved so quick his momentum pushed him over the wall into the stall. Only in Kentucky...I think, or no?

Peter Luger

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Vito Andolini — Wed, 10 May 2006 23:06:24 EDT

I live in Louisville, I've been on the infield, and I think the "show your tits" chanting usually starts at 1 o'clock or so in the 3rd turn. It looked like you were in the 3rd turn for the Derby, so maybe it was more tame this year. I shouldn't complain...If I had a camera with me when I went, I wouldn't have had a prayer of walking out with it.

Vito Andolini

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PostmanR — Wed, 10 May 2006 18:48:40 EDT

We did get naked boobies on camera but they were on a 50-year-old woman and were very saggy. Do you really want to see that? I sure hope not.

PostmanR

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PostmanR — Wed, 10 May 2006 18:47:17 EDT

We did get naked boobies on camera Vito but they were on a 50-year-old woman and were very saggy. Do you really want to see that? I sure hope not.

PostmanR

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One % — Wed, 10 May 2006 17:01:31 EDT

Dont worry Vito. hopefully someone will do the same at preakness and it will perk you right up with plenty of ample bosom and drunken fisticuffs.

One %

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Vito Andolini — Wed, 10 May 2006 15:53:27 EDT

They were on the infield all day and that's the best footage they got? No arrest footage? No drunken rednecks fighting each other? No naked boobies? Sigh...

Vito Andolini

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Williespop — Wed, 10 May 2006 14:29:15 EDT

Was that the guy from friends asking if I was ready to rumble?

Williespop

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Moonshine Mike — Wed, 10 May 2006 14:10:50 EDT

horses at the preakness? Those are the harsh chicks from dundalk who have manes so large, the jockeys get confused.

Moonshine Mike

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PeteJayhawk — Wed, 10 May 2006 12:19:42 EDT

That Cards fan pretty much sums up the fan base, doesn't he?

PeteJayhawk

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One % — Wed, 10 May 2006 11:58:44 EDT

I have been to the Preakness 6 times and never in the grandstands, only the infield. Some of the best times i have ever had. I have never seen a horse.

One %

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Captain Caveman — Wed, 10 May 2006 11:55:54 EDT

Damn you, Drew -- that was my favorite guy. The cigarette really capped it off for me.

Captain Caveman

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Big Daddy Drew — Wed, 10 May 2006 11:20:21 EDT

For the record, I'm the fat guy on crutches in that video. And you know what? I have no actual injuries to speak of. I just like resting between steps.

Big Daddy Drew

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Unsilent Majority — Wed, 10 May 2006 11:15:59 EDT

I am now in favor of chemical castration...for everybody at the track

Unsilent Majority

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Bronson — Wed, 10 May 2006 11:14:30 EDT

Next up. The Preakness. Hopefully someone can do the same for the infield there.

Bronson

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Mr. Irrelevant — Wed, 10 May 2006 11:06:32 EDT

The Death Cab soundtrack, guy dressed as the Hulkster and the playing of Corn Hole were all so very fantastic.

Mr. Irrelevant

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Roger Klotz — Wed, 10 May 2006 11:06:13 EDT

Michael Buffer has 'Let's get ready to Rumble' trademarked..so that guy in the video can expect a call from the Federal Buffer Investigation (FBI) Unit pretty soon.

Roger Klotz

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J.E. Skeets — Wed, 10 May 2006 11:05:59 EDT

Chris Kaman was at the Kentucky Derby !?!?

J.E. Skeets

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Hustler of Culture — Wed, 10 May 2006 10:54:35 EDT

YouTube is just amazing. What a wonderful thing it is...

Hustler of Culture