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		    <description><![CDATA[John Sickels (at minorleagueball.com) posted a thread for pithy statements three weeks or so ago.  

My entry was "If Sloth from the Goonies was a player in the MLB, his name would be Chris Shelton."

Other candidates for Sloth included Jay Gibbons and someone else . . . can't remember who it was.  But for me, Shelton wins, since his ears stick out funny. <p><a href="http://theclosetofrant.blogspot.com">BowdenBowdenBowden</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[Who gives their kid a middle name like "Bob?"
Christopher Bob Shelton?  WTF? <p>Yankeebunny</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[He looks like Corky from "Life Goes On". <p>apostles03</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[can't we just call him "Ron Howard's Goofy Looking Cousin"? <p>Unsilent Majority</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[Why they wouldn't go all out and go with "UUU" is beyond me.  That'd be a first, no? <p><a href="http://www.dead.net">silver lining</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[And oh -- <i>waving hands excitedly</i> -- "Hi Chris!" <p><a href="http://www.thebasketballjones.net">J.E. Skeets</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[Does anybody else find it weird that Utah has "UU" on their hats? <p><a href="http://sportswatchdogz.blogspot.com">rev5</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 18 Apr 2006 17:40:33 EDT]]></pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[The more I look at him, the more I like Jane's call: <a href="http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/shaun_dead/04.jpg">'Shelton of the Dead'</a> it is. <p><a href="http://www.thebasketballjones.net">J.E. Skeets</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[Here's hoping Sloth Shelton can't figure out how to work the interweb... <p><a href="http://www.gheorghe77.blogspot.com/">TJ</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 18 Apr 2006 16:56:16 EDT]]></pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[why would you post that? go wash marcy's new benz! <p>Unsilent Majority</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[If Sloth is already taken, may I suggest nicknaming him Nosferatu? <p><a href="http://fatherknowsshit.blogspot.com">Big Daddy Drew</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[Clearly he is Brian Peppers twin.

<a href="http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/images/brian_peppers1.jpg">http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/images/brian_peppers1.jpg<...</a> <p>Jefferson DArcy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[HA! I BEAT SKEETS <p>Unsilent Majority</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[I think he looks more like that fella from Shaun of the Dead, personally.

<a href="http://detroit.tigers.mlb.com/images/2004/04/21/yrwwneAG.jpg">http://detroit.tigers.mlb.com/images/2004/04/21/yrwwneAG.j...</a> <p>jane</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[Don't forget, Sloth was played by Oakland Raider Super Bowl winner John Matuszak aka Tooz. <p><a href="http://thatsonpoint.blogspot.com">Cardillo</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[No, no, no... <a href="http://www.wizznutzz.com/birth.html">Sloth is Popeye Jones</a>. (scroll down)

With that said, I do see some <a href="http://www.isnanchordesk.com/autos/harrypotter/tjones.jpg">Dobby</a> in him... <p><a href="http://www.thebasketballjones.net">J.E. Skeets</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 18 Apr 2006 16:23:10 EDT]]></pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[Or, rather, I'm not quite that ugly. Let's not go overboard here. <p><a href="http://pittsburghdish.typepad.com/pittsburgh_dish/">Sarcastro</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 18 Apr 2006 16:15:17 EDT]]></pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[Man, I'm not ugly after all. <p><a href="http://pittsburghdish.typepad.com/pittsburgh_dish/">Sarcastro</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[YOU HAVE ANGERED POPEYE JONES!!!

<a href="http://www.wizznutzz.com/images/birth_popeye.jpg">http://www.wizznutzz.com/images/birth_popeye.jpg</a> <p>Unsilent Majority</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[Valiant effort, Will. But for me, and the guys at WizzNutzz, Popeye Jones is the definitive Sloth of sports ...

<a href="http://www.wizznutzz.com/birth.html">http://www.wizznutzz.com/birth.html</a> <p><a href="http://www.misterirrelevant.com">Mr. Irrelevant</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[Sloth loves Chunk! <p><a href="http://fatherknowsshit.blogspot.com">Big Daddy Drew</a></p>]]></description>
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