Ah, The Pageantry Of Augusta - Deadspin Comments

Ah, The Pageantry Of Augusta

pirate — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:34:14 EDT

I was an eyewitness to his meltdown @ the US OPEN in 99(Pinehurst) when he 5-putted and completely lost it. It was a thing of beauty.

pirate

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doodlebug — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 17:02:54 EDT

Should he win, his Green Jacket will be the only one made of rainproof nylon that says "Coleman" on the side.

doodlebug

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justjudith — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 22:10:33 EDT

this guy makes st louis look like a city full of professional golfers. it's the cigarette that takes him to the next level though.

justjudith

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jane — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 16:10:24 EDT

Someone should tell him that smoking cigarettes has been proven to be harmful to fetal development... oh wait.

jane

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Hustler of Culture — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 16:10:24 EDT

Sweet, I'm glad my first contribution has proved to be successful.

Hustler of Culture

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BigTDog — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 16:05:49 EDT

I want more John-Daly-with-topless-chicks-in-Winnebago photos! Seriously. Look at his posture. No wonder dude murders the ball...he has like 2x the backswing of EVERYONE. The club head should not be pointed at the ground!

BigTDog

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Eric J — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 15:41:33 EDT

Alas, Chris Farley will be unable to play him in the biopic.

Eric J

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spinachdip — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 15:35:20 EDT

"See kids, look how the shoulders are aligned perfectly parallel with the cigarette..."

spinachdip

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Nick Kramer — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 15:17:08 EDT

I'm just honored to be in the prescence of such great athletes.

Nick Kramer

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Juancho — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 15:15:14 EDT

Not just "LUMBER", but "84 Lumber", on the day they're closing a shitload of stores and laying off a ton of people in an effort to increase revenue from $4bil to $10bil by 2009. Yeah, John Daly's gonna help with that.

Juancho

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BowdenBowdenBowden — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 15:14:20 EDT

Note the picture perfect swing. Head down, doesn't overextend on the backswing, nice, low center of gravity . . . very low center of gravity. . . .

BowdenBowdenBowden

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Big Daddy Drew — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 15:08:22 EDT

He's not wearing a belt. That can't end well.

Big Daddy Drew

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JoeBuddah — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 15:03:51 EDT

Webster's Dictionary defines "Tool Shed" as....

JoeBuddah

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JoeBuddah — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 15:00:58 EDT

Finally! Hope for millions of American children that hours upon hours of PlayStation, Coke, Candy and Cigarettes can still lead you to the promised land of professional sports! Keep the dream alive John!

JoeBuddah

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The Big Picture — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 15:00:47 EDT

daly should try out for the 49ers' offensive line -- they could use all, and i mean all, the help they can get.

The Big Picture

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jimcooke — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 14:56:06 EDT

"LUMBER"

jimcooke

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Charles — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 14:50:54 EDT

Relax...after he's done with practice, he's hitting up the bowling alley

Charles

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Ty Webb — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 14:48:06 EDT

I love Daly. He is great for the game. He's like Happy Gilmore on the tour. I'd rather watch Daly for 18 holes than watch a guy like Monty who will glare at you if you chew your food to loud while he's thinking about his shot.

Ty Webb

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Lance Uppercut — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 14:47:19 EDT

Its actually kind of hard to hit a drive and lung a butt at the same time. Kudos to you Senor Daly.

Lance Uppercut

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BostonKelli — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 14:45:03 EDT

Christ, and I thought it was hard to golf with boobs.

BostonKelli

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The Dar — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 14:43:46 EDT

One of those pictures that just makes me feel like the world is a wonderful place.

The Dar

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PostmanE — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 14:39:51 EDT

Now that's a man intent on improving himself.

PostmanE

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Unsilent Majority — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 14:31:46 EDT

this photographer is in line for a pultizer

Unsilent Majority

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TsetseFly — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 14:30:33 EDT

What you can't see are the 8 empty beer cans and crushed marlboro packs near his bucket of golf balls...

TsetseFly

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supermike — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 14:29:26 EDT

Nice backswing, great concentration... that ball is history.

supermike

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dave — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 14:24:02 EDT

Greatest. Picture. Ever. I seriously gasped when that loaded.

dave