The Day The Music Died - Deadspin Comments

The Day The Music Died

Yankeebunny — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 09:26:49 EST

Poor Anna...who'll care about her now?? Genital warts and all????? She's TWISTED. But that's how you men like em.

Yankeebunny

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variablizer — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 00:31:08 EST

Not just name-checked. Name-checked by Tony like he does it on a weekly basis. Now that's props. PTI is a TiVo must.

variablizer

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CliffX — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 22:45:51 EST

PTI name-dropped Deadspin? Awesome. I need to stop working and watch PTI more often.

CliffX

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yerfatma — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 19:13:58 EST

Name-checked on PTI. Congrats.

yerfatma

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Citizen_Pinhead — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 14:13:28 EST

I'd hit it like a hanging Benson curveball...

Citizen_Pinhead

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Sports Bettor — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 13:45:49 EST

I just dropped Benson from my fantasy team... divorce can be ugly.

Sports Bettor

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Larry Bird Flu — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:19:51 EST

Uncle Rico -- if you want to k now why he would marry a crazy stripper, I refer to to the sex in a car, the sex in every MLB parking lot, and every other sexual reference she has made in the last 2 years. That, my friend, is why you marry a stripper.

Larry Bird Flu

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Madman — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:57:28 EST

How do the NY Mets get to decide who gets first crack? Or does this right transfer to the Orioles? I'm so confused.

Madman

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Die Eli Die — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:38:36 EST

So I guess I'm the only one not buying this and thinking that it's all a publicity stunt? Or have I being reading too much Defamer?

Die Eli Die

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uncle rico — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 10:44:23 EST

Actually met Kris Benson a couple times when I worked for the Pirates as an intern. Helluva nice guy. Never understood why he felt the need to marry a crazy stripper like her.

uncle rico

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SteveJeltzFan — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 10:43:49 EST

Is it a sign that I've been reading Deadspin too much that, when I read about this in a tiny article on the second page of the Washington Post's sports section, my immediate thought was, "Why isn't this above the fold on the cover?"

SteveJeltzFan

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Sarcastro — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 10:32:32 EST

Caveman, she ain't got the herpes. It's genital warts. Belive me, I know.

Sarcastro

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Captain Caveman — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 10:23:05 EST

HERPES FOR EVERYONE! YAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!

Captain Caveman

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rj3111 — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 09:34:07 EST

In response to the question about how she will make money: My guess is that you'll see her in Playboy or Hustler by the All-Star break.

rj3111

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TheHotWhang — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 08:28:20 EST

what a crazy ass pirate hooker

TheHotWhang

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Faster — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 03:58:37 EST

Gosh. Who's going to be his agent now?

Faster

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Unsilent Majority — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 00:03:39 EST

I bet Miggy gave her a "B-12" injection

Unsilent Majority

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KD — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 23:19:20 EST

There goes Kris' invitation to the Oriole's team picnic.

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UIUC-Chief — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 22:57:30 EST

Anna meet the future quarterback of my Chicago Bears, his name is Kyle and he too is a drunk, Kyle, meet Anna she is a stripper and she too likes to be drunk at 11:00am on a wednesday morning. A match made in heaven.

UIUC-Chief

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Cardillo — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 22:54:22 EST

If these two crazy dreambirds can't make it...I'm just disillusioned about the sanctity of marraige right now. I need a tissue.

Cardillo

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Benjamin Kabak — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 21:57:17 EST

Does this mean I never have to hear from or about this ugly, no-talent white trash lady ever again? Please say yes.

Benjamin Kabak

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SlickBomb — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 21:06:24 EST

Juancho-- that is sexy. j/k Anyway, I think this is sad. I liked Anna, and I thought the two of them were some sort of caucasian X-rated Ricky and Lucy. Now she's just another stripper, and he's just another medicore pitcher.

SlickBomb

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Barry Lutz — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 20:14:38 EST

Speaking of the FHM piece, in it she said if Kris won the Cy Young he could do anything he wanted to her and she specified (in her own words,) that meant "at least 50 times in the ass." Does this mean that offer is revoked? If so, I no longer support Benson for the Cy Young. Maybe he can still get 15 or 20 times in the ass in the divorce settlement.

Barry Lutz

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apostles03 — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 20:08:10 EST

Did anyone else see this buried in the comments on MetsBlog? Pretty funny... http://www.annabenson.net/flash/golddigger.swf

apostles03

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BowdenBowdenBowden — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 20:01:11 EST

In two weeks we'll find out that she's banging someone on the Orioles. My money is on Bruce Chen.

BowdenBowdenBowden

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Juancho — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 19:54:00 EST

Wow, in the FHM interview that accompanied her photo shoot, she said that in "...ten years, we'll be divorced, but best friends, both having sex with much younger playthings..." (that is an approximate quote). I guess time flies when you're having fun. They also have a 14 year old daughter (gee Anna, how old were you when THAT happened?) that is supposedly blossoming very rapidly into Anna's body type.

Juancho

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Rip2632 — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 19:50:48 EST

SHE filed for divorce?!

Rip2632

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Roy Keane — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 19:17:44 EST

Her box should be designated a Hot Zone and require a hazmat suit in order to gain access.

Roy Keane

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Dex — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 19:16:15 EST

This sucks. I drafted Benson for my fantasy team with the specific hope that if he were to somehow wrong his wife, she would retaliate by sleeping with every fantasy baseball owner with Kris Benson on their roster. Now I have friggin' Kris Benson on my fantasy team.... Ugh.

Dex

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Frinklin — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 19:06:00 EST

How can you continue to believe in romantic love when a bland, mediocre baseball player and a borderline insane ex-stripper can't make it work?

Frinklin

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The ExBurgher — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 18:59:49 EST

Here's what I don't understand: How does she make money now? That is, assuming Benson was smart enough to sign a pre-nup.

The ExBurgher

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bigboneded — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 18:53:52 EST

An open letter to Ms. Anna Benson: Dear Madam, You do not know me, but we can change that. I am looking for a lady, just like you to call my own. Think of all the fun we can have, watching baseball and making fun of your ex-husband, just snugglin' in the couch. We can take long walks and spend all of his money. I love kids! We can take them to the park. Just consider it, and note: I will relocate anywhere. Call me. With Love, Cap'n Save-A-Ho

bigboneded

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MDT — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 18:45:40 EST

I just walked in, picked up this week's issue of Sports Illustrated... where her name is on the COVER, as one of 20 people to watch in baseball... and then I turn on my computer, surf over here, and find this. Cover jinx, anybody?

MDT