Roger Clemens Hates His Crotch - Deadspin Comments

Roger Clemens Hates His Crotch

BowdenBowdenBowden — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 15:51:12 EST

This was obviously a prank designed to cause Jake Peavy immense discomfort.

Roger Clemens Hates His Crotch

BigTDog — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 19:37:29 EST

Roger first discovered this treatment when he was victim to a fraternity prank in college. The Tri-Lams really pulled one over on him. In response to their ingenuity Roger only had one comment "NERDS!!!!"

BigTDog

Roger Clemens Hates His Crotch

MDT — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 16:51:39 EST

Look on the bright side Dane, at least you're not a Duke fan. Or a Bonds fan. Or a Fred Smoot fan. Well, actually, I think we're all Fred Smoot fans. But I digress.

MDT

Roger Clemens Hates His Crotch

Wesdaddy24 — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 16:27:24 EST

Danes, If any of us knew of something nice to say about Roger we probably would.

Wesdaddy24

Roger Clemens Hates His Crotch

Danes Silly Bitch — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 15:34:21 EST

You guys just can't leave Clemens alone... this may be true... but I would love to just once see something nice about my baby on here... I love Rog...

Danes Silly Bitch

Roger Clemens Hates His Crotch

Sir Poopsalot — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 14:57:37 EST

I, for one, feel for Peter King and his "issues" in preparing for his colonoscopy, and fully applaud his willingness to talk about it publically. You can't just sweep pooping under the rug. It's an issue we all face, and the sooner we can talk about it in public, the better we'll be as a society. As Ice T reminds us, "poopin' ain't easy."

Sir Poopsalot

Roger Clemens Hates His Crotch

spinachdip — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 14:48:57 EST

So let's see, we now know that Roger has tried to hurt his children who were grown, unborn, and, we find out now, unfertilized. What does he have against his own offspring?

spinachdip

Roger Clemens Hates His Crotch

Unsilent Majority — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 14:10:06 EST

in highschool we called this "hazing"

Unsilent Majority

Roger Clemens Hates His Crotch

Wesdaddy24 — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 14:06:16 EST

Holy crap man- I accidentally got IcyHot on my package one time in high school when I had a pulled thight muscle. It was the most pain I've experienced up to this point in my life. I found the nearest bathtub, filled it with cold water, and sat there for an hour. IcyHot was definitely not made for genital comfort- mission accomplished Rog...

Wesdaddy24

Roger Clemens Hates His Crotch

Mr. Poon — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 14:00:44 EST

If the ump's watching him real close, he'll rub a little jalapeno up his nose, get it runnin', so if he ever needs to load the ball up... just wipes his nose.

Mr. Poon

Roger Clemens Hates His Crotch

Nick Kramer — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 13:59:25 EST

I now understand why he threw that bat at Mike Piazza. I thought it was the ball indeed.

Nick Kramer

Roger Clemens Hates His Crotch

MDT — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 13:51:05 EST

We once convinced a teammate, back on a bus ride from a 6th grade soccer game, that it was a good idea to Icy Hot your jock. "Feels relaxing", we told him, and he was just gullible enough to spend the last 20 minutes back to school in mortal agony. My guess is that somebody wanged Clemens with the same prank and he's just rolling with it.

MDT