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Big Ben's Prom Date

jocksniffer — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 15:59:35 EST

I had a puprple satin tie with a piano keyboard pattern on it. Seriously. And a Bono- circa "Unforgettable Fire" mullet. No snark from me. You have to admire these ladies. Great work on the sign and true commitment to a bad team. They can probably recite stats, too. Cleveland.

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Your Mom — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 14:35:19 EST

I'd do both of them. All six chins.

Your Mom

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dmac — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 14:14:49 EST

Who goes to a date dance in a sweater vest over a short sleeve shirt and khakis? And who takes a 12-year-old on top of that? (I guess Ben could also be 12 in that photo.)

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Mo-hio — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 13:40:03 EST

What's up with Ben's short sleeve polo and sweater vest combo? I'm not sure if copping Jim Tressel's wardrobe is in any high schooler's best interest, especially for a stud quarterback. He looks like he just got off his shift at Kohl's.

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Q. Compson — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 13:05:20 EST

These posts mainly demonstrate the young, hip Deadspin Demographic. If you were, say, 40 and pinned down with three kids and a mega-mortgage, you'd welcome a beer-drinking blond who would attend a December football game outdoors, spare tire or not. Gach, good call on Kerri Strug.

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yerfatma — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 12:54:15 EST

That picture looks more like a Haloween photo from the year Ben went as a Browns assistant coach. All that's missing is a gut.

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Max Powers — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 12:53:46 EST

Wow. I am shocked at Kristy's transition from tiny, highschool waif to Dogg Pound material. If there was ever a more clear reason for women to stay the hell away from beer than this before and after, I'm not sure what it is.

Max Powers

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Gach — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 12:26:31 EST

Who knows, maybe that's the chick that gave him his nickname. He probably only went to that dance with her because she looked like someone famous... I mean seriously, back then any girl that looked like Kerri Strug was a hot commodity...

Gach

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TommyTrojan — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 12:11:34 EST

Anyone else think Roethlisberger looks like that dude from The Office?

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ThePope — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 12:06:23 EST

Did anyone see the sign at the Redskins game this week that said "Shockey Likes Cocky"? It was in the endzone at ground level. But seriously... Shocky TOTALLY like Cocky.

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Hustler Andrew — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 12:01:01 EST

Judging from your picture, Kristy, I doubt Big Ben will be calling you anytime soon.

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The Chin — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 11:58:32 EST

The pic isn't that bad. What would REALLY make it embarassing would be if Ben slept with either of those two pigs.

The Chin