DUAN!
I was going to do something about the Phillies here but since Sussman will be live-blogging it tonight and it's come to my attention that there are many, many, many Deadspin readers who despise the abundance of Philadelphia coverage that's invaded this site since my unwelcome takeover, I chose this photo instead. It's nothing noteworthy or newsy, but I find it captivating just for the inexplicable image of Pedro Gomez's head floating in the background. Was this some sort of sorority hazing Anytime Pedro Gomez's head pops up, those rushing Alpha Phi must motorboat a sister. It's an intriguing concept.
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baseball
We would say our long national nightmare is almost over, but we have a feeling the nightmare was only in our heads all along.
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mark cuban
We find that when most people talk about "American Idol," they always start with something like: "Well, I don't
watch 'American Idol,' but [insert knowing sarcastic remark about 'American Idol' here]." Considering the show's ratings rival that of God's, we assume most people are liars. We'll confess to watching a couple episodes, enough to know who everyone is but not enough to understand what exactly is going on.
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