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NFL

Tony Gonzalez: Hero To The Meat-Lodged

Kansas City Chiefs tight end Tony Gonzalez is known for many things in his storied career: Pro Bowl tight end, United Way spokesperson, and football salami enthusiast. More »

9:05 AM on Tue Jul 8 2008
By DAULERIO
5,535 views, 60 comments

behold, the power of blogs

Are The Brewers Going To Fire Ned Yost Today? One Fiesty Little Blog Says Yes

A small political site called Badger Blogger reported late Sunday that Ned Yost is likely to be fired by the Brewers this afternoon. Badger Blogger says it's unconfirmed, but they have it from a source "close to the team." A blog called Badger Blogger has sources? Cool. The Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel doesn't think so, however. More »

3:30 PM on Mon May 19 2008
By Rick Chandler
4,838 views, 45 comments

Latest by josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: @bj316: Former Cardinal, so it only follows... /brown-nosing the Deadspin Editorial more »

ned

Up Close And Personal With Ned

We're just about 27 hours away from the monstrous battle between Miami and Florida International, and the return of Ned. More »

12:35 PM on Fri Sep 14 2007
By Leitch
5,691 views, 21 comments

ned

At Last, Ned Has His Opportunity At Revenge

Sure, you can talk all you want about Michigan-Notre Dame — and the apparent curse of Bo Schembechler — but the real story this weekend is what's happening at the Orange Bowl on Saturday. That's right: It's the return of Ned! More »

6:35 PM on Wed Sep 12 2007
By Leitch
10,539 views, 448 comments

Latest by Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: @becky: They were talking about certain cards and I needed anything less nerdy than that. more »

Look who made a breakthrough return from a week's suspension last week: Ned! You can't keep him down, but you knew this. [Miami Herald]

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that duck is drunk on rageahol!

Kill Kill Kill Comes to Deadspin

What happens when a good natured mascot rumble goes a bit too far? You get to see a giant duck beating the hell out of some pathetic cat.
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2:05 PM on Sat Sep 8 2007
By Unsilent Majority
1,731 views, 20 comments

deadspin hall of fame

Hall Of Fame Inductee: Ned


Presenting the lone member of the 2007 class of the Deadspin Hall Of Fame ... More »
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FIU Must Protect This House!

You might remember, during Miami announcer Lamar Thomas' insane rant during the Miami-Florida International fight last year, when he said something to the effect of, "you don't come into our house pulling that," or some similar nonsense. Well guess what, Lamar? Ned and his band of FIU faithful are actually going to close down your house. Literally. More »

3:30 PM on Thu Aug 23 2007
By Leitch
8,303 views, 39 comments

Latest by josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: @Jen P: Nothing wrong with that. I pride myself on the wetness of the pussy after I've been. more »

my name is ned and i approved this message

The Ned Campaign Pulls Out All the Stops


We don't mean to influence the Deadspin Hall of Fame voting — we're impartial, totally — but how could we not point out what is surely the first commenter-produced campaign video in this site's history? The production value is excellent, the writing superb; it's like watching a Ken Burns special on PBS, only without so much Lincoln. Good job, Professor Jerkwheat. A grateful nation salutes you. More »

11:40 AM on Tue Aug 21 2007
By rickchand
5,878 views, 107 comments

Latest by RadioMan: @pr0ff3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: Jerkwheat, you are to be commended for your actions this day. And if you ever want to throw the more »

deadspin hall of fame

Deadspin HOF Nominee: Ned

When Florida International and The U had their infamous brawl last October, the actions of Miami then-broadcaster Lamar Thomas were funny enough. ("I did say you cant come into our house and try to slap us and not get slapped back. which is true so.") But little did we know about the true hero that would emerge. More »

1:01 PM on Mon Aug 20 2007
By Leitch
24,221 views, 147 comments

Latest by josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: NED now stands -- poor word-choice? -- at 77 7/10%, or "777". Just like Stryper. NED is clearly receiving His more »

ned flanders approves

We Still Can't Find The Name Kaka In the Bible

Would it surprise you to learn that right now we are wearing the exact same shirt as our friend, Kaka, above? In addition to the gift of spiritual peace and salvation, we will be quickly returned to Jesus if we are ever lost or stolen. So we have that going for us. More »

11:30 AM on Thu May 24 2007
By rickchand
3,289 views, 98 comments

Latest by krsflan: Kaka = poop poop = #2 Is it just a coincidence his number is 22 more »

college football

Following College Football, One Stadium At A Time

So here's a novel concept: Some 23-year-old kid named Dave has made it his life's goal to visit all 119 Division I-A college football stadiums before he turns 30. (It is important to aim high!) It's called Project 119, and he has of course set up a site to document his travels. More »

4:15 PM on Wed Apr 25 2007
By Leitch
587 views, 49 comments

Latest by KarenUhOh: If he takes a seat at Memorial Stadium in Champaign, Ron Zook gets an attendance bonus check. more »

college football

Reeeeeeeeematchhh!!!!!

It was inevitable, it was preordained, it was destined and placed here only to make us happy and the world a better place: Looks like Miami and Florida International, who have a bit of history, are set to butt heads, crutches and Hell 2 Da Naw once again, next year. It's October 6. It's the Orange Bowl. Let's do this shit. More »

10:00 AM on Wed Dec 13 2006
By Leitch
236 views, 63 comments

Latest by Abe Froman's Sausage: I want to see Ned play for the Ohio Glory. more »

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Deadspin SHOTY Tournament: Harold Reynolds Vs. Ned

sportshuman.jpgOrdinarily, the SHOTY tournament will take place on Tuesdays and Thursdays, but this week, with that whole Thanksgiving business, we're going Monday-Tuesday this week. We hope your system can handle the shock. More »

2:00 PM on Mon Nov 20 2006
By Leitch
413 views, 113 comments

college football

The Legend Of Ned Grows

What makes a hero? Is a man born to be remembered through the ages, or is greatness thrust upon him whether he desires it or not? History may little note nor long remember the fight between Florida International and the University of Miami. But we shall never forget the valiant sacrifices of Ned, who threw himself into the fray despite being hobbled by serious injury. More »

11:45 AM on Thu Nov 9 2006
By rickchand
12,061 views, 93 comments

Latest by J.L. White: "Every Ned Dies. Not every Ned truly lives. And if there was a Jew playing for the Hurricanes, more »