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Gilbert Arenas's $1 Million Pool Is Nicer Than Yours


And by yours I mean the condo complex you sneak into every weekend because the girls are better looking than the apartment where you live. Meanwhile Agent Zero is constructing his own Xanadu replete with mountain and three acquariums. D.C. Sports Bog brings us the further details on the pool. Along with pictures! More »

2:30 PM on Tue Jul 29 2008
By Clay Travis
12,330 views, 48 comments

Latest by Philistine: No Diving! more »

nba playoffs

Flee To The Cleve Tonight, Everybody

The playoffs tip back off tonight, and after a weekend that brought us an amazing Suns-Spurs game and that fun 76ers upset — which we have a feeling will be like a lower-grade version of that Sixers-Lakers Finals: One inspiring win followed by a sweep — we are treated to two doozies tonight. More »

6:00 PM on Mon Apr 21 2008
By Leitch
2,823 views, 25 comments

Latest by teh_joe: Tracy McGrady? I think you mean Tracy Jordan more »

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LeBron Overrated, Rated Over Gilbert Arenas

So the verbal barbs were barbered between Gilbert Arenas and LeBron James to christen the Wizards-Cavaliers series, although the counterbarbs by Cleveland were done not in words, but in second-half points. So Cleveland begins with the series lead after with a 93-86 victory in Game 1 of the NBA playoffs first round. And as is the customary "braggin' rights" ritual, Gilbert Arenas awarded a celebratory big sandwich to the Cavaliers bench. More »

5:00 PM on Sat Apr 19 2008
By sussman
7,893 views, 107 comments

Latest by Brazil Thrill: New post ladies and gents. more »

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Free Darko On Cleveland-Washington

We're looking at every NBA Playoff series through the eyes of both Free Darko and Basket Bawful. Here's Free Darko's look at the Cleveland Cavaliers-Washington Wizards series. Your author is Bethlehem Shoals.

Technically, this is the third year in a row that the Wizards and Cavs have met in the first round. In 2006, LeBron reminded us that he could do no wrong, even as he tackled the playoffs for the first time. But Gilbert Arenas refused to back down, matching James's iron-wrought majesty with fiery whim. Cleveland won in 6, and James marched on, but it was this series that put Arenas on the map.

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12:10 PM on Sat Apr 19 2008
By free darko
1,907 views, 14 comments

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Welcome Back Everybody!

The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, who secretly wishes that the NBA regular season was even longer. When he's not formally requesting that David Stern institute a 300-game season, you can find him engaged in thrilling intellectual debates regarding fart jokes at Basketbawful. Enjoy!

Agent Zero is back! Unfortunately, he must have left his swag at home. Hibachi scored 17 points on 5-for-9 shooting in his return, but the Wizards choked up a nine-point lead in the final 7:23 and lost 110-109 to the Bucks on a buzzer-beating jumper by...Ramon Sessions?! Yes, Ramon Sessions, whoever that it. (Oh...he's a rookie out of Nevada who's played in only nine games this season. Hope that clears things up.) Washington was leading by a point with 1.1 seconds left but failed to get a defensive stop when Royal Ivey inbounded the ball to Andrew Bogut who tossed it to Sessions who iced the game like an Eastern Conference assassin.

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11:10 AM on Thu Apr 3 2008
By Basketbawful
2,813 views, 25 comments

Latest by n/a: The Raps always get fucked over in Atlanta. There was a game a few years ago where baskets weren't counted. more »

gilbert arenas

Gilbert Arenas Wants You To Buy Our Book

Yes, yes, we know: We've hawked the book a bit around here, but we took a day off from it yesterday. (If just because we were in a plane for seven hours.) But don't worry, folks: Gilbert Arenas has our back. More »

11:40 AM on Tue Jan 29 2008
By Leitch
9,196 views, 47 comments

Latest by n/a: @SantaBarbaraWahoo: I have to admit, a friend and I played a football video game the other night whilst drinking a more »

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Happy Birthday, Gilbert

Seeing as how he's injured (and might not be back) you may not know that today is Gilbert Arenas's birthday, and therefor, it is the first anniversary of the coolest birthday party I've ever attended. It's also worth noting that it was the only reason that thesetwo photo-ops were able to take place. Check out Gilbert's latest thoughts over at his usual spot, it's quite a read as usual. [Gil's Blog]
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3:56 PM on Sun Jan 6 2008
By Unsilent Majority
6,705 views, 37 comments

Latest by Donk In A Box: If you ever wondered what a man looks like when he knows he's going to have to pack his junk more »

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SHOTY Elite Eight: Elijah Dukes Vs. Gilbert Arenas


At last, we have completed the endless first round of the 2007 Sportshuman Of The Year tournament. It only took a month. Now we're down the nitty-gritty: The Elite Eight. More »

2:20 PM on Tue Dec 11 2007
By Leitch
13,550 views, 82 comments

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SHOTY First Round: Gilbert Arenas Vs. Steely McBeam


It's SHOTY frenzy this week; two in two days. You now can spend your Thanksgiving playing around with online polls. Fun! More »

3:10 PM on Wed Nov 21 2007
By Leitch
15,204 views, 132 comments

Latest by ithacabaron: Ooof, two folks I hoped to both see later on in the tourney. It's terrible when two seeds you more »

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Agent Zero, Care to Speak Freely?

Gilbert Arenas offers up his refreshing honesty to Sports Illustrated writer Ian Thomsen about life as an NBA-er, being an unabashed weirdo, and the problem-players that inhabit the league. You know, like, Tim Thomas. More »

1:49 PM on Fri Nov 2 2007
By DAULERIO
9,124 views, 36 comments

In a story reminiscent of King Solomon, Gilbert Arenas would rather waste $800,000 on Barry Bonds' 756th home run ball rather than see it branded with an asterisk. Somehow I don't think Marc Ecko is a Bible reader. [Sox & Dawgs]

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Our (Brief) Interview With Gilbert Arenas

Yesterday, on invitation from the fine folks at EA Sports, we talked to Wizards zuperstar Gilbert Arenas at the NBA Store in Manhattan for exactly seven minutes and 16 seconds. Here's a complete, exact transcript of the interview, which was almost entirely about his blog. We didn't take a picture, because we thought asking someone to shoot one would be helplessly dorky. More »

2:20 PM on Fri Sep 28 2007
By Leitch
15,157 views, 55 comments

Latest by Trackback: As mentioned yesterday, Brendan Haywood and Eddie Jordan apparently cleared things up at a meeting a few weeks ago.  Today, more »

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Gilbert Arenas Wants To Help Your Love Life

During a moment of boredom last week, we caught an episode of that "Tell Me That You Love Me" show on HBO On Demand. We think it might be the most annoying television show we've ever seen. Basically, it's just a bunch of rich white people complaining about How We Just Don't Communicate The Way We Used To. You want to take every single one of them and slap them until they stop bitching. The show should run directly after "The Wire," just to prove how goddamned awful suburban white people are. (I have this beautiful house and car and wife and children and job ... WHY CAN'T I BE HAPPY?) Ugh. God, it's the worst. Anyway, the next time someone on that show starts whining to their therapist about how they feel "marginalized" by their spouse, we suggest they just listen to the words of wisdom of Gilbert Arenas. More »

1:05 PM on Mon Sep 10 2007
By Leitch
14,822 views, 54 comments

Latest by Wormfather: Yet somehow I like this show. Weird. more »

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Gilbert Arenas Gets More Entertaining Every Day

Gilbert Arenas created a bit of a stir around the blogosphere when he "borrowed" material from a professional comedian last week. Well now he's firing back at his critics and his material is funnier than that of any comedian I've seen since Demetri Martin's last stand-up special. I'd love to block quote the entire entry but I'll just include a brief highlight in this space. More »

1:15 PM on Sun Aug 5 2007
By Unsilent Majority
10,716 views, 19 comments

Latest by Unregular: Yet to hear his take on bear attacks... Also, this post is clearly of the ass-covering variety. more »

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It's Never The Offseason In The Mind Of Gilbert Arenas


We know you never miss Gilbert Arenas' blog, because you're a good hearted soul, but if you haven't had a chance to check today ... well ... we're just gonna go ahead and just quote Gilbert directly. More »

3:36 PM on Wed Aug 1 2007
By Leitch
22,869 views, 125 comments

Latest by HmptnStvns (Formerly Jocksniffer): And PTI just stole it. more »

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Arenas And Durant, Like Burns And Allen


The new NBA Live '08 commercials, featuring Kevin Durant and Gilbert Arenas, are out, and though they don't come close to capturing Arenas' odd genius — a recent blog entry featured Arenas mocking people who wear bike helmets — but we love that he actually reads the closing credits. More »

11:50 AM on Wed Jun 27 2007
By Leitch
3,657 views, 41 comments

Latest by Ladies love Fennis: "More>>" was one sentence!? Guuuuhhh. more »

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Is Gilbert Really Gonna Leave?

With everyone up in arms about the possibility of Gilbert Arenas leaving the Wizards, we thought we'd look at whether or not he would actually leave. After all, Gilbert is that rare superstar athlete who seems human and likable, and the average fan doesn't like to see a guy like that just — all together not — "Just Going After The Money." Of course, just going after the money makes him the same as about every fan in America, but regardless. More »

12:15 PM on Tue Jun 12 2007
By Leitch
4,631 views, 45 comments

Latest by WithMalice: @quick: Calling Hibachi a 'poing guard' is stretching the definition somewhat... And I think it's all just a bit of one-up-manship more »

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Gilbert Arenas Has A Lot Of Baby Stuff To Buy

The Washington Wizards say that they're not surprised that Agent Zero plans to opt out of the final year of his contract, turning down the team's offer of a three-year extension. Arenas signed a six-year, $65 million deal with the team in 2003, but says that he can make bigger money through free agency next summer. Hey, more power to him, we say. But what always gets us is the reasoning behind such maneuvers. Here's your Gilbert quotage, via the Washington Post: More »

12:53 PM on Mon Jun 11 2007
By rickchand
959 views, 11 comments

Latest by Turd Ferguson: Gil's even caught himself driving past convience stores that aren't on his way home. more »

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