• Whimsy

    Vince Wilfork's Wife Has A Few Things She'd Like To Get Off Her Chest...In The Comments

    As you all know, things can get a little messy in the comments section below. Cruel insults, ad hominem attacks, spineless cheap shots, etc. are pretty commonplace here and plenty of other online establishments. For most of you, this is done anonymously, behind the safety of an avatar, so you can, for the most part, type invective without consequence. Hooray for America. More »

    2:00 PM on Wed Dec 3 2008
    By DAULERIO
    17,383 views, 90 comments

    Most discussed Weed Against Speed: Bianca Wilfork Will Have Her Revenge On Deadspin more »

  • Whimsy

    When I Think Of Alluring Fragrances, I Think Of College Football

    Looking for perfume for your sweetie for Christmas? Then you'll want to spring for the best, and what woman wouldn't want to go out on the town smelling like a Rose Bowl-eligible football team? Introducing Penn State fragrances for men and women. Ahh, smells like victory. Or Joe Patero's loafers. More »

    10:45 AM on Mon Dec 1 2008
    By Rick Chandler
    3,403 views, 53 comments

    Most discussed Hustler of Culture: I'm just assuming the Penn State fragrance smells like JoePa's adult diapers.... more »

  • NFL

    UPDATE: New Orleans Saints Drop a Deuce, But It Isn't McAllister


    Let it be known to New Orleans Saints' owner Tom Benson: your players will not tolerate you intra-business whoring. It seems Mr. Benson has this habit of bringing cars from the many dealerships he owns to the Saints' practice facility, and then trying to sell those cars to his players. It also seems that certain of his players don't like being sold to. So prior to last Monday's home win over the Packers, they did what most people would do in the same situation: they smeared shit on their boss's cars. Human shit! More »

    3:00 PM on Sat Nov 29 2008
    By Gourmet Spud
    6,404 views, 24 comments

    Most discussed UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Gregg Robinson Error is officially over at Syracuse. Bon Voyage Greggers!!!! You gave us a victory at Notre more »

  • Whimsy

    Train Wreck of a Woman Who Had Hawkeye Sex in Bathroom Stall Comes Clean

    We featured this as a quicklink, but given the amount of attention this poor woman is getting due to her unfortunate drunken sexcapades at the Iowa/Minnesota game last week, it's probably worth another look.

    The woman featured in this photo is (allegedly) Lois Feldman, 38, married mother of three, frisky wine drinker, and blackout sex bandit.

    To recap, here's the rundown:

    A Carroll woman who was caught having sex in the men's room at an Iowa Hawkeye football game in Minneapolis last weekend says she’d had so much wine before kickoff that she doesn’t remember walking into the restroom, the man she had sex with in a stall, or when the police opened the door.

    Got it? Well, to add to the embarrassment, it turns out Mrs. Feldman has also been fired from her job at an assisted living center, mercilessly prank called, and shamed in her sleepy town, but throughout all this, has miraculously stayed married. The Des Moines Register got the exclusive interview where Feldman spills her guts. Here are some of her quotes: More »

    10:56 AM on Fri Nov 28 2008
    By DAULERIO
    62,688 views, 70 comments

  • NFL

    Why The Lions Belong On Thanksgiving

    The Detroit Lions are (arguably, I know) the worst organization in sports. Their incompetence, from the owner to the fans, is legendary. Yet, tradition dictates that every year, just as families arrive at the homes of relatives they don't particularly care for in order to celebrate this giving of Thanks, they get to play a nationally-televised marquee game. Some people think that's not fair. Let me tell you why those people are wrong. More »

    5:15 PM on Wed Nov 26 2008
    By Dashiell Bennett
    8,378 views, 20 comments

    Most discussed JayCutlersInsulin: I always thought the Redskins and Patriots should play each other on Thanksgiving every year. And the Patriots should slaughter more »

  • Whimsy

    The Legend Of Scotty Brooks

    As you may be aware—if anyone can ever truly be "aware" of Oklahoma City basketball—the Thunder fired head coach P.J. Carlesimo on Friday, because frankly ... the beard has seen better days. More importantly, he has been replaced on an interim basis with a name I thought I might never hear again—Scott Brooks. Maybe I'm revealing my age a bit, but I was appalled to read that news and then see it followed by this statement from a young blogger: More »

    2:00 PM on Mon Nov 24 2008
    By Dashiell Bennett
    7,777 views, 35 comments

    Most discussed bigredgambler: Man don't remind me of the thriving Patroon's from back in the day. Vince Askew, Scotty Brooks, Nate McMillan and more »

  • Whimsy

    What Is There To Do In State College, Pennsylvania?

    Tomorrow morning, I will wake up at an unholy hour to drive to Penn State University for the foot-ball contest between the nation's two premiere land grant colleges. (Look it up.) It will be my first trip ever to Happy Valley and Beaver Stadium and part of my journey will be to figure out why there are so many names for one little place. (Fun fact: Beaver Stadium is not named after the animal!) More »

    5:41 PM on Fri Nov 21 2008
    By Dashiell Bennett
    6,131 views, 59 comments

    Most discussed formerly Chief Wahoo: A visit to the Penn State Creamery is mandatory. The Ag college has a dairy that makes it's own super more »

  • Whimsy

    Is This The Most Suggestive Sports Headline Ever Written?

    When I worked at the Peninsula Times-Tribune in Palo Alto, Calif., (former home of Ray Ratto!) a young copy editor came up with a rather inadvertently amusing headline for a story in the features section: You May Be To Blame If Your Dog Won't Come. That still ranks in my top 10 of funny suggestive headlines, but what of the sports division? We may have a new leader. More »

    11:00 AM on Thu Nov 20 2008
    By Rick Chandler
    9,741 views, 52 comments

    Most discussed Candace Parker Secret Lover: Apologies for this one, but I remember seeing it and almost throwing up: more »

  • Whimsy

    George W. Bush: Fan Of The Sun Devils ... Or The Shocker?

    If you've been on the Internet lately, you've probably seen this picture of the President of the United States making a hand gesture that you probably wouldn't make in front of your own mother. He only did it while posing with the men's and women's track teams from Arizona State University and then posted it on an obscure blog known as the official White House website. It turns out this affront to human decency also doubles as the "ASU Pitchfork" (cause they're like ... Devils), which makes it merely a symbol of the occult and not at all perverted. But when you dig deeper into this web of mystery and deceit, you find there may be something else going on here. More »

    10:45 AM on Fri Nov 14 2008
    By Dashiell Bennett
    14,011 views, 45 comments

    Most discussed twoeightnine: Well there goes that myth about all ASU coeds being hot. more »

  • Whimsy

    Five Holes-In-One In One Week: Shenanigans?

    My grandpa averaged about two rounds of golf a week for close to thirty years and one time, when he was in his late sixties, he finally nailed a hole-in-one. It was a pretty big deal, as most things are when you wait most of your adult life for them to happen. He got a trophy and everything. So it's a good thing he's not alive to read the story of Curt Hocker, a 22-year-old from El Paso, TexasIllinois, who claims to have 10 career aces (plus two par 5 double eagles), including five aces scored on par 4s with a driver. Oh, and five of his holes-in-one came in the seven days between October 29 and November 4, including two in one round. To which we can only say, um ... bullshit? More »

    2:15 PM on Mon Nov 10 2008
    By Dashiell Bennett
    9,088 views, 75 comments

    Most discussed crazyjoedavola: Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it. -Art Vandelay more »