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Mike Piazza

The End Of The I'm Not Gay-Era Is Official

Mike Piazzam arguably the best hitting catcher of all time, has finally concluded that his services as a very expensive designated hitter have passed him by. He's officially retired from baseball and released this statement via his agent:
"After discussing my options with my wife, family and agent, I felt it is time to start a new chapter in my life.It has been an amazing journey." More »

x marks the spot

Shocking New Developments In The Yankee Stadium Jinx Story

Viewers of MSNBC's Countdown are aware of host Keith Olbermann's scoop last night that a second Red Sox item is apparently buried somewhere beneath the concrete at the new Yankee Stadium. The same construction worker who buried a David Ortiz jersey in cement at the new stadium (which was dug up on April 13) has told friends he also buried a scorecard there from the 2004 American League Championship Series. More »

Indianapolis is hosting a Super Bowl? Indianapolis? [NFL.com]

Internships

Pro Athletes' Coffee-Fetching Aspirations

There's apparently a new trend surfacing in the privileged life of professional athletes: the crappy off-season, low-paying internship. Sure, plenty of athletes over the years have prepared themselves for a life after sports by exploring other opportunities. Many have not. More »

Brett Favre

Yeah, Peyton Doesn't Believe Favre Either

Count Peyton Manning among those who don't buy this whole Brett Favre Is Retiring balderdash. Manning is onto Mr. Favre and his oh, I'm done with the game claptrap. More »

Competitive peeing

Use Your Urine To Kill Space Aliens

If you're like us, the art of urinating in a public restroom has become a rote, empty, stale ritual. We mean, come on: You just stand there. Where's the sport in that? Alas, we must now thank the fine people of Belgium for turning the act of urination into the competitive event we've all been begging for. More »

Those baseball players who will never, ever go away. [The Legend Of Cecilio Guante]

Dark Side Of The Locker Room

There Goes My Hero: Golden Richards Won't Wake Up

Being a sports reporter is, at times, an absolutely horrible job. Sure you get to watch games, travel and interact with athletes, but there is a horrendous downside. (Which is pretty much everything else.) And this is never more disturbingly clear than when a reporter has their first (or 50th) awful experience with a half-naked, exhausted athlete. Sometimes they'll be openly dismissive, sometimes they'll yell, and sometimes, well, they'll fart in your face. Most of these stories never end up in the newspaper the next day. So now, Deadspin proudly presents "The Dark Side of the Locker Room" where current and former sports writers can share some of their most distressing interactions. If you've got your own story to share, please send it along to ajd@deadspin.com.

Today's story comes from Joel Reese, a Chicago-based freelance writer who's impressive body of work can be found at Joelcreese.com. Joel shares his harrowing tale of watching former Cowboys' fan favorite Golden Richards fall apart.

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Blogdome

Champions League Final Just 24 Hours Away

• Previewing tomorrow's Champions League final. [That's On Point]
• Ira Newble, hanging out with Mia Farrow in Darfur. [Signal To Noise]
• Fun with soccer pee. [Unprofessional Foul]
• Hating teams that are not the Buffalo Bills. [Te Dukes Of Awesome]
• Honestly, who cares about Carlos Delgado's stupid non-home run? [Rumors And Rants]
• The end days of 'Melo in Denver. [With Malice]
• Great, Jim Edmonds is being praised again. [The Big Picture]
• Lousy sex nicknames from baseball's past. [It Is High ... It Is Far ...]
• There's an Akron basketball player. Duck! [Rush The Court]


Fire Millen

The Lions Continue To Be A Feel-Good Story In Detroit

Let's see ... how could Matt Millen and the Detroit Lions possibly alienate fans any more than they already have. Hmm. Well, jeez, you know, we just can't think of anything; we can't imagine a conceivable way they could devastate that fan base more completely. Wait, here's one: They could tell their fanbase to fuck off. Literally. More »

Media Approval Ratings

Media Approval Ratings: Tim McCarver

We're not sure we're going to still be doing these Media Approval Things in October, which is why we have to do Tim McCarver now. Because fans' opinions of McCarver are never more polarized than in October. More »

Free Darko Presents

Free Darko On Boston-Detroit

We're looking at every NBA Playoff series through the eyes of both Free Darko. Here's Free Darko's look at the Boston Celtics-Detroit Pistons series. Your author is Bethlehem Shoals.

Ring the alarm and call in the ponies: Starting now, these Celtics are no longer playoff disappointments. They've spent long enough confounding and outraging us -- from this moment on, they're underdogs.

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The 2003 Mr. Irrelevant is quite a character on that "Bachelor" show. [The Sports Point]

blame canada

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "As a Lethbridge, Alberta, resident, I am rooting for Peace River's Chris Osgood to win another Cup." -- demoncracy

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So sad, so true. [catbird] (via the esteemed Mr. Balk.)

Wanna bet?

Charles Barkley Says He Will Stop Gambling, Starting ... NOW

Charles Barkley sat down with Ernie Johnson on the TNT set on Monday night before Game 7 of the Spurs-Hornets series, and declared before one and all that he is done with gambling. But for those wondering if the pledge will take, just watch the interview: It seemingly takes Charles only about a minute to begin wavering, going from "I'm not going to gamble anymore," to "I'm going to stop gambling for right now," to "Who knows how long it's going to last? Hopefully for the next year or two." More »

Spurs Lakers

Spurs And Lakers Ready For Playoff Battle ... Again


We had kind of forgotten how inspired some of those old Lakers-Spurs series back in the day until this Pounding The Rock fanpost reminded us. They really had some brutal postseason bashes. More »

NHL Closer

Ooof, Stars, That'll Leave a Mark

The NHL Closer is written by five checking-line centers from Melt Your Face Off. When we're not receiving praise for our work ethic, we're taking shots to kill the pain from blocking shots. Raskolnikov momentarily stopped playing along the boards to write this recap.

Grinders do so much good for our everyday life. They fill our stomachs, pulverize coffee beans, collect hashish powder and score goals in the most painful way possible outside of listening to Sean Avery whine about his mascara. Kris Draper scored his third goal of the playoffs 3:45 into the first period by using an archaic weapon: his chin. The mandible tally launched a three goal Detroit outburst in the period, leading to a 4-1 Red Wings victory and a Stanley Cup Finals appearance.

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