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• Phillies 8, Dodgers 5
Taking the advice of his marriage counseler, Brett Myers decided to get rid of his aggression on the field by making the Doyers his bitch. Myers pitched well enough to win, but did the real damage with his bat, to the tune of a 3-for-3 night with 3 RBIs. The wife can rest easy for the next few days until he runs out of stress balls. Shane Victorino added to the madness by plating 4 runs and making a stupendous catch in center field to end a threat in the 7th.
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mahalo
Pity poor Shane Victorino. The Phillies outfielder/journeyman is being honored with his own figurine at a Phillies game on June 3, which has to be a thrill for any major league baseball player. (It was certainly a thrill
for Mr. Celery!) Why Shane Victorino? Well, he's Hawaiian, and that makes him unique. We guess.
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