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Mindy McCready Did Not Have Sex With Roger Clemens When She Was 15. Gawd

The latest chapter in the saga of Roger "I'm certainly not an unfaithful, fib-telling douche" Clemens and Mindy "In no way am I any kind of a golddigging publicity whore" McCready unfolded on Monday on the TV show Inside Edition. For one thing, our aspiring country & western diva says that there was no humpty-hump occurring between the two when she was 15. So put that right out of your head. More »

12:30 PM on Tue Nov 18 2008
By Rick Chandler
9,460 views, 54 comments

Most discussed Weed Against Speed: Speaking of which, I find it very surprising that Roger's relationship with Mike McCready hasn't been exposed yet. more »

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A Former Yankee Hero Suffers Existential Crisis at His Waterlogged House in Texas During Emotional Stadium Ceremony

Roger Clemens lets out a heavy sigh and struggles to keep the tears from glistening on his face . He sits in his spacious home in a hurricane-ravaged area of Texas, watching the final game at Yankee Stadium, hoping his years of pin-striped service are recognized. But what of the other sinners? Knoblauch? Pettitte? Giambi? All mentioned. All cheered. Not Roger, though. He's a true pariah, he thought. The wife and mother-in-law squeeze the sad man's large hand, as he anxiously watches, waiting for something — anything — from the Yankee organization that has seemingly forgotten him. They're saving me until last, he thinks. Maybe they'll surprise me with a phone call and let me say goodbye to the Bronx one last time? He pictured it: his voice over the loudspeaker shaking the old concrete stadium, the noisy, appreciative crowd drowning out most of his speech. "We still love you Rah-ger!", a little girl shouts from the upper deck. He waits. No phone call. Where is Suzyn Waldman now? Suzyn? Are you there? More »

10:45 AM on Tue Sep 23 2008
By DAULERIO
8,296 views, 47 comments

Most discussed Hit Bull Win Steak: also strangely not seen in the video: Ken Phelps. Kevin Maas, Alvaro Espinoza, Andy Hawkins, Steve Balboni, and Mel Hall. more »

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Koby Clemens Proves His Worthiness As Rightful Heir To Dushbag Throne

Koby Clemens, the squatty-looking 21-year-old catcher and son of Roger Clemens found himself in a little bit of legal trouble over the weekend when he and two of his minor league teammates were arrested after a disturbance outside of Mac and Bob's ("Best Salem area Restaurant 2004" ) early Sunday morning. Clemens, plus Mark Ori and Jimmy Goethals of the single-A Salem Avalanche (part of the Astros' minor league system) were briefly placed in a Roanoke County jail and charged with disorderly conduct (Goethals was also slapped with assault and battery) after police were called to the parking lot of the family restaurant. The details about "the disturbance" are vague and the Astros are holding off on disciplinary action against the players until after their court date, which is scheduled for today. More »

9:15 AM on Tue Sep 2 2008
By DAULERIO
4,281 views, 38 comments

Most discussed UpstateUnderdog: worst.nickname.ever! What does Salem, VA know about avalanches? more »

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The Dushbag Chronicles: The Legitimacy Of Debbie Clemens' Body Still Being Scrutinized

Roger Clemens' Brian McNamee-is-lyin' defense took another hit yesterday, when noted roid-pusher and former Mets' clubhouse attendant Kirk Radomski told the Feds he had sent HGH samples to the Clemens' home in Texas and he's got the receipts to prove it. Does this help prove that Roger Clemens is a fraudulent chemically-enhanced monster? No. Actually, the date of the shipments (2002 and 2003) coincides with the time Debbie Clemens was creating her ripply SI swimsuit body. (Impostor!) More »

3:30 PM on Wed Jul 16 2008
By DAULERIO
10,524 views, 43 comments

Latest by Royalssuck: I kept injecting the wife with HGH to get those Debbie Clemens Cadillac bumper bullet plastic boobs, and all I more »

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Roger Clemens And Brian McNamee's E-mail Bromance Is Something Special

The Smoking Gun has published the October 2006 email conversations between Roger Clemens and his trainer, Brian McNamee, on the heels of the erroneous Jason Grimsley affidavit report by the LA Times. The exchanges both show that the love between these two partners in ass-injecting infamy is boundless — and that Roger Clemens is a brilliant wordsmith. More »

3:20 PM on Thu Jul 3 2008
By DAULERIO
12,330 views, 86 comments

Latest by humanrefutation: A law suite is probably pretty boring. Like a bunch of stuffy chairs, old desks, and no beds. more »

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Roger Clemens Sells Car To Bret Michaels In Order To Save Himself

All of this legal kerfluffling is becoming a real financial drain for Roger Clemens, and now he has to start liquidating some of his assets to hopefully pay his way out of jail and back into the good graces of baseball fans and historians. More »

7:05 PM on Wed Jun 18 2008
By DAULERIO
18,769 views, 391 comments

Latest by 1976 Oakland Raiders: Rog may be a douche, but GODDAMN! Debbuie looks pretty good in that bikini! YES more »

The Destruction of Roger Clemens

Roger Clemens: King Of The Blue Diamond

More and more embarrassing details about the career of pitcher Roger Clemens, as the New York Daily News today reports that the alleged 'roid user and serial philanderer also used something else to help keep him on the top of his game — Viagra. More »

10:40 AM on Tue Jun 10 2008
By DAULERIO
15,966 views, 89 comments

Latest by BeachLover: Every bit of cumuppance (not that kind for you any longer Roger!) that comes back to bite Clemens not-so-sorry, soon more »

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The Wacky, Life-Changing Saga Of Roger Clemens Continues To Unravel

Everybody's favorite crackpot country crooner, Mindy McCready is being questioned by the FBI about her relationship with Roger Clemens. The Feds are hoping she'll disclose some sort of lucid information that will prove Clemens perjured himself about his steroid usage and they can put him in jail. More »

7:00 PM on Thu May 29 2008
By DAULERIO
7,729 views, 22 comments

Latest by TexasGopher: Dear Debbie Clemens: It's been a month and a half. Please give me my shirt back. Sincerely,Bozo the Clown more »

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Roger Clemens Probably Won't Be Downloading This Song

Anti-depressant poster girl and Roger Clemens Lolita Mindy McCready is showing she's still willing to steamroll ahead with her country singin' comeback regardless of the big white Rocket-shaped elephant that sits in her living room. McCready posted this YouTube message in an effort to let her remaining fans know that she's still the same ol' gal who's just a victim of circumstance. This video, more than anything else, proves that this is a country in which anyone can still have the opportunity for success even if they're equipped with a startling lack of self-awareness.Mindy McCready Thanks Fans, Releases A New Song [People.com]Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet [Deadspin]

6:30 PM on Tue May 20 2008
By DAULERIO
1,237 views, 30 comments

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Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet

Mindy McCready, the "troubled" country singer who admitted she had some sort of relationship with Roger Clemens that would probably not be copasetic with Debbie Clemens, is also trying to revinvigorate her stalled country singing career with a new album, reality show, etc. Granted, plenty of other women have been unearthed by the New York Daily News, who've said they've also been part of Roger's bodacious bullpen, but McCready's seemed more career-minded than the others. (Unless, of course, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake is staging a comeback that I don't know about.) More »

3:30 PM on Wed May 7 2008
By DAULERIO
12,342 views, 73 comments

Latest by DirtyKurt: I was hoping it was a cover of Wesley Willis' I'm Sorry T I Got Fat. "This is a song more »

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