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As we continue to attempt to come to terms with the loss of Gilbert Arenas from the upcoming playoff months, we turn, as always, to Wizznutzz to help us through the night.
Fresh hot and ready, it's Obama-Arenas 2008 campaign shirts: A campaign team that could change the way you think about politics.
Show your support for the only campaign that promises to:
-Legislate the No Snub Left Behind Act.
-Promote universal health care.
-Pardon Chico DeBarge
-Pursue alternative energies incentives: offer bacon grease subsidies.
-Offer comprehensive immigration reform: illegal immigrants can fast-track their citizenship by defeating Homeland Security Czar DeShawn Stevenson in a 3-point shooting competition, an initiative that will be dubbed: "I Want To Feel The Face of Freedom."
-Redecorate the Oval Office as an exact replica of the Lt. Castillo office set from Miami Vice.
-Annex Wheaton Plaza. Crush the resistance movement by cutting off edible underpants supply to Spencer Gifts.
Can the McCain/McIlvaine ticket promise you all that?!
No. It absolutely cannot. So get the shirts and join the party.
OBAMA/ARENAS '08 Official Black Presidential Campaign T-Shirts [Mothering Hut]
Comments
Where is my Hilary/Vivian Stringer shirt?
I'm still backing the Alex P. Keaton candidacy put forth by Snorg Tees.
He is too busy watching all the Batman movies, all 3 Xmen movies and training for his Halo team
F'ing brilliant. Best regards to the Hams!
I bet Obama can't hit a three to save his life.
or, support a legitimate ticket: http://www.cafepress.com/gore_obama
Sheer madness, and therefore, awesome. It might be tough getting electoral support from the District, though, being that they can't vote and all. Taxation without Representation, baby!
@Nationalcoholic:
Mark Mallory is going to be the Chief of Staff.
Ordered my shirt this morning. Nothing but brilliance from Darvin, Dana, and co.
I'm burning a Shawn Bradley/Romney garment as we speak.
@SlickBomb: we can vote we just don't have representation on the Hill.
I'm holding out for the Xavier McDaniel/Wes Clark ticket.
First order of business for Obama/Arenas:
Pardon Lonny Baxter for that whole "shooting at the White House" thing.
Obama/Guillen would be awesome.
Still waiting for my Kucinich/Ilgauskas shirt.
@Unsilent Majority: If you call that voting.
Not a bad platform, but I don't get the Chico pardon. That one collabo on Na Na was good, but other than that ...
OBAMA/ARENAS '08 supports the adoption of a new national flag, featuring a portrait of themselves alongside a topless local prostitute.
I'd like to see a Perrot/Cuban ticket.
Now, as you know, there's a lot of talk about a black Vice-President, and I want to tell the world that it's not gonna happen. As long as you live, you will never see a black Vice-President. You know why? 'Cause some black guy will just kill the President, that's why. I would do it!
My support is fully behind the Guliani/Jawroski ticket. Rudy will have a clear advantage when the debates come along, with information gathered from all of his opponent's public appearances being reseached by Jaws in his video room. He'll be expecting Obama's blitz for sure!
Gilbet Arenas is Gummie bearish on the stock market.
[Ducks]
Barney Frank / John Amaeche shirts now offered in pink at ####.com
@supermike3: I can't believe you said "Gore" and "legitimate ticket" in the same sentence.
A hibachi in every yard.
At this point, it's obvious that Arenas is for universal health care.
@Swellesley: go here... http://www.wizznutzz.com/2007/01/loyal-readers-will-know-w...
@Ron: yeah, he shoulda put up a bigger fight when he won in 2000.
but, he is now a famous and respected oscar winner, he was right all along - from the beginning - about the Retarded Iraq War, he is the champion of what is becoming a leading domestic issue and, unlike Obama, he gots mad experience in public office.
What is the code to play as Obama in NBA Jam?
Only if Paul Shirley can be hired as a speechwriter. Obama saying the word "douche" would just sound so much more regal.
@supermike3: How does winning an Oscar make you more respected than being Vice President?
@Ron: We've got to stop ManBearPig somehow.
@ArkansasFred: Learn your US history. It is more likely that some black guy would kill the black vice president.
Just ask Ice Cube
@2ndBase:
for serial
@Ron: How does winning an Oscar make you more respected than being Vice President?
Talk about something that needs to be put on a t-shirt...
Vote Quimby
@2ndBase: I'm super, super cereal.
@MitchKayak: Damn you, Kayak
@Ron: i think you may have read that wrong.
what i mean is, he's riding a wave of popularity that really no politician has right now (except maybe Obama - certainly not McCain or Rudy or Hillary, who seem to be going in the other direction) due to becoming an oscar winner.
he is a respected oscar winner. just like John Cougar Mellancamp.
i'm hoping that Kennedy/Pacman ticket comes together. "Teddy and the Pacman - Making It Rain in America"
@supermike3: I'd rather elect Oscar winner Forrest Whitaker (as Idi Amin!)
@LenDalesFupa: he knows all there is to know about the crying game...
@supermike3:
Well, if "respected Oscar winners" can run, how about a Cuba Gooding, Jr./Halle Berry platform? Instead of "Hail to the Chief", the Three Six Mafia can play that piece of crap song about how hard it is for pimps.
I'd like to take this opportunity to say that Bill Simmons, in his latest column about the NBA MVP, has officially become unreadable.
@supermike3: I just don't see how winning a documentary Oscar translates into a wave of popularity with Joe Average Voter. They look at him and all they see is the boring guy who mouth-humped his wife on TV and lost to Bush.
Ehh. i'm waiting for my Ralph Nader/Adonal Foyle sweatshirt.
What is this serious political discussion nonsense?
Buttsex!
Whew. That was close.
@Spectator: I couldn't even finish it.
@Ron: Spiro Agnew vs. Marisa Tomei.
@BoSox Siobhan: With 12-year-olds? (presenting the meme that would not die)
By the way, that's El DeBarge Pequeño to you.
@Ron: and who do you see as a legitimate candidate - from either political party?
What is up with the random Wheaton Plaza hate? They just lost a vote.
@Ron:
That meme's go