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I'd have warned you about the profanity in there, but this video is too awesome for me to have dissuaded you in any way from watching it. I think my favorite part is when the child, around the 1:40 mark, is desperate for some fatherly affection; some sort of sign that indicates that there's a small part of daddy that still loves his son, and isn't solely filled with murderous bile for Jimmy Johnson.
It's not coming. It all just remains fuckin' bullshit.
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Junior might be mad about that, but I'm guessing he'll even be even angrier that this guy cut the sleeves off of his Intimidator t-shirt. Now THAT is fuckin' bullshit.
Gunner, put your fuckin' bullshit leg brace on.
Dad?
My wife promised she destroyed that tape!
(and it was fucking bullshit)
"He cheated! He cheated!" Can someone call Zach Randolph and Qyntel Woods and have them handle this snitch?
I have so many questions.
Why is this being filmed?
Why are they watching in the kitchen?
Why are there so many candles lit?
Why was that man given working sperm?
Ha ha, the WWF(or is it WWE?) of racing.
wow.
i was totally expecting some kind of Alabama-Georgia accent...then BOOM here comes New England...
Alright. So many things about this video.
1) Who watches anything that important to them on a TV on top of a fridge?
2) Exactly where is his guy from with that accent? NASCAR hotbed Wisconsin?
3) Why is the wife(?) wearing her sunglasses inside? Is she Jack Nicholson offspring?
4) Is it bullshit or fucking bullshit? The world needs to know.
5) Doesn't that replay of the wreck look like the space shuttle breaking up with smoke trails?
6) That wreck was Junior's fault.
Skeets, I too thought I heard that kid's name is Gunnar, which is kind of awesome. And he wears a leg brace? He's the Tiny Tim of the Nascar's A Christmas Carol.
sadly, that is a massachusetts accent. Not all nascar rednecks live in the South
God Bless us, every fucking one!
That guy's ensemble is unbelievable. Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
Bah fucking bullshit humbug
That's bullshit that you got to that line before me.
I like "Bah fucking humbug." It just scans better.
The heartwarming part is when the wee child says, "Ju... Junior gets to go up front!" Ah, so innocent... So FUCKING innocent...
PaulU, I think Junior understands you have to unleash the pythons on the weekend.
Don't forget the "son of a fucking bitch" and the "unfuckingbelievable" in there.
Rednecks are populating the country. They're not just our problem anymore.
Just to be clear, it's fucking bullshit right?
What kind of career options are available to you when your parents name you Gunner?
Denny Green wishes he could rant like that.
Aside from the refrigerator-top tv, that house looks pretty nice, and does not at all fit in with the rest of the scene.
And anyone who names their kid Gunner has to know he's getting his ass beat; then, on top of that, he has a leg brace? Wow.
Gunner's mom has got it goin' on.
I had the same reaction, honestly. Evan Lysacek was fucking robbed by the figure skating judges at the Cup of China. Unfuckingbelievable.
Dunn: The football coach I worked for in undergrad was named Matthew Nelson....so everybody called him Gunnar. Which I found hilarious, once I got it.
If only his wife's black eye were visible from behind those sunglasses he could have scored the redneck trifecta.
Sorry, balt, that's obviously not a mobile home, which disqualifies him for the prize.
I feel so chastened from assuming that was going to be a red state milieu.
Poor fucking kid.
Jimmy Johnson should be FUCKING SHOT...shot
I want to know where Gunner's brother, Matthew, is in the middle of all of this fucking bullshit?!?!?!?!
When I first saw this, I was excited just for the fact that the dude was from New England, when everone just assumed that he would be from the South - finally something to combat the assumption around these parts that all southerns = rednecks and all rednecks = live south of the Mason-Dixon line.
My excitement was tempered somewhat when I realized what race they were watching, and thought back to myself having pretty much the same reaction that day. Glad there were no cameras in my place that day...
Gunner is one of the first names of the twin brothers in the sensational pop duo Nelson.
This guy has to be from Iowa-only state more inbred than Alabama.
America, Fucking Bullshit Yeah!
Heh-right now this guy's pissed at the wall for getting in Junior's way.
What, no one else is watching the race? Well, neither am I then. It's my wife...nevermind.
Should I be ashamed or proud that we have the same kitchen cabinets and TV as these people? It's a good thing I rarely leave my parents' basement.
From the East Coast
To the West Coast
Down the Dixie Highway
Back Home
This is our country!
Critic, I know an Iowa accent when I hear one and that ain't Iowa...the redneck quotient of Rhode Island, though...
First of all, Critic: fuck you : )
Secondly, do people even read the thread, or do they just go about posting whatever has popped in to their heads?
Hector: Yeah-maybe you're right. I think it's safe to assume some level of inbreeding thus Iowa came to mind.
That's the first time I've ever seen a flat screen on top of a TV.
And thank heavens this wasn't in Ohio.
Somebody'd be gettin a-learnin' if Dale was alive.
Jimmy Johnson is who he thought he was! You want to crown him? Crown him! But Junior let him off the hook, and it was fucking bullshit!
More proof that Massachusetts is the most underrated white trash state in the nation
k - for the record, it is Jimmie Johnson. But he feels bad for the boys back at the shop that put in the hours working on the Lowe's Chevy Monte Carlo, because man, they just had such a good car that day and the boys on pit road, because they gave him such good stops every time they came to pit lane.
That being said, no matter how many times Gunnar's Daddy says it, no one will shoot ol' Jimmie. Because he is about 14 laps from being the Champion (blech), and we don't shoot champions.
Right, Barbaro?
How this post isn't titled, "Gunnar, you need to put your leg brace on," I will never know.
How this post isn't titled, "Gunnar! Put on your leg brace," I will never know.
Andie: hmmm...I'll expect an apology for the smiley face. The language is fine but the smiley has to go. And I'm sorry I insulted NASCAR - I didn't realize you were a fan.
I will not apologize for the smiley face because in recent days, I have had to apologize for not including the Smiley Face of Congeniality so that people knew I was teasing them.
Also, I hate Nascar. But leave Iowa out of this, we are not inbred nor much of a Nascar state.
Andie: Good point about the thread-I should have talked about Gross Pointe Blank or what was on NBC last night. You know, just to keep things on topic. :-)
J/J
Andie: ouch-I didn't realize you were from Iowa. Hmmm...I'll change it to Montana.
If you're gonna talk inbreeding, you gotta head south of the M-D line, you know that.....
Also, I don't mind if we are "on topic." What bugs me more is the same joke getting made.
You think you've got it bad? It's fuckin' unbelievable, but I'm currently living among this kind of moron (trapped in the NASCAR belt).
Andie: I've been to the midwest and there are virulent strains of inbreeding. However, I do note your point. And I was joking about the topic. I love changing the flow as much as anyone. However, with respect to NASCAR, inbreeding is a joke that must be made over and over. And Deadspinners are adept at making the same joke over and over. It keeps us sane.
Cheers!!!
Jimmie Johnson just won the NASCAR championship.
Fucking Bullshit.
Way to go jimmy Johnson-and I thought he was a football coach.