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We've got a lot of smart readers here. I really think someone should figure out a way to rig this contest, in which you could get a NASCAR race named after you. I've never watched more than 5 minutes of any sort of a car race in my life, but maybe I could be persuaded to watch one if it was called oh, I dunno... The Will Leitch 400? Let's make it happen.
You can enter here. Other suggestions I think you should keep in mind when you figure out how to hack this thing:
• The "Luke Schenscher" 400. Just because.
• The "On This Race, John Daly Will Probably Lose About" 400
• The "Peyton Chesney" 400
• The "Aramis Ramirez is 0 for" 400. He's crippling my fantasy team.
Suddenly, I'm a Huge Nascar Fan [NOOBSports.com]
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I'll beat Will to the punch: The "Albert Pujols Is Gonna Hit" 400.
The Ron Mexico 400 Milligrams Twice Daily
The "You're with me, leather" 400.
You know, that could be our ticket to getting the joke into the mainstream.
The "Anticipated Lifetime Brett Favre Interceptions:" 400
The Julio Franco Looks Like He's Actually 400
The Dr. and Mrs. Irving Mandelbaum invite you to the Bar Mitzvah of their son Brian 400.
The Thank God Bob Huggins or Eddie Sutton Aren't Driving in This Thing Because Their Blood Alcohol Level is About Point 400.
A bit lengthy, brandon, but I like it.
The Possibilities Are Endless... Well, Maybe Not Endless... Let's Just Say There Are Somewhere Around 400.
The Odds The Royals Will Have A Winning Season Is 1 In 400
The Will Lietch Deadspin 400. Or just the 'Deadspin 400' hell it even sounds auto racing-esque.
The Big Boi and Andre 400.
Without Roids, Barry Would Fall Short of Babe Ruth By About 400
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