• Ricky Williams

    Ricky Williams Still Tempted by the Lure of the Sweet Leaf

    I give credit to Miami Herald reporter Armando Salgeuro for asking running back Ricky Williams prior to the Dolphins' bye week if he had the urge to smoke marijuana, but it's equally baffling that Williams, already a multiple drug offender in the league, would actually say "Yes" to the question. More »

    12:00 PM on Tue Sep 30 2008
    By DAULERIO
    7,729 views, 42 comments

    Most discussed Bobby_Big_Wheel: Thank you, AJ. I always thought that this site needed more Master of Reality references. more »

  • NFL

    Has Success Spoiled The Patriots Fan?

    Boos in Foxboro? Having grown up in California, I'm kind of used to seeing streams of disgruntled fans heading for the exits way before the game has ended (and that includes high school crowds, when I was playing). I just never thought I'd see it in Patriots Land. Has seven years of football success spoiled the Pats fan? Their behavior following their worst home loss in 10 years, a 38-13 drubbing to the Dolphins, may indicate that the answer is yes. Anyway, cornerback Ellis Hobbs thinks that may be the case. More »

    11:15 AM on Tue Sep 23 2008
    By Rick Chandler
    9,445 views, 82 comments

    Most discussed Hustler of Culture: In all seriuosness, no one has ever said that Pats fans were the best fans in sports. Boston is and more »

  • NFL Season Previews

    NFL Season Preview: Miami Dolphins

    We're less than two weeks away from the start of the NFL season, so it's time to start the impassioned season previews from various writers, bloggers, diehard fans, cooks, TV personalities, and numerous other walks of life whom consider football the only sport worth watching.

    Today: The Miami Dolphins.

    Chris Joseph writes about South Florida sports for the Miami New Times and is editor of FinsNation, a Miami Dolphins blog. More »

    4:00 PM on Wed Aug 27 2008
    By DAULERIO
    4,035 views, 46 comments

    Most discussed 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich: Uhhhh...GO DOLPHINS!! /one of the few remaining Dolphin fans more »

  • NFL

    NFL News and Notes

    God, it feels good to see football on television. I know it sucks watching third and fourth string scrubs scrambling around and dropping passes, but it's better than nothing. And it's only pre-season, so the fumbles, interceptions, and drops don't count. At least that's what I tell myself after my team loses to Detroit. With Chad Pennington finding a new home and a Raider backflipping in the endzone, what you need need to know is after the jump. More »

    11:45 AM on Sat Aug 9 2008
    By Sarah Schorno
    4,131 views, 15 comments

    Latest by dickryder: @bloodredrosev: What's that, football is back? No it isn't and won't be until september. more »

  • endings

    Has Jason Taylor Cha-Cha'd His Way Out Of Miami?

    According to the latest reports, it appears the Miami Dolphins no longer want any part of defensive end Jason Taylor's suggestive dance moves or his football abilities ever again. More »

    5:35 PM on Wed May 21 2008
    By DAULERIO
    5,849 views, 36 comments

  • Nefarious Activities

    When Shopping For Fancy Soaps And Duvet Covers, Will Allen Takes No Chances

    A confounding incident involving the Miami Dolphins' Will Allen at a Miami Bed, Bath and Beyond parking lot has the veteran cornerback being questioned by local police. There are conflicting stories and it's not entirely clear what the beef was about, but there is some speculation: More »

    4:00 PM on Mon May 19 2008
    By DAULERIO
    8,490 views, 58 comments

    Latest by RachelRayIsTheDevil: @NYSportscene: Well....that all sounds nice and rosey BUT. When you are raised in a culture of "cash money" and "dissin my more »

  • shocking news you'll never believe

    Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall


    Greetings, fellow podium gazers! It's great to be spending Saturday afternoon with you and not my family. And what better way to kick things off but with some four day old news!

    When we last saw Bill Parcells, he was sitting in the owner's box watching the Dolphins' final game, looking like a late-era, lead-poisoning-and-incest Roman Emperor who just learned that his Coliseum lions had been replaced with Syrian hamsters. Parcells spent the off-season stealing everything but the Venetian blinds curtains from the Cowboys front office (he even swiped a linebacker and tight end this morning), but he hasn't done much to improve the roster except walk around the practice facility and glower at guys while they lift. Yes, the Tuna is an advocate of Management by Walking Around and Motivation by Glowering. Both methods work. As I write this, Christmas Ape is circling my desk and shooting ion cannons through me with his eyes. Man, am I motivated.

    Parcells likes players who are tough and disciplined, unlike those other GMs who prefer mincing scatterbrains. Naturally, Parcells was drawn to Long. You want tough? Long only allowed one sack in his last three seasons, and that was to Vernon Gholston, who you'll be reading about soon. You want disciplined? Long only jumped offsides once in his whole college career. Most young linemen jump offsides twice before breakfast. True story: every time Alex Barron false starts, an angel gets his wings.

    Long comes from a long line of great Michigan tackles. Like Jan Jasnen, he's a solid pass protector and exceptional run blocker. Like Jumbo Elliot (an ex-Parcells guy), he's huge, dedicated, and focused. Like Jon Runyan, he's willing to bring a rail gun onto the field and decapitate the opposing defensive line when the ref's back is turned (in the scouting biz, that's called a "mean streak"). The only question is whether he's quick enough to play left tackle in the pros. Jansen and Runyan weren't, but even if Long must switch sides, the Dolphins can live with a right tackle who starts for a decade.

    With Long in the fold, the Dolphins line will get good in a hurry. Their line finished near the middle of the pack (20th) in Adjusted Sack Rate last season, even though the Dolphins were playing out-of-work mortgage consultants at quarterback.

    Wow, over 300 words and not a single American Dragon reference. That bodes well for the rest of the afternoon.

    3:00 PM on Sat Apr 26 2008
    By mike tanier
    818 views, 28 comments

    Latest by Brazil Thrill: Can we agree to hang out in one post, so that we can actually have some form of discourse? more »

  • whimsy duan

    You're No Yngwie Malmsteen, Banana Hands


    Congratulations to Jake Long on agreeing to terms with the Miami Dolphins worth close to 950,158 Guitar Hero games. Don Chavez takes us back to a time when Mr. Long was just a serious-looking giant boy laying on the couch in a Michigan sweatshirt as big a picnic blanket playing GH with his buddy. More »

    7:30 PM on Tue Apr 22 2008
    By DAULERIO
    7,892 views, 504 comments

    Latest by PQ Crash: Way to strike out on a pitch that's at your neck, Sexson. more »

  • nfl draft

    This Is What The Dolphins See In (S)Him


    These two festive ladies are not your regular Sugar Free Red Bull-guzzling party girls you'd find at Making Time. No, these big, strapping dollies are actually former Michigan offensive lineman. The one with the crutches is Adam Kraus. The one with the shaved belly and blue hair is potential number one draft pick Jake Long. More »

    12:35 PM on Fri Apr 11 2008
    By DAULERIO
    12,087 views, 82 comments

    Latest by Rainbow Bright: I have the same petticoat. And its really disturbing to see it on a dude bound for the NFL. more »

  • jason taylor

    Non-Robotic Jason Taylor To Dance Like The Wind

    You surely remember the monstrosity (and potential extinctive agent for humanity as a whole) that was the Jason Taylor Robot. (It responds to visual stimulation! Ack!) Well, the real life version — as much as a "real life version" can exist — is about to be cutting a proverbial rug. More »

    10:40 AM on Tue Feb 19 2008
    By Leitch
    4,152 views, 57 comments

    Latest by Forced Entry: @StupidAngelos: When they're pretending to be playfully teasing each other at the end of the commercial, that's a douche chill more »