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Report: Canseco To Appear On FOX's 'Moment Of Truth'

Former big league slugger and chronic attention whore Jose Canseco will be appearing on the FOX reality show/game show/exhibit of the degradation of society, "The Moment Of Truth." Canseco, the pariah whose autobiography catalyzed the Mitchell Report, congressional hearings and a new PED policing effort in baseball, will appear in an episode to air either in late September or early October, according to a report from David Vassegh on am570radio.com. I guess it's too late in the programming schedule to bring back The Swan Jose could really benefit from some weekly therapy and life coaching. More »

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Madonna Begged For This To Happen


Jose Canseco is probably going to need some help with the fighting scenes in his grand Yuen Woo-ping-choreographed kung fu movie, because, well, dude can't fight. Last night he was dealt a first-round knockout at the fisted hands of former Philadelphia Eagles return man Vai Sikahema in Atlantic City. More »

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Jose Canseco Is Anxiously Awaiting YOUR Email

Not only could you be living in Jose Canseco's home two months from now (it's being foreclosed), but you can stop by and punch him in the mouth to boot. As we learned yesterday, Canseco is promoting a boxing event in Atlantic City, and is currently looking for an opponent to meet him in the ring. Yes, the date has been set. But here's the best part: He's provided an email address for prospective challengers. More »

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Jose Canseco Would Like To Tussle With Athletic-Types

Per Radar, it appears Jose Canseco is about to embark on his latest money-making idea'r and this time it involves two of his favorite pastimes: 1) Mixed martial arts, and 2) Shameless hucksterism. More »

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Jose Canseco To Channel His Inner Philip K. Dick

Everybody's favorite last bastion of truth, Jose Canseco, granted an interview to LAist and gave a not-so surprisingly candid interview to the site. The usual batch of Canseconess is in there, including the unabashed self-promotion, but one of his most revealing answers was about what more we, his fawning public, can expect from him in the near future: More »

Jose Canseco might not be able to get people to buy his book, but he certainly can inspire the feds to talk to him. [SI.com]

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Jose Canseco's Lawyer Finally Released Into The Wild

You may remember, from Pat Jordan's already famous story for us about trying to interview Jose Canseco, his lawyer "Rob," a "a Cherokee Indian from North Carolina" who, after four years working for Jose, had yet to be paid. Well, Canseco might have just done Rob — whose real name is Robert Saunooke — a big favor: He just fired him. More »

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We've Secretly Switched Canseco's Coffee With Mind Control Serum, Let's See If He Notices

You've seen the excerpts. You've heard the stories. Now prepare for the book tour. Jose Canseco is gallivanting about America, pubbing his second book, "Vindicated," the gripping tale of one man trying to figure out how to use a word processor to burn every bridge he had in baseball. And he doesn't trust anyone with his coffee. More »

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Pat Jordan, Canseco "Square Off" On Howard Stern

This morning, on The Howard Stern Show (a.k.a., the show you used to listen to all the time until either: a) he left for satellite radio, which you don't get; or b) he got divorced from his wife, draining the show of its subtle, mostly hidden pathos), Jose Canseco was a guest. And Pat Jordan, author of the gripping story about Chasing Jose for us, called in and chatted. More »

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What In The World's In That Case? What'chu Got In That Case?


  • Da Meat Hook brings some interesting luggage to Nationals Park [Mister Irrelevant]
  • Those Brits and their track cycling! [Shot to Nothing...]
  • Taking issue with the Wall Street Journal's manager rankings. [Rumors and Rants]
  • NCAA says no Gridiron Bash for you, not yours. [The Wizard of Odds]
  • Jose Canseco and A-Rod in the key of Rick Springfield. [The Juice Blog]
  • Livan Hernandez has a kick for you, Ronaldo. [10,000 Takes]
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