Venerable Florida State lady of bosom, Jenn Sterger, felt a little sideswiped by her not-so-controversial interview on THE KILLER B's" ESPN 1470 (Tampa) Radio show program two days ago, after she was quoted saying, in so many words, that she wasn't a big fan of ESPN sideline princess Erin Andrews.

Actually, this is what she said: "She's very talented. But it's so funny because if you look at her old tapes back when she worked at the Lightning, it was the most dreadful stuff you've ever seen in your life. People compare me and say, well, she's no Erin Andrews ... and I'm like, well, who's No. 1 on the computer. Suck it."

But after she's had time to cool off, Sterger is out to make amends. The scrappy guys at OnTheDL podcast got the exclusive interview with Sterger post-Andrews flap, as Jenn attempts to clarify her statements a little more so that there aren't any escalating tensions between the two ladies in the future.

"I have a lot of respect for Erin Andrews. But it’s so frustrating because people will continually compare us because she is the most notable sportscaster that initially found celebrity because of her looks, ” she said.

“You do not want Erin Andrews to ‘suck it, to suck anything…you like Erin Andrews, " OnTheDL asked.

"What is there to suck? Seriously. I’m a girl.”

Sterger says there's some sort of misinterpretation of her statement and that this is just all being blown out in double-D-like proportions.

“Everyone is trying to screw everyone else. They’re going to try to take things out of context. People like controversy. They thrive on it. The way I explain it – would you rather watch a couple in a grocery store fight or make out? You wanna watch them fight, let’s be real."

Right. So, crisis averted? Kind of?

Jenn Sterger [OnTheDL]

She's very talented. But it's so funny because if you look at her old tapes back when she worked at the Lightning, it was the most dreadful stuff you've ever seen in your life. People compare me and say, well, she's no Erin Andrews ... and I'm like, well, who's No. 1 on the computer. Suck it."

Yeah. Suck it! No homo! (Did I do that correctly?)

Jenn Sterger Tells Erin Andrews To 'Suck It' [AOL Fanhouse]

Jenn Sterger is not impressed with Erin Andrews [The Big Lead]

Anyway, the Sterger Playboy picture has hit the Web, and if you're one of those people who gets concerned about NSFW photos, we'd highly suggest waiting to click this link until you get home.

Now that Sterger has officially done all that she can with the gifts that have brought her this far, we suggest real estate — people will always want land! — or maybe teaching English abroad. Anybody else thinking Prague? Put off the real world as long as you can, honey. Remember, though: Dad's watching.

Jenn Sterger + Playboy = Good Times! [Modern Guy] (NSFW)
When Bloggers And Fathers Collide [Deadspin]

First: You are a father. You raised your children what you thought was the correct way, and your daughter ended up heading to Florida State University. One day, you spot her on television; look, honey, it's Jenn! And next thing you know, she's everywhere, and everywhere she is, she's wearing no clothing. You're proud of her taking advantage of an opportunity ... but that's a bit more of your daughter's breasts than you expected to be seeing.

Then, the other: A writer for a Web site — some might even call you a "blogger" — who decides that he can no longer sit idly by while online dorks drool over a glorified groupie with breast implants and a knack for self-promotion. You write up a vitriolic screed explaining exactly why this "Jenn Sterger" is everything that is wrong with America. You exhale, pleased, feeling better.

And then ... the plights of the two people meet.

"most of your posts are just pure made up bullshit that you pathetic folks had to dream up in an attempt to build your low self esteem! The following comments are not coming from any of the Warchant LR faithful, or from any of her friends, but rather from someone that has watched her for all of her life - me, Leo Sterger, her father. "

Uh, yeah. The whole sordid — and ultimately uplifting — tale of what happened next can be found right here. Enjoy.

Leo Sterger, Gabriel Morency, And The Last Thing I Am Writing About The FSU Cowgirl EVER [White Dade]

We sheepishly note that we are somewhat responsible for Sterger's appearance in the magazine; our good friend and fellow Black Table creator Eric Gillin is an editor at Maxim, and he first discovered her on our site. And ultimately, he ended up "supervising" the photo shoot. He took some time from his busy day of inspecting side boobs to answer a few of our questions over IM.

Deadspin: So you were there for the photo shoot. Do you always go to the model photo shoots, or did you just decide to go to this one?
Eric Gillin: I try to get out of the office to see the shoots when I can — usually they're all held in L.A. so I can't — but this time around I found time in my busy schedule to, you know, attend.

Deadspin: Had you talked to her beforehand? Did she drop all kinds of Florida State football knowledge on you? She is, after all, a national sports columnist. In fact, she even claimed in an interview that she "schooled" you on sports.
Eric Gillin:I'd talked to Jen a lot beforehand, just setting up the shoot, making sure everyone was all ready to go and all that. I don't really remember her "schooling" me on sports. I mean, as you're well aware, it's entirely possible that she did and I just chalked it up to another person correcting me yet again. The only time I remember her correcting me was when I got the names of the teams who were playing wrong at the game she was filmed at. I may have said FSU vs. Florida instead of FSU vs. Miami.

Deadspin: And are you guys still pals? You're best buds, aren't you?
Eric Gillin: Yeah, actually, we have kept in touch since the photo story. I know a lot of people like to rip on Jenn, but she's a sweet girl.

Deadspin: You really were there for the entire shoot? Like, the whole thing?
Eric Gillin: I was there for the beginning of the shoot, but then I must have blacked out for a while. Actually, I had to run home to grab my recorder. Then I came back and they were still shooting — the scenes in the showers with the three of them. I think I need a raise. This job is grueling some days.

FSU Cowgirls Photos [Maxim]

Actually, it's SI.com's "On Campus" section, which, like every other site on the earth that isn't SI.com, benefits from its lack of Jay Mohr columns. But Jenn isn't just talking about herself. Nope, she's actually going to be taking questions from SI.com readers, advice questions on relationships, friendships and all other concepts that sports fans go to sports Web sites for guidance on.

Oh, and Jenn's official Web site has been redesigned. But why do we have a feeling you knew that already? Pigs.

Dear Cowgirl [SI On Campus]
JenniferSterger.com [Official Site]

I just chalk up all the questions to having an amazing surgeon. I'm sure he is enjoying all the free press he is getting, as almost any message from a girl on my Facebook.com is always about, I WANT YOUR DOCTORS NUMBER! It s kinda flattering. But you will get your occasional haters. If the only way you can insult me is by pulling the "fake boob card," by all means get some new material buddy. How original. Hey, it was MY money, a great investment, and damn it, I am gonna shake what the doctor gave me.

Well, yeah, Barry Bonds said the same thing; his boobs are fake too.

1-On-1 With Jenn Sterger [Across The Board]
Florida State's Diligent Student Body [Deadspin]

(Note: In the story, Sterger talks about taking a football trivia contest with an editor from Maxim named Eric. In the interests of full disclosure, this editor Eric is actually a friend of ours and a fellow editor at our other site, The Black Table. And this is absolutely true: Eric is constantly being schooled on football by girls, dogs, lamps, lawn furniture.)