Elijah Dukes

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Elijah Dukes Has Been Quiet Long Enough

Last week, Elijah Dukes hit a walk-off two-run homer to beat the Cardinals in the second game of a doubleheader. (It really was an awesome game.) Elijah, as Elijah is wont to do, celebrated a bit too vigorously, upsetting an umpire and his manager, Manny Acta. Thus was the fuse lit. More »

11:40 AM on Wed Jun 11 2008
By Will Leitch
10,688 views, 54 comments

Latest by BrooklynMetFan: you can always count on the Elijah Dukes threads for top notch deadspinning ! more »

2007 shoty

SHOTY Final Four: Elijah Dukes Vs. Isiah Thomas

Because it's New Years Eve, and we're taking tomorrow off, we figured we'd go ahead and let this post ride the rest of the night and all day tomorrow. (At least until we do our "ZOOOOK" post after the Illini shock the world in the Rose Bowl.) More »

5:15 PM on Mon Dec 31 2007
By Leitch
32,020 views, 1477 comments

Latest by FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: @Token_Tennis_Fan: Buck up TTF. If it didn't hurt a bit coming out it'd mean the 3.5 months had been a more »

dead dawg

Elijah Dukes Might Have Some Lady Issues

Just in time for the SHOTY Quarterfinals, our old pal Elijah Dukes is at it again. The guy just can't help himself; his fingers just tap threatening text messages as if they have a mind of their own. More »

11:08 AM on Tue Dec 18 2007
By Leitch
9,350 views, 93 comments

2007 shoty

SHOTY Elite Eight: Elijah Dukes Vs. Gilbert Arenas

At last, we have completed the endless first round of the 2007 Sportshuman Of The Year tournament. It only took a month. Now we're down the nitty-gritty: The Elite Eight. More »

2:20 PM on Tue Dec 11 2007
By Leitch
13,581 views, 82 comments

teh angerrr

Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

If you thought Elijah Dukes would sit on his laurels and be happy with a first round SHOTY victory, then you sir, are a Rays fan praying to God he doesn't do anything stupid. Your prayers haven't been answered, but are very important to us and will be answered in the order they were received. More »

1:20 PM on Sat Dec 1 2007
By sussman
6,232 views, 25 comments

Latest by jrubzer: @ CHIEF WAHOO: You say our names, we're going to have to kill all these people, Archie. more »

2007 shoty

SHOTY First Round: Elijah Dukes Vs. Jeff Reed

OK, folks ... it's time for the voting to begin. Let's all give big-up to the genius that is Jim Cooke for his official SHOTY graphic. The 2007 SHOTY voting will run every Tuesday and Thursday until, well, 2008 probably. We love Kige there. More »

2:20 PM on Tue Nov 13 2007
By Leitch
23,216 views, 132 comments

Latest by gobblegirl: I'm voting for hilarious rather than dangerously violent/plain stupid. more »

dead dawg

Elijah Dukes' Divorce Proceedings, Shockingly, Are Getting Nasty

As you probably might expect, the wife of "troubled" Devil Rays outfielder Elijah Dukes is filing for divorce. (This tends to happen when you send your wife's cell phones photos of guns.) She has come up with some not-really-all-that-surprising accusations. More »

10:40 AM on Tue Jul 17 2007
By Leitch
12,633 views, 84 comments

first time caller, longtime listener ...

Elijah Dukes Is On The Air

We hope you weren't trying to get through to WDAE Radio on Tuesday, as various members of the Dukes family had the phone lines jammed pretty much all day. We hate when that happens. Tuesday was Fun Day for Ron Diaz and Ian Beckles over at the Ft. Lauderdale station, as an agitated Elijah Dukes called in from Phoenix with a rambling diatribe aimed at his estranged wife, NiShea Gilbert, whom he is accused of threatening. It was presumably an attempt at equal time on Dukes' part, as Gilbert had called in to the same show a couple of hours earlier. WDAE also aired an interview with Dukes' mother, Phyllis Dukes, later that day. Elijah: More »

10:00 AM on Wed Jun 20 2007
By rickchand
7,507 views, 97 comments

Latest by CliffX: Elijah Dukes has had it with these motha-f*ckin' snakes on this motha-f*ckin' plane. more »

much anger i sense in him. not ready to begin the training is he

Elijah Dukes Continues To Bat 1.000

If you're a social worker who is considering a foster care applicaton, how could you not approve the couple who is related to Elijah Dukes? A 17-year-old girl who is in foster care with a relative of Dukes told the Tampa police that Dukes got her pregnant. The article goes on to say that Dukes will not be charged with a crime. That's because, while the age of consent in Florida is 18, if the other person is 24 or younger, age of consent is only 16. The Devil Rays outfielder was born on June 26, 1984, so ... and Dukes gets in under the tag! More »

11:00 AM on Wed Jun 13 2007
By rickchand
10,608 views, 115 comments

Latest by HablaingEspanol: Who's the standard bearer of fathering illegitimate children? Calvin Murphy? Ol' Dirty Bastard? We need someone to compare Dukes to. more »

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