Carl Monday

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Well, They're Back To Square One With The Old Folks Home Flasher Case

Former sprint champion Mark Walcott was cleared on Thursday of charges that he exposed himself five times at two old folks homes in Britain, but at what cost? During the trial it was revealed that Walcott was having affairs with two women at the same time, both of whom were hauled into court to provide him with alibis. Also entered into evidence is a late contender for Deadspin Quote of the Year. More »

10:45 AM on Fri Nov 7 2008
By Rick Chandler
9,344 views, 50 comments

Most discussed StanGable: That picture just shows another way Daniel Johnson says: "Hi, How are you?" more »

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Ashley Todd Is Your New Mike Cooper

This is Ashley Todd. Ashley recently made some news when she was was mugged near at ATM by "a dark-skinned black man" who, after finding out she supported John McCain, carved a "B" on her face for some kind of pro-Obama viral ad campaign. However, the cops got kind of suspicious when they saw the B was on backwards, did some investigating, and found out she was making the whole thing up as some kind of race-baiting swift boat attack. That, or she was just nuts. More »

1:00 PM on Sat Oct 25 2008
By Rick Paulas
7,429 views, 30 comments

Most discussed Joetimek: This has nothing to do with sports. Leave this to gawker for christ's sake. more »

Week In Review

Week In Review: What's the Frequency, Carl Monday?

Here's a photo Carl Monday submitted from commenter "That Just Happened" when the jack-happy roving reporter attended the ribbon cutting ceremony of Cleveland''s RTA HealthLine, which is a big fancy bus. Public transportation frotteurists in Cleveland should reconsider using this line to satisfy their need for public groping. More »

6:45 PM on Fri Oct 24 2008
By DAULERIO
5,431 views, 72 comments

Most discussed Yostal: I love hockey in HD. I miss NHL home teams in white. It just feels wrong. more »

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Remembering The Great Carl Monday

Anyone who just came across this site in the last two years might know about the genius that is Carl Monday. With our last week upon us, we felt it was the least we could do to reintroduce you all. More »

5:04 PM on Mon Jun 23 2008
By Will Leitch
11,100 views, 84 comments

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Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It

You know, it's really annoying when athletes-masturbating-in-libraries stories break in the evening and we have to wait until morning to write about them. If we can't be your leader in library masturbation coverage, we're not sure what our point is. More »

9:15 AM on Thu Apr 3 2008
By Leitch
21,421 views, 102 comments

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It Is Time, Once Again, To Wank For A Cause

It's the news you dared not hope was true: Nearly 10 years after it was introduced in San Francisco, the Masturbate-A-Thon is making its triumphant return. To The Netherlands! What took you so long, Dutch people? (Carl Monday dons raincoat, sounds the Action 4 News Team alert). Oh, like you had anything better to do. More »

4:40 PM on Thu Jan 10 2008
By rickchand
8,302 views, 51 comments

Latest by UnklStinky: @ Beer-Fart: and, somewhere, Marv Albert discreetly phones his travel agent .... more »

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Evildoers, Beware!

Guess who's back, folks ... GUESS WHO'S BACK?! More »

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They Nominated Carl Monday For Another Emmy .. For THAT Story!

When we stumbled across the infamous Carl Monday / Mike Cooper / library masturbation story more than a year ago, we were stunned when we learned that the Deadspin Hall of Famer had, in fact, won several Emmys. Could this be right? Was the library story just a rare misstep in a career of legitimate muckraking journalism? More »

5:10 PM on Fri Jun 29 2007
By Leitch
4,017 views, 38 comments

Latest by jwaves2007: @Bort: I understand. more »

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Carl Monday: The Early Years

Ever wonder what drives crusading field journalist Carl Monday? He didn't just pursue the Mike Cooper library case out of thin air; there had to be an underlying force, some childhood trauma, perhaps, which would cause him in later life to obsess over a perfectly ordinary human function. We wonder what that could have been? What psychologically tumultuous event from his distant memory served to push him toward investigative reporting in a trenchcoat? Hmmm. More »

12:50 PM on Wed Jun 6 2007
By rickchand
1,749 views, 53 comments

Latest by What Would Kornheiser Do?: C'mon, over! We got Tera Patrick! more »

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You Can't Keep A Good Trenchcoat Down

Technically speaking, our old pal Carl Monday is contractually obliged to stay off the air until October after switching stations in Cleveland. But there is corruption to be uncovered, and evildoers to be apprehended! And he's not about to let a silly non-compete clause stand in the way of finding the TRUTH! More »

1:15 PM on Mon May 21 2007
By Leitch
3,141 views, 43 comments

Latest by Coop 2.0: I better watch out. He's coming for me next. I will be in Cleveland tomorrow though Carl if you're looking for more »

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