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We encourage all kids in the Philadelphia area to get their tickets now for August 20 at Citizens Bank Park, for a very special Phillies promotion for a Sunday afternoon game against the Nationals: It's The Brett Myers Back-To-School Pack!
Brett Myers Back-to-School Pack
Get ready for school with a special gift for children 14 and under.
Considering what Myers has been up to lately, we encourage moms out there to bring their husbands ... or to at least wear a catcher's mask. Probably wouldn't hurt to attach a throat protector too.
Philadelphia Phillies Promotions [MLB.com]
Brett Myers Punched His Wife The Face [Deadspin]
(UPDATE: By the way, via Uni Watch, here's what all fans should wear to the game.)
(SECOND UPDATE: Myers says he's taking some time off.)
(THIRD UPDATE: Swear to God, in the matter of time it took us to save this, they changed the promotion to "ShopRite Phillies Back to School Drawstring Back Pack." They have their ducks in a row over there in Philly.)
(FOURTH UPDATE: See, we weren't lying.)
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First, while I dispute that the facts are as alleged, I recognize that my behavior was inappropriate and for that I apologize. Translation: I'm really sorry for punching my wife in the face, which I may or may not have done.
Curse you Phillies. Foiled agan!
That picture speaks volumes. Brett Myers, the Russell Crowe of pitching!
Hopefullu the next time Myers pitches in Philly Sal Fasano will be catching. The entire legion of Sal's Pals should all be wearing wife beaters.
"Hey, she had it comming! She said my humping was off spead to the right when it should have been hard, fast, and down the middle!" "Only my catcher makes that call!"
What about "Bret Myers Roll of Pennies Night?" "Really knock the shit out of your significant other!"
"Back to school pack"? What the heck? I just got out!
Vincente Padilla's fan club was the "Floatea Padilla" and whenever he struck someone out they would pretend they were rowing a boat. It was great and oddly offensive. No?
Now that's a promotion that really PACKS a punch.
http://static.flickr.com/60/176262504_d2f95236d0_o.jpg
Brett Myers Belt, Stick or a Wrench Night. I'd go with the wrench - Why? Cause fuck him, that's why. But seriously, this guy is now a cult hero in Philly, even if it is the wrong cult.
Could someone tell me how to "where" a catcher's mask? Sorry to nitpick, but I want quality out of my posts about wife-beaters, gosh-darnit!
The Padilla Flotilla, which actually makes sense. We've also had the Randy Wolf Pack, Burrell's Girls, Giambi's Zombies, Terry Adams' Family, Abreu's Amigos, the Duck(worth) Pond and Thome's Homies. These days, it's all about Sal's Pals.
Any time I hear about "back to school" promotions at the ball park, I get that sick "summer's over" feeling in my gut. Even though I have been out of school for about 67 years. Oh, back on topic. I'm sure Mrs. Myers gets some other type of sick feeling in her gut every time that big man of hers walks in through the front door.
Does it come with his new video, "Brett Myers' Fightin' Round the House" (as inspired by Russell Crowe)? Throwin' pitches Gettin' shelled And fightin' round the house
Yeah, Keith Olberman is a fan. You all got name dropped on "Countdown" tonight about this.
Every time I think I can't be more embarrassed to be a Phillies fan....
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