André Roussimoff commented on Gun Safety Tips From Plaxico Burress

"You know there has to be a Harris Smith working at an Applebee's in Norfolk wondering why everyone is calling him out of the blue."

André Roussimoff commented on The Curious Case of Fred Hickman

"I prefer Plax's work on NFL Shootaround."

André Roussimoff commented on "Wonderful Boyfriend" Makes Up Other Half Of Iowa Bathroom Sex Team

"And she's lookin at him with those eyyyyyyyyyesssss/ and she's lovin him with that body I JUST KNOW IT."

André Roussimoff commented on Plaxico Burress Takes The Perp Walk

"Could Eli be considered a Special Victim?"

André Roussimoff commented on SHOTY First Round: Brett Favre Vs. Baby Mangino

"Baby Mangino's just having fun out there, gunslinging green crap all over his diaper."

André Roussimoff commented on The Akron Zips soccer team

"Shouldn't they be the "Nils", not the "Zips"?"

André Roussimoff commented on When I Think Of Alluring Fragrances, I Think Of College Football

"Jeff McInnis used this very cologne to seduce Phil Ford's wife."

André Roussimoff commented on Stephon Marbury, unleashed:

"Cmon Steph, you're still more honorable than the Civil War guy who died saying "They couldn't shoot an elephant at this dist-""

André Roussimoff commented on Erin Andrews Is Not Creeped Out by These Fine, Upstanding Tar Heels

"Did she steal one of the Hulkster's weightlifting belts?"

André Roussimoff commented on The Creative Impasse Between Bill Simmons and ESPN Appears To Be Over

"Most importantly, any nudity will be brief and tasteful."