spirit_of_chick_hearn commented on For Your Viewing Pleasure

"Worst job in the World: Sumo Wrestler Ass Wipers."

spirit_of_chick_hearn commented on Why Didn't Anyone Try This On Donaghy?

"Ready whenever you are Sgt Pembry."

spirit_of_chick_hearn commented on Curt Schilling Will (Most Likely) Pitch No More Forever

"Ten to one odds hes in the studio before this season is over doing commentary for Baseball Tonight/Yikes"

spirit_of_chick_hearn commented on Jay Mariotti: Still In Dire Need Of A Serious Pounding

"After having burned an endless string of bridges Mariotti better hope Around The Horn is still on the air when his Sun -Times contract is up."

spirit_of_chick_hearn commented on San Francisco Columnist Condemns Tiger's Idiocracy

"Retief Goosen will be wearing a Columbian necktie and Gwen Knapp will be sleeping with the fishes soon."

spirit_of_chick_hearn commented on There's A Nice Man In A Suit At The Door Who Would Like To Talk To You, Mr. Fielder

"Well i added it up and i was eating roughly $200.00 worth of meat per week."

spirit_of_chick_hearn commented on Media Approval Ratings: John Feinstein

"Pompous Duke Lover who rails against the 1966 Kentucky all white team that lost to all black Texas Western but Wont acknowledge that U.K."

spirit_of_chick_hearn commented on Long Beach Armada Pulling Out All The Stops For The Plumber

"Special mid-inning games and contests will include dizzy plunger races, toilet seat horseshoes, The O.C."

spirit_of_chick_hearn commented on What's More Fun Than Sprinting California Rolls?

"At Dodger Stadium Botox Races collagen."

spirit_of_chick_hearn commented on PGA Braces For A Year Of Living Tigerlessly

"ESPN meeting as we speak to see if there is any way they can kiss Tigers ass just as much while he rehabs as they do when hes Golfing."