The Underhill Account commented on Shocker: Fred Smoot's Minnesota House in Disrepair; Not Selling

"@Weed Against Speed: Funny story: I stole a light bulb from her front porch when she was still living there."

The Underhill Account commented on Reporter Doused By Blue-Painted Cubs Fan Outside Wrigley Field

"This is how Cubs fans get a bad name, dumping water on blonde reporters This, and nothing else in the history of Cubs fandom."

The Underhill Account commented on The Packers Want This Brett Favre Thing To End Just As Much As You Do

""...Favre is now in the position to get anything he wants." Constant and never ending media attention until the day he dies."

The Underhill Account commented on John McCain Gave up Steeler Linemen While Interrogated by Viet-Cong

"The Pittsburgh Steelers' first season was in 1933."

The Underhill Account commented on Soccer Players + Technology = Hilarious Blunders

"And then...he shat on a turtle!"

The Underhill Account commented on Jenn Sterger Fondly Remembers Erin Andrews When She Was Just An Attractive Nobody

"CATFIGHT!!! /prays for a titty"

The Underhill Account commented on Lenny Dykstra's Mansion Is Up For Grabs

"$1600 /spits into hand"

The Underhill Account commented on Meet Your New Editor(s)

"@DougOLis: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The Underhill Account commented on Meet Your New Editor(s)

"This is the most joyful I've ever been..."

The Underhill Account commented on All Hail The Brilliance Of Zombie Kickball

"Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?"