Dwight Schrute 2008 commented on Thursday Night Preview: #23 South Florida at Cincinnati

"@Afino: Puts bag over your head?"

Dwight Schrute 2008 commented on Rejected Commenter Theater 4: Citizens on Patrol

"So when Will leaves, is it like when the pope dies and everyone in the Vatican automatically loses their jobs?"

Dwight Schrute 2008 commented on The Pope Should Wipe His Feet Before Entering Yankee Stadium

"Pope's birthday is tomorrow. /Captain Pedant"

Dwight Schrute 2008 commented on Baseball Season Preview: Chicago White Sox

"What, you couldn't get Shanoff to write this one too?"

Dwight Schrute 2008 commented on Baseball Season Preview: Washington Nationals

"@mrlogical: Amen."

Dwight Schrute 2008 commented on The Complete List Of Players Mentioned In The Mitchell Report

"@ASox: Your Boston Red Sox: In a November 1, 2006 email to a Red Sox scout, general manager Theo Epstein asked, "Have you done any digging on Gagne?"

Dwight Schrute 2008 commented on Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person

"That was fucking delicious."

Dwight Schrute 2008 commented on How Hillary Is Like Grandmama

"592th So we're inventing ordinal numbers now?"

Dwight Schrute 2008 commented on Witness Bill Simmons In Tight Tight Tights

""Is this thing going to stretch out?""I don't feel wet, but I just feel moist." The "That's What She Said" meter just exploded."

Dwight Schrute 2008 commented on What To Do After Your Season Is Ruined

"Florida's season is never ruined while there's still a chance Urban Meyer can whine his team into the Mythical National Championship game."