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"Bob Barr would be CHANGE."

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"These hooves are perfect for ancient Chinese foot binding. If a girl's feet were bound in this manner, four toes on each foot would break within a year; the first ("big toe") remained intact."

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"I have heard Beano tell many funny stories on the radio."

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"If you told Barry that if he signed with Boston, he was guaranteed to accomplished either a world series championship or get his 3,000 hits, but not both."

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"$3,400,000 bones"

kurt9988 commented on The Sadness Of Concrete Charlie

"You should of asked Frank Gifford who was nastier -- Chuck or Kathie Lee?"

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"That 15 percent used to go to heroin."

kurt9988 commented on Lakers Versus Celtics Part XI: New Blood

"It seems the vast silent majority think the Lakers are greatest team ever assembled."

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"Hopefully, Beano is smart enough not to have a mortgage. Countrywide is foreclosing on 85-year old Ed McMahon."