jmjonesjr commented on Jim Leyritz Will Soldier On Somehow

"Sometimes selling your soul for ruining Mark Wohlers's career has consequences, you fuck I hate jim leyritz so much it hurts sometimes."

jmjonesjr commented on Jake Peavy Would Prefer to Run And Hit And Sing and LAUGH AND LOVE!

"@tomahawk_chop: He's from Alabama and grew up a Braves fan. IT'S GONNA HAPPEN!"

jmjonesjr commented on Well, That Didn't Take Very Long

"Vince Papale doesn't get it. John Kruk wants to know why there's a bell on there."

jmjonesjr commented on Inaugural Game, T.O., and Fumbles

"Jake Delhomme's clutch ability is surpassed only by his love of Bojangles."

jmjonesjr commented on Rick Neuheisel Takes the Mic After UCLA-Tennessee And Pours Salt In the Wounds

"Always count on UT to make the SEC look bad (ex-> losing to notre dame for no apparent reason in 2004), then inexplicably win 6 or 7 conference games."

jmjonesjr commented on Rachel Nichols Has Finally Extricated Herself From Brett Favre's Pocket

"yes, bearded icon"

jmjonesjr commented on It's College Football Eve!

"@UkraineNotWeak: Atlanta is also having a black & gay pride weekend."

jmjonesjr commented on College Football Previews: #5 Florida

"In comedy ratings tebow kissing a man > Tebow's record against Auburn > tebow wearing jorts"

jmjonesjr commented on Peter King Shovels Popcorn, Erin Andrews Holds A Fish Head And Beach Volleyball Gold For The U.S.

"@jmjonesjr: that's TOO early...you dipshit"

jmjonesjr commented on Peter King Shovels Popcorn, Erin Andrews Holds A Fish Head And Beach Volleyball Gold For The U.S.

"+1 to Romo for going to early in my fantasy draft to someone else +100 to Romo for quoting Tin Cup"