hortense commented on Dear McCain/Palin: Cool People Hate You, So Stop Stealing Their Music!

"All you women who want a man of the street But you don't know which way you wanna turn Just keep a-coming and put your hand out to me cause I'm the one who's gonna make you burn I'm gonna take you down - down, down, down So don't you fool around I'm gonna pull it, pull it, pull the trigger Shoot to thrill, play to kill Too many women with too many pills Shoot to thrill, play to kill I got my gun at the ready, gonna fire at will Yeah I'm like evil, I get under your skin Just like a bomb thats ready to blow cause I'm illegal, I got everything That all you women might need to know"

hortense commented on Dear McCain/Palin: Cool People Hate You, So Stop Stealing Their Music!

"@hortense: Please note the lyrics: So I ran down and said in her good ear. Debbie, why'd you do it? She raised her head and smiled and said: I did it for Johnny."

hortense commented on Dear McCain/Palin: Cool People Hate You, So Stop Stealing Their Music!

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hortense commented on Help Find This Missing Woman

"We have it up on Jezebel, too."

hortense commented on Why Sarah Palin Incites Near-Violent Rage In Normally Reasonable Women

"@vespachica: And that's the ballgame, folks!"

hortense commented on Why Sarah Palin Incites Near-Violent Rage In Normally Reasonable Women

"@vespachica: Yes, it's hilarious that women are angry at the possibility that someone who believes that if you are impregnated by your rapist, you should carry your rapist's baby to term might become the vice president of the United States."

hortense commented on Why Sarah Palin Incites Near-Violent Rage In Normally Reasonable Women

"@vespachica: I am not jealous of Sarah Palin."

hortense commented on It Is Truly Peanut Butter Jelly Time For Seth MacFarlane

"@theartdodger: The visual is quite similar to Chris Ware's Jimmy Corrigan. South Park is still the best animated show on television."

hortense commented on Why Doesn't Anyone Watch Gossip Girl?

"I hated high school."

hortense commented on Check out this T-shirt, called

"And all I see is a sexy Ronald McDonald. It is lunch time and I want fries."

hortense commented on The sister act behind "Barracuda,"

"@langtry: In fairness, for someone who was defending attacks on Palin yesterday, I find it somewhat condescending that you are dismissing these women as "silly.""

hortense commented on Claire Danes: Talk To The Hand

""Tino said he would pick me up, like, 10 minutes ago, or something!""

hortense commented on Conventional Crap: Our Patience Is At An End With The GOP

"@Khuldrim: It blows my mind when Libertarians, of all people, tell me what I should do. It seriously blows my mind."

hortense commented on The Women Premiere: The Red Carpet May Be Better Than The Movie

"How in the world is Kat Kramer moving in those shoes?"

hortense commented on The Women Premiere: The Red Carpet May Be Better Than The Movie

"I don't know when it was that I turned on Meg Ryan, either, but my first thought was, "How ironic is it that Meg Ryan is standing in front of a sign that reads "campaign for real beauty"?" My second thought was: "Is ironic the right word there?""

hortense commented on Dita Von Teese: Old School Glamour In A New School Car

"@Mama Penguino: Or Garbo on a skateboard."

hortense commented on The sister act behind "Barracuda,"

"@royaume de coeur: Or Daddy Yankee!"