deemirichdumpedme commented on Boris Becker's Supermodel Fiancee Dumps Him Via Text Message. Multiple Times.

"@toledostripper: So, uh, that's really too bad about you and Spud."

deemirichdumpedme commented on Rick Telander Does Not Fear ESPN's Wrath -- But He Does Respect It

""It's like if every political writer in the country was working for just the Obama campaign," former ESPN writer and commentator Jason Whitlock. Hey, Whitlock, NEWSFLASH: They WERE basically working for the Obama campaign."

deemirichdumpedme commented on Jim Leyritz Will Soldier On Somehow

"Am I going to hell for the fact that I hate Leyritz less because the person he killed was also driving drunk? I am?"

deemirichdumpedme commented on Uh Oh...Mark Cuban Being Charged With Insider Trading

"Yet is another reason why the whole "insider trading" charge is stupid. So let me get this straight: If I find out that the CEO of GM is going to go on CNBC tomorrow while not wearing any pants and say, "We're firing EVERYONE!"

deemirichdumpedme commented on Dispatches From The Phillies Victory Parade

"Someone put some pants on that kid!"

deemirichdumpedme commented on The Angryville Chronicles: Stories About Philadelphia's Ferociously Loyal, Amusingly Vile Fanbase

"Philly fans are such an utterly despicable lot of people that I was actually fully prepared to root for the fucking Red Sox had they made it to the Series."

deemirichdumpedme commented on You Should Probably Stop Having Birthday Parties When You're 11

"I actually really like this feature. There."

deemirichdumpedme commented on The Man Who Snagged Maria Sharapova

"I'd like to just call this guy a douche and be done with it, but the fact is, dude survived a plane crash and then pulled his dad from the flaming wreckage."

deemirichdumpedme commented on That Will Be All For Shawn Kemp

"With all the funny sides of Kemp's story it's easy to forget just how good he and that group of young Sonics were."

deemirichdumpedme commented on Farewell, Todd Jones. The

"Last Jones story, probably my favorite: I'm a season ticket holder in Detroit."