Rufus On Fire - David commented on The Americans Are Kicking Ass, Sans Tiger

"Commence Mickelson photoshop abuse in 5..."

Rufus On Fire - David commented on Did ESPN Blatantly Rip Off This Innocent-Looking Bald Man? You Be The Judge

"Also, ESPN didn't copy RealGM's Trade Checker and rebrand it the Trade Machine."

Rufus On Fire - David commented on Who's Your Musical Sacred Cow?

"I often tell people the band with the lowest percentage of crappy songs in their catalogue is Cake."

Rufus On Fire - David commented on Contrarian Rock Writing Hits A Heretofore-Unseen New Low

"Just from that blurb, I'm convinced that Klosterman did it a million times better, and with 100% less douchebaggery, in Fargo Rock City."

Rufus On Fire - David commented on NFL Season Preview: The Detroit Lions

"The Barry Sanders jersey is too obvious."

Rufus On Fire - David commented on This Lebron James article

"Dude conveniently forgets that a number 23 LeBron James jersey with a bigass BK on the front would break all jersey sales records, and that a Brooklyn-themed shoe with Jay-Z endorsement would probably make up any "lost" salary, and that in 2011 we'll all hate the meatheads who wear those the same way we hate those guys who wear a Pats knit cap with a Varitek tshirt jersey."

Rufus On Fire - David commented on Milton Bradley Has Got His Eye On YOU, Pal

"Hate to rain on your "Milton Bradley is a psychopath har har har!" parade, but I'm pretty sure many of you would be pissed at being unfavorably compared to a former crackhead by a television announcer."

Rufus On Fire - David commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

""Zed dominated Wallace."

Rufus On Fire - David commented on Cruel To Be Kind

"Dammit."

Rufus On Fire - David commented on Cruel To Be Kind

"1) Commenter-anonymity is overrated."