cardboardbelt commented on ESPN Mag To Get a Sharapova-cized Makeover

""If Maria Sharapova were my boss for a day...." Wait Wait, my girlfriend and I act this one out all the time!"

cardboardbelt commented on Dear Chelsea Handler, Please Stop Calling Yourself Stupid

"@Macloserboy: Tina Fey once said that she looked like 'Two Draculas raped a Frankenstein', which I think it both hilarious and absolutely untrue."

cardboardbelt commented on Dear Chelsea Handler, Please Stop Calling Yourself Stupid

"It is vital that all of us remind the world that the sun rises for us alone."

cardboardbelt commented on And Now For A Bit Of WAG Sorbet

"It's okay, Deadspin."

cardboardbelt commented on There's A Reason The Name Tucker Rhymes With…

"@hfree: Thank you, ladies."

cardboardbelt commented on There's A Reason The Name Tucker Rhymes With…

"Tucker's are assholes."

cardboardbelt commented on The Deadspin Polygraph Test! Will Leitch!

"@The Guys Get Shirts!: But don't listen to me, I'm just one of the OUT OF FOCUS GUYS."

cardboardbelt commented on WTF

"@ObtuseIntolerant is a Kindergarten socialist, libtard propa...: I agree, comment of the day."

cardboardbelt commented on Tina Fey Thinks Sarah Palin Should Host SNL

"@NefariousNewt, Democratic Poll Challenger: I think it's possible to like someone and enjoy satire aimed at them, no?"

cardboardbelt commented on Speak To Me

"Even then, she can only tell via panty dampness. (I'll see myself out)"