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Zapp Brannigan's Girdle

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Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on Us Did It! Phillies Are World Series Champions
"Not this way, man."
http://deadspin.com/5070748/#c8620854 10:29 PM on Oct 29
Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on Deadspin HOF Nominee: Dana Jacobson
"If you can't bring yourself to vote solely on Dana's merits, then do it for Wingo. I'm Zapp Brannigan's Girdle and I approve of this HOF nominee."
http://deadspin.com/5038244/#c7317506 2:35 AM on Aug 20
Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on Congratulations to Cameron
"Aspiring to reach this particular depth of loserdom is a lot like a safety pencil: when you get to the end of it, there's really no point."
http://deadspin.com/5027767/#c6832808 2:08 AM on Jul 23
Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on Greetings, Spinheads: Another Deadspin State Of The Champion Address
"TBD: Terrible Bedroom Desires?"
http://deadspin.com/5021104/#c6478908 1:27 AM on Jul 2
Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day
""This is one strange, glowing plate of sushi." -litvinenko_210"
http://deadspin.com/5020996/#c6478884 1:24 AM on Jul 2
Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day
"I'll only respond to the ESPN Featured Comment if I can come up with something witty and original."
http://deadspin.com/5012936/#c6028400 2:37 PM on Jun 4
Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on Stephen Hawking Is Back In Futurama DVD
"@goudabob: The DVDs are the only thing new."
http://io9.com/393944/#c5964429 11:15 PM on May 30
Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day
""As good as freebasing is, I never expected to get burned by it." -gusgorman"
http://deadspin.com/5011079/#c5906208 3:27 AM on May 28
Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day
""Can't stop Austin Powers."
http://deadspin.com/5010393/#c5854048 1:59 AM on May 23
Zapp Brannigan's Girdle commented on More Terrifying Than Space is Space Madness
"@Final: Don't make me use this!"
http://io9.com/390394/#c5757679 11:52 PM on May 17

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