Uecker Seats commented on So Rick Telander Meets Jay Mariotti Sweaty and Nude...

"If Telander looked a fraction as bad-assed as this: ...he'd have wet his towel."

Uecker Seats commented on The Times, They Are A-Changin'

""Especially that punk-ass Carl Crawford, who you know is just an injury away from boosting car stereos." Just when I thought Boston was putting to bed it's racist stereotype/image they drag me back in with the OMG DAHKIES'LL STEAL YAH STEREO(type)! Stay classy, Sawx fan!"

Uecker Seats commented on Stink Goes Off, Bowden's Speeches And The Rays....Wait A Tic....

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Uecker Seats commented on Boston Media Unimpressed With Joe Maddon's Managerial Philosophy

"@Uecker Seats: Wrap, even."

Uecker Seats commented on Boston Media Unimpressed With Joe Maddon's Managerial Philosophy

"That Herald is a classy, classy fish wwrap, ain't it?"

Uecker Seats commented on Well, That Didn't Take Very Long

"That shirt is so full of win"

Uecker Seats commented on "Womo was immediately given

"I heard Phil Simms on Dan Patrick this morning all but call Tony a Romosexual for sitting even one game with a broken pinkie & that Favre is right; he should play through the pain. I've got to agree."

Uecker Seats commented on Ah, F&%# It, Gimme A Beer

"@Babcocksure: ...and the transformation from sad sacks into Yankee Fans 2.0 is complete."

Uecker Seats commented on Memo to Adam Jones from Stephen A. Smith: You're Making All Black People Look Bad

"@Sports-Pun: +1 nicely done, I nearly did an honest-to-God spit-take."

Uecker Seats commented on Rich Eisen's Wife Scolds Sarah Palin For Post-Debate Parading of Down Syndrome Baby

"@MarkKelsosMigraine: Tobias Funke: I blue myself. Michael Bluth: There has got to be a better way to say that."