Thatjusthappened commented on OJ's Lawyer Calls Guilty Verdict "Payback"

"Simpson: Get your hands off of me...Johnnie Cochran would have had me out of here days ago. The fact is, when you get away with a double murder you should go into hiding for the rest of your life."

Thatjusthappened commented on Hugh Johnson III: It's a Penis Joke, See

"You young ladies both deserve a spanking."

Thatjusthappened commented on Mom Allegedly Steals Daughter's Identity, Becomes 15-Year-Old Cheerleader

"This is a perfect example of why not everyone should have kids."

Thatjusthappened commented on The Giants Roll, Tennis Trash Talk And A Message From Doctor Lou

"I don't care what anyone says...Lou Holtz is fucking funny."

Thatjusthappened commented on Afternoon Blogdome: Which Team Has The Drunkest Fans?

"I can't believe a New York team didn't make this list."

Thatjusthappened commented on Irish Sports Minister Doesn't Believe A White Man Will Ever Break 10 Seconds in the Hundred Meters

"You lose precious seconds by wearing white socks."

Thatjusthappened commented on Sarah Palin's Former Sports Director Tells All

"Yeahhhh, did her husband propose before or after he saw that crazy ass photo?"

Thatjusthappened commented on Week In Review: You Know, Sarah Palin Was Once A Budding Hannah Storm

"What the fuck is this world coming to?"

Thatjusthappened commented on Afternoon Blogdome: He's Officially, Legally Insane Now

"Can't blame Chad for wanting to change his name."

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"Take a close look at that guy in the background."